Obviously make a terrible Dane Cook joke.

At 11/4/09 02:05 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: You had one of these as a kid, and you loved it.

No lie I actually did have one of those.
I'm pretty embarrassed(sp?) now.

I had to get a root canal recently. It wasn't to bad. I more nervous than anything.

And your right the pain of the infected nerve hurts so fucking much. never been so happy to go to the dentist when I got my root canal.

At 10/29/09 09:27 PM, coure wrote: SKX...

He'd actually be a pretty crazy serial killer. You know if he existed.

At 10/28/09 10:52 PM, Lagamuffin wrote:

At 10/28/09 10:48 PM, Makeshift wrote: thinking of trading it in.

I'm definitely doing it as soon as I finished it, it's not really a bad game, but it just feels like a generic FPS game with a shitty RPG engine stapled to the front of it with a drop-in, drop-out coop system.

I agree that this game could have been better. If they would have just worked on the matchmaking and balanced the classes out a little it would have been much better, but just because I don't like a few things about the game doesn't mean I'm going to trade it in ASAP. I say give it a little while longer of a chance. Wait for a patch and maybe some DLC.

At 10/28/09 10:30 AM, HeavyTank wrote: I told you guys, post your ID's here so that we can play together D:

My fault I didn't see that. I just rushed to post.
Tag=TheDoc31
I can be on all this week. Stupid Swine flu is going to make me die of bordum.

I'm willing to help you. You on PC?

Borderlands is becoming very boring without Co-op. I need someone else to play with if anyone is willing send me a PM or something.
I'm on PC I have a level 20 soldier and CAN host. I'm willing to start a new game with someone too.
Problem is I don't have a mic I recently broke it.

I've never heard of Eidiburgh, but I've heard of Liverpool, Birmingham and Leeds(SP?).

I'm curious why you'd like to know.

Haunted corn mazes are so fun.I have 2 near where I live and every year they change everything about them. It is so fun running rom someone with a chainsaw behind you while trying to figure out where to go. Even better when you take a few friends.

I noticed it's impossible to uninstall Norton if you are missing a single file of it. Before I got a new computer I tried it uninstall it so many times and always got an error saying not possible becuase i was missing some stupid file. And of course there's those random telling me everything I own is a virus pop ups.

I hate Norton if you hadn't noticed.

Has anyone ever gotten the feeling that something, just something was wrong?

I just woke up from a dead sleep because I had to piss really bad. I started to head downstairs and I noticed I heard a helicopter overhead and a train horn behind that. Pretty weird to hear both those at the same time but hell it can happen.I moved I walked to the bathroom and went to open the door and it turns up to be locked.What makes this worse is there is a door from outside that leads right into that bathroom.
I know the door being locked could happen just by someone accidentally locking it on their way out or something but it still bothered me a little, but alas my overwhelming need to piss made me swallow my fears and go outside and walk through the back door. Of course while I'm outside I hear a siren and I see that helicopter I heard earlier. Shrugging it off I ran my ass as fast as I could to the back door of course it was open and I went in m bathroom.
Now on to the point of this thread which I'm sure everyone is dieing to read.
As so as I walked into my bathroom I got this immense feeling that something was extremely wrong. Everything got all hot and my heart started racing. I felt like I was about to pass out. Before I even got the chance to take a leak I left the bathroom. Didn't even unlock the door.

tl;dr The last paragraph

Like I said Has anyone else ever gotten this feeling?

At 10/20/09 06:15 PM, Krbyfan1 wrote:

At 10/20/09 02:24 PM, citricsquid wrote:

At 10/20/09 02:08 PM, liljim wrote: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_irel and/8017391.stm

he couldn't find any china

Apprently while the UK has a Bull Market, we here in the USA have a Bear Market.

Probably the cheesiest joke I have ever read in my life. Congrats on that.

I wish someone would come up with something new with this argument. Don't get me wrong I don't care at all if everyone wants to smoke weed legally. Nothing against it. I'm just pissed that the same reasons are included every single time someone says weed should be legalized. Come up with a new idea and I'll listen

ITT: Terrible stereotyping.

