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Looking for a flash game. Posted August 6th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

I'm pretty sure this game was on the front page a long while ago. It was a Russian roulette style game. You could choose a character and you unlocked characters using money. There were two gun s in it you could unlock a flamethrower type gun and you started with a revolver. It was a dark and creepy type of game.
Any help would be greatly Appreciated.

Response to: my bro is a 13 bravo Posted August 5th, 2009 in General

Call him a nasty girl. He'll like that.
On a non-dick comment tell him good luck he's got a hard MOS. I'm a 68W health Care Spec. Should be fun.

Response to: I have cancer. Posted August 5th, 2009 in General

I've seen the movie you are talking about but I don't know the name.
One of the few movies to make me cry though.

Response to: Static/No Static? Posted August 3rd, 2009 in General

What the fuck did I just witness. I'm kind of scared that I'm going to be raped in my sleep tonight or something along those lines. That pig thing is also very creepy looking.

Response to: How Many People D O N ' T Wanna Mod Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

I'd hate to be a mod of any kind. To much responsibility I'd end up fucking something up terribly and getting IP banned or something along those lines. Plus I wouldn't want to have to deal with the shitheads on this site (IE 95% of everyone on Newgrounds).

Response to: It's a girl!!! Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

This thread is full of slutty girl names. Do you want your baby girl to be a slut? Go with a common name you probably won't end up regreting it in the long run.

Response to: Is Flo Hot? Yes. Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

I remember seeing a thread about this a while back I think it got to like page 9 and she needs to lay off the makeup before I do anything with her.

Response to: Military Members! Posted July 23rd, 2009 in General

I'm in the Army but I'm not really in. I'm doing this program called future soldiers and I meet with other future soldiers weekly and do PT and drills. Not making any money till I'm done with AIT then I'll get a thousand bucks for every month I was with the future soldiers. Loving every bit of it so far.

Response to: I Thought I Was Literally Dead Posted July 11th, 2009 in General

I once had a dream that there was mass chaos going on in the country. I went outside and walked around for a while to witness all that was going on and about 30 seconds later a plane flew overhead and dropped a bomb on the area. Next thing I know I'm waking up with an immense pain in my stomach and in a cold sweat.
Was pretty damn scary.

Response to: The American Dream Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

The American dream is just to have a dream in my opinion.

Front Page Problem Posted July 10th, 2009 in Where is / How to?

The front page's Latest submissions hasn't changed in a few hours, yet if you click Flash portal you see all the new flashes. Is this just me or is Newgrounds having a problem right now?

Response to: I'm coming out the closet Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

Dude I'm not going to lie it'd probably just be better to act like your into their religion. It'll avoid a ton of conflict within the family. The only reason I'd say I'm Atheist to my parents is if they asked me.

Response to: Just a quick question... Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

At 7/10/09 02:00 PM, TehSlapHappy wrote: ...how many of you guys miss animated sigs?

I liked them they inspired many lulz at times, but there were also times when I wished they gone because of annoying flashing or something along those lines.

Response to: Five people on a railroad Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

In both cases I would minimize the damage and have the 1 person killed instead of the 5. To some people they might feel like they killed that 1 person and if they would have done nothing it wouldn't have been their fault, but to me I'd feel guilty if I let 5 people over that person even know the 1 person's death was my fault.
I hope you can understand what I mean. It's kinda hard to put what I'm thinking into words.

Response to: Engrish Wikipedia Articles Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

At 7/10/09 11:51 AM, SPLINTERCELL58 wrote: I don't get it...

Neither do I. Other than the fact that it is saying it will be released in like 30 years I see nothing that could be even slightly humorous.

Response to: A day in the life of a worker at... Posted July 10th, 2009 in General

As you can see the 1997 at the top which means it's over a decade old. I think most of the people on Ng have seen this.

Response to: you think YOUR school stinks? Posted July 7th, 2009 in General

At 7/7/09 07:57 PM, MissingNYC wrote: i bet not this bad
Stinky School

Lol at my the middle school in my area is built on a landfill and the sewage plant is right behind the damn place. I think I win.

Response to: i have no life! Posted July 5th, 2009 in General

Nice MOS you'll rank quickly because not many people are in it. I got fucked and went 68W, everyone in the fucking army is 68W and 11B.
As soon as you get in the Army all this shit will change. You'll get more friends you'll make money and the Uniform attracts low class chicks.

