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I call bullshit. I got shot in the nuts once from 10 feet away and I hit the ground before another shot would've hit me.

To ruin this guys party I'll give anyone one for free just got it in the email.

Tits and explosions.All it needs to be about is titties and explosions.

Why do you make threads about people complaining? No one gives a flying fuck.

At 10/15/08 06:31 AM, GeneralGeneric wrote:

At 10/15/08 06:27 AM, djmrules wrote: So you like anorexic Asian bitches?

Nope, I said perfect women. I guess your the kind of guy who likes fat black girls with hairy faces and a criminal record?

Actually I'm racist they have to be fat white women with hairy faces and a criminal record.

So you like anorexic Asian bitches?

Go to Wal-mart. It's cheaper and it'll last longer. Plus it isn't compete shit.

At 10/14/08 07:14 PM, TheSouthernTower wrote:

At 10/14/08 07:09 PM, AwesomeX wrote: The devil rays took devil out of the name?

What the fuck is that?

yeah at the start of the season.where have you been?

Obviously the same place I was. I didn't realize this either.

At 10/13/08 04:02 PM, TJoyal wrote: You know, the song playing in the geico motorcycle commercial, with the cavemen riding motorcycles. It's that techno song.

Am I the only one who sort of likes it?

I don't know. I kinda like it too. Everyone says it makes us gay. Maybe we can be gay together?

At 10/12/08 10:54 AM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote: Have you ever fired a gun in the air while screaming "AAAAAAAARGH"?

I loved that movie. Fucking hilarious.
Most overused would have to be where the good guy is running from thousands of bad guys yet no one can seem to shoot him they all have stormtrooper fever or something.

At 10/11/08 05:42 PM, Gatling wrote: What is this abomination of a thread?

I don't understand either. I read it a few times it's hard to understand.

We can't help you. You have to go with your interests not ours. I know you just told us what you do but sometimes that isn't enough. If you looked at me you wouldn't think I'm someone who wants to be an EMT and help me. Just do what YOU want to do. Not what anyone else wants.

http://armorgames.com/search/wone/games

I wouldn't use it. I'm not a fan of the FBI knocking on my door.

At 10/11/08 11:43 AM, Straight-Edge wrote: Yeah, if only there was some sort of engine used for searching the internet....

also, penis.

Someday I'll make one of those. I think I'll call it Google.

At 10/10/08 08:41 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: Screamers make me angry.

Screamers make mod angry too.

Wait.. I do all of this and everyone hates me. Am I a failure or something?

At 10/9/08 06:08 PM, Randominator wrote: The economy is like my penis

Long and hard?

It's magic. You have to pray to god that you level up and then if you are lucky he'll abide.

Ohio is infested with them. It seems like when I travel I always run into them in every town. Little or big.

At 10/7/08 04:20 PM, Smokinggun64 wrote: For the past few days now I have been unable to watch videos on any site. When I go to the video there is just a blank screen where the video should be. Anyone know what the problem is?

Did you just download FF3? When i did I had to download some addon to run embedded videos. Go to FF3's main site and look for media tools and download it if so.

In my experience Coke and Pepsi taste different depending on where you live. I used to love Coke products when I lived in California. Now that i live in Ohio they taste like liquid ass and Pepsi products are better. I don't remember what they were like in Panama, but my parents say all soft drinks tasted better outside of the US.

Looks like you just lost $10 buddy. All metals can bend. Just depends on how much force is put into it.

I'll always love Robot Chicken.
I don't even care if you don't think it's a cartoon. Fucking sweetest show ever.

At 10/2/08 02:01 AM, CardinalFang wrote:

At 10/2/08 12:07 AM, zalecot wrote: My bet is biodegradable condoms. do you have any ideas newgrounds?

You've never heard of lambskin condoms? They're actually made of lamb intestine.

Those still transmit disease you know. Skin has pores in which case tiny enough opening for the pathogens.

Only if she comes at you with something very large or something really sharp would be the only time I even considered hitting a girl.

You'd be surprised where you can find Military jackets. Go to garage sales. Almost every garage sale I've gone to there has been something military oriented. Look around for a military surplus. I have two of them in my shitty ass town.

At 9/25/08 11:04 PM, MissingNYC wrote: moral is dont over take antibiotics, she's had amoxacillin laying around and everytime she got sick she took em (to get better quickly), well, now she cant use them... so dont take pills kids

Apparently that same thing happened back when Amoxacillin was started to be mass produced. It was considered a "miracle drug" because it cured a lot back when it was first produced. Now it can barely kill some of the weaker things because of the resistance built up. Same thing happened with Penicillin.

You pretty much described all music. Everyone has their own tastes, you just so happen to be around people who hate your taste. It seems to be the same for me. Everyone I know hates the music I listen too. Just luck of the draw I suppose

Break a leg.