You ever seen Breaking Bad? I'm pretty sure they put the body in a bath tu and filled it with lyme(SP?)
Pretty great show.

Wow Nachos sound so fucking good right now. I think I'm going to run to the store.

It depends where I'm getting the drink from. As retarded as that sounds. When I lived outside of the US Coke tasted way better than Pepsi. It was the same in California. Now that I live in Ohio Pepsi tastes better then coke.

Dr Pepper still beats the shit out of both drinks though.

So I've got mixed answers here.A good bit say it hurts and a few say it doesn't. If it's just the shots that hurt then I'm fine with that.

Right now I'm more worried about the pain going away. It hurts so fucking bad. I've got a huge ass heat pad stuck on the side of my face and that's making it feel somewhat better. I was prescribed an antibiotic and a pain killer and the pain killer did nothing at all.

Incase you hadn't noticed I'm a little girl when it comes to tooth pain.

So I went to the Dentist's office today because I've had the worst tooth ache ever for the past week. I set up the appointment and went through with all the fun other stuff. I got to the office waited half an hour before they called me in. After the fun little inspection and an X-ray I was told I had an infected tooth and I had to get a root canal.
I was told root canals don't hurt but there is this huge stigma around saying they are the most painful thing ever. So do they hurt?

And does anyone know any fucking way to get rid of this toothache or atl east make it feel a little better? Probably the one pain Ive ever had that makes me want to cry.

Something you'll learn about Newgrounds is that Fox news isn't very loved here.

At 9/27/09 08:57 AM, Conspiracy3 wrote:

At 9/27/09 08:33 AM, citricsquid wrote: "no rectum or genitalia".

How does that work?

I'm assuming the doctors cut her holes to shit/piss out of when she was an infant. However, that might be false.

Most likely what happens. Made 2 holes. 1 in the colon and one near the bladder. Basically just catheterize her till she's empty.

This thread makes me full of anger. I can understand it gets annoying after a while, but god forbid you can't stand up for 45 seconds to make it look somewhat convincing you care.
This thread also seems to be full of 13 year olds basically saying "Fuck the Government. We need Anarchy." or atleast thats making what you asshats are making it out to seem.

Stand up for 45 fucking seconds and deal with it. You're not forced to do it, but you should anyways unless you like looking like a complete fucking outcast.

At 9/25/09 09:39 AM, Sh0T-D0wN wrote: Behold the future of sex. (Vaguely NSFW)

What.

I would not stick my dick in that. I have a feeling it would rip my it off or something.

Try updating your soundcard. I laso remember having to do something in the options with Firefox to get Youtube's sounds to work. Enable Java maybe?

At 9/14/09 07:32 AM, Liteice wrote: Does anyone know how much money Newgrounds actually makes when someone clicks an ad?

I'd imagine it would be a few cents and that's about it.

My guess is NG just gets a lump sum for an add to be put up and that's it.

At 9/12/09 04:01 PM, cool154 wrote: Fallout one and two? i can never understand why i never heard of these games. do they even exist? if not, why did they skip to fallout 3?

They exist. They are complete different games from fallout 3. I loved Fallout 3, but it is nothing compared to the story of FO1 or the gameplay to FO2. Wish more games like it were made.

The thing is in 30 years the standards of medicine has changed so much. Back then I'd bet vaccines were only made to prevent the disease/virus. Now they go through tons of tests to make sure there are no after effects and make sure anyone with allergies is effected.

Everything is different from back then. That being said I will most likely be getting the vaccination because it work in healthcare so it is kinda important to me.

Just because you are in AP doesn't mean you're smart. Also whores are human therefore some are smart some are stupid.

At 9/9/09 11:23 AM, Myke3D wrote: Having noticed the strong taste of listerine, i found out that it contains over 20% alcohol. I was also told that alcoholics without money drink it. Has anyone tried this?

More like 2%. Wouldn't be worth the hassle.