Response to: Farthest you could run? Posted July 5th, 2009 in General

At 7/5/09 01:42 AM, ngfan14 wrote: You obviously don't know what you're talking about. A lot of girls can run a mile in under 5:30. If you're a guy in track, you pretty much suck if you can't run under 5 minutes. His time is good for a person who isn't an experienced runner.
There are people that can run 3 miles in under that time. Don't call him a liar just because you're not very fast.

1.Never said I was in track. Truthfully I haven't gotten off my ass since Middle school to play any sport.
2.His time is pushing it for someone who Isn't experienced. That's all I was saying I didn't mean to come out talking like I know everything, but I do kinda doubt the 3 miles thing.

Response to: Farthest you could run? Posted July 5th, 2009 in General

I seriously doubt you ran a mile that fast. You are either one hell of a track star or you are lying your ass off, but if you say so.
The most I've run in a long time 2 miles and I was pushing 16 minutes. I suck at running not so the leg pain as I have no breathing pattern. I was trying to pass a PT test for the Army which I failed miserably.

Response to: Boss you used to be scared of? Posted July 4th, 2009 in Video Games

At 7/3/09 12:50 AM, SwampLord9 wrote: Clanker...

He isn't really a boss. Or even an enemy.
I just remember skipping the level due to extreme fear.

Me too. That damn level scared the shit out of me. I don't know why it really wasn't that bad I just felt overwhelmed with fear any time I saw Clanker.

Response to: dust inside my ipod screen...help? Posted July 2nd, 2009 in General

I think your seeing shit and something is seriously wrong if you got dust in your ipod. Your best bet is to take it to a store that deals with that shit cause I really doubt anyone has done this before.

Response to: Is the internet important anymore? Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

Because people don't use the internet for information or anything. I know I look something up atleast once a day. I'm also pretty sure the government uses the internet for communication hardcore like. I think that's important. I need the Internet to be in the Army too. I have classes i need to take because of the Army and I need to Pass a few courses before I Go to Basic.

I think it's you who is using the internet wrong.

Response to: Usa Soccer Was A Failure Posted June 29th, 2009 in General

At 6/29/09 02:18 PM, DecoMisiara wrote: You guys are making a big-deal out of it... The Confederations Cup is just a silly World Cup prelude!

Im Brazilian and no one here seems to give a damn about this title

Bullshit. I guarantee everyone is partying. When I lived outside the US everyone took soccer as a Life or death thing. people went crazy in Panama when Brazil won and we didn't even live in Brazil. Other counties fucking live for Soccer. America just seems to like different sports.

Anyways I'm happy for the American Soccer team. They got far enough to prove they atleast don't suck 100% dick.

Response to: I hate cockroaches Posted June 11th, 2009 in General

At 6/11/09 09:12 AM, WadeFulp wrote: I wouldn't want roaches in my home, but seeing one wouldn't really freak me out.

In some places roaches are unavoidable. When I lived outside the US it was considered weird if you DIDN'T have roaches.


I don't get why people are so freaked out by them. I think centipedes are more freaky looking and they : run around my house, mainly in the basement.

I agree 100% all those legs make them look crazy scary. I'm glad I don't have them around where I live.

Response to: Denied from the Navy... Posted June 9th, 2009 in General

Did you talk to your recruiter about this? If anyone knows how to get you into the Navy it'll be your recruiter. If anything you'll have to go through MEPS again and get a waiver which is the longest and most complicated piece of shit ever. Good luck.

Response to: Happy Birthday Lagamuffin! Posted June 8th, 2009 in General

At 6/8/09 07:00 PM, EpicFail wrote: So... It's not his birthday yet?

I could have swore I saw a birthday thread for lagamuffin like a month ago.. Whatever Happy birthday

Response to: your favorite gun and why Posted June 8th, 2009 in General

guis I leik teh barret .50 cal cuase it keels ppl.

Response to: 8 gig i touch is enough? Posted June 7th, 2009 in General

Should be fine if you only have 2 gigs of music. Personally I'd go for the 16 gig though you never know if your going to end up getting more music or want to put something huge on it.

Response to: "School tomorrow depression" Posted June 7th, 2009 in General

I'm having the same problem. Every 10 minutes I keep thinking I have to go to school tomorrow and then I realize its summer. I've got no idea how to fix this.