highly overrated IMO, a waste of time and money.

Urkel by GNP TKO in the 1st.

quit your whining chump, you shouldn't have left the gun where the kid could get to it, it's your own fault, you are obviously not Mature or responsible enough to use it unsupervised, they shouldn't let you keep it at all, you're lucky the kid didn't get his eye put out and your parents sued because of your incompetence, you have NOTHING to complain about.

I'm thinking about trying out for The Ultimate Fighter, they're holding tryouts for my weightclass next month.

I think they are, but other member's tend to disagree for some reason.

Oceanography/Zoology teacher, just a great guy, was an older guy he'd always tell his "Back in my day" stories and always brought his dog to class.

I've never been banned.

Thank you so much. But really, it's just an honor to be nominated alongside so many other mediocre actors. I want to thank my agent, who stuck with me after I was found pooping that doorknob. I'd like to also thank my awesome family, and that 12 year old boy chained to my radiator. I better stop now before I say something incriminating. Thank you, and now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go poop on a quadriplegic squirrel!

I'm agnostic.

looks hilarious, just downloaded the english version, will play when I get some alone time.

My guess is, the mouse was looking for food in the middle of the night and it smelled something on your pants or whatever clothing you had on your floor. It was at the bottom of the pile when you got up to get a drink or something and you stepped on it, therefore killing it and crushing it into your carpet.

well that makes more sense than the other theories I'm seeing here.

it is possible, all it takes is one determined Jizm to get a bitch pregnant, if it leaks out the bum it can find it's way, that's why you should always use protection!

Do you have a mouse-stashing wombat? I heard that they do those things...

no wombats either, what a mystery this is!

At 2/13/09 03:42 AM, GodsBitch wrote: I might give my room a clean out today. I wont be finding anything as exciting as a dead rodent though. I might get the occasional "Wow, I haven't seen this for years!"

Sure your cat (if you have one) never brought it in during the night?

aint got a cat.

At 2/13/09 03:19 AM, MrNiceGuytm wrote:

At 2/13/09 03:17 AM, dkwrtw wrote: stuff

It probably just suffocated, then.

that or died of Poison we have set up elsewhere in the house, I'm certain I didn't kill it though.

At 2/13/09 03:13 AM, ArtistJ wrote: The more pressing matter is how did it get smashed?
Did you step on it? do you remember when you could have?
Hope this is a lesson for you not to live in filth.

god damn it I don't live in filth, there were some clothes on the floor, that's it!!! I don't know how it happened, I don't recall ever stepping on a rodent and then leaving it there, I think I would have felt it's tiny little bones crushing, there was no blood or guts around either, I would think something like that would have stained the carpet, I don't know wtf happened but I don't live in filth!

At 2/13/09 03:07 AM, NEVR wrote:

At 2/13/09 02:57 AM, dkwrtw wrote: lol, it didn't put off any smell or anything, how was I supposed to know???

Well I don't know where you found it, but I'm imagining that it wasn't all that hard to find.

Still, I'm sure you get my point. The last thing you want is for a girl to come over, only to run away screaming when she sees a dead mouse trodden into your carpet.

well it wasn't in plain sight, she wouldn't see it unless she was really looking for it, hell even close up it was pretty unrecognizable, I couldn't tell what it was at first.

At 2/13/09 02:55 AM, NEVR wrote: I think when you start to find dead rodents trodden into your carpet, it's probably time to start cleaning your room a LITTLE more often ;P

lol, it didn't put off any smell or anything, how was I supposed to know???

Well, since you said it like that, when my room was dirty, and I was on my bed, just staring off into space, I saw a rat scurry across my floor.

sorry if I came off acting like an asshole, but too many stupid threads just got at me.

not saying that your thread is stupid

just bored, so I decided to post about it.

I don't know what the discussion is dude, people just post stories here all the time, you ever find something gross whilst cleaning your room?

So I was just cleaning my room, it's been a while since I cleaned but it didn't seem that bad, just a lot of clothes, so anyways I'm cleaning and I find a fucking dead mouse SMASHED into my carpet, at first I couldn't even tell what it was, then I looked closere and I'm like "WTF is that a mouse?!" I don't want to touch the thing so I find pair of plyers and grab it by the tail, it makes a fucking sick Velcro-ing noise as I pull it up off my carpet, I disposed of it, I wonder how fucking long that thing has been there?

At 2/12/09 01:05 AM, Igotaname13 wrote:

At 2/12/09 01:03 AM, dkwrtw wrote: I don't wanna sound gay or anything, but do you mind if I come by later and sniff your cock? I LOVE Bacon....

thats the most gayest thing or abstract thing I heard all day

I cant even type Im in a WTF moment

O_o

It's really only gay if you make eye contact.

I don't wanna sound gay or anything, but do you mind if I come by later and sniff your cock? I LOVE Bacon....

Fuck man I am fucking scared. I'm only 16 would I have cancer in my nuts? Dude what the fuck seriously?!?! Surely there is some other problem that has symptoms that im experiencing that isn't cancer

it very well could be that dude, I'm speaking from experience here, GET IT CHECKED OUT IMMEDIATELY! this happened to me when I was 17.

At 2/12/09 12:56 AM, n64kid wrote: It's testicular cancer, you're going to have to get it removed. Tell your parents immediately.

no fucking joke dude, you should have this shit checked out, I waited to tell anyone and now I'm minus a left testicle.

consider yourself lucky, my left testicle twisted around itself and I had to have it removed.

zombies are overrated.

one time me and my friend were walking to my house from his to watch a UFC PPV, he gives me his half of the PPV money, and just messing around I take a huge sniff of the money, and some dude driving by screams "SMELLS GOOD DON'T IT?", I just put it away really fast and start walking faster.

At 2/9/09 03:18 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 2/9/09 03:15 AM, dkwrtw wrote: who?

Eh, I think she'll be hot in a few years.

SHE IS INCOMPLETE!!!!

lol, that's a Dr. Who reference (The Girl In The Fireplace)

no, seriously man, I don't know who the fuck TS is talking about.

who?