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Topic: scary books?

Posted: 03/21/08 08:16 PM

Forum: General

At 3/21/08 08:14 PM, DrClay wrote:
At 3/21/08 08:12 PM, jo291 wrote: horror scary
Goosebumps and stuff by Steven King

Goosebumps has never scared me, and the last time Stephen King's work scared me, I was about 8.


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Topic: I just saw the end of NG

Posted: 03/13/08 06:34 AM

Forum: General

Yup. Good movie.


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Topic: What is a Juggalo?

Posted: 03/13/08 06:24 AM

Forum: General

A-fucking-men Lotus.

But eh....no one is gonna listen. I'm surprised there wasn't THAT much flaming...


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Topic: Who is the fucking douchebag

Posted: 03/12/08 06:35 AM

Forum: General

Hahaha, really? I liked that version.


5.

Misunderstood

Topic: To All you hairy beasts

Posted: 03/10/08 06:23 AM

Forum: General

At 3/10/08 03:55 AM, Peaceblossom wrote: Well, I have pubes and armpit hair. And not much of the latter either.

My dad couldn't grow a beard til his thirties, so I'm guessing a similar fate for myself.

Shit that sucks haha. I'm only 16 and I can grow a fucking beard.

Anyway, I thought I had hairy fuckin' legs, turns out...nah. I'm ashamed now.


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Topic: French men don't want sex.

Posted: 03/07/08 10:23 AM

Forum: General

At 3/7/08 10:13 AM, homor wrote: the french never gave anything to us we hold dear or love.

EVER.

Ooooooooooh a big statue. Whoop dee doo.


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Topic: Why do girls. . .

Posted: 03/07/08 10:20 AM

Forum: General

At 3/7/08 10:14 AM, Phantox wrote:
At 3/7/08 09:31 AM, Zetusko wrote: Have to make you sad? It's like it's their duty to make you suffer.
Only stupid people are affected by a girl's actions.

God, that's such a stupid statement.

Anyway, the original poster, what happened?


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Topic: Best Movie ever

Posted: 03/07/08 06:52 AM

Forum: General

At 3/7/08 05:33 AM, THEJamoke wrote:
At 3/7/08 05:25 AM, Aci6 wrote: It all really comes down to a person's matter of opinion, I percieve Stephen King's "The Dreamcatcher" to be the greatest movie.
It's just "Dreamcatcher."

And for the love of dry anal, please tell me you are not serious. That movie with Jeremy Piven and "Duddits?" Gene Siskel chose death over reviewing that movie. After I watched it I rose from my seat, calmly turn off the tv, walked toward the nearest living thing and killed it. That movie made me loose faith in humanity.

Okay, that's going a little too far. Have you read the book? That was fucking incredible. Anyway, that movie had some stupid parts, but it wasn't THAT bad at all. What's wrong with Duddits? You obviously haven't read much Stephen King.


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Topic: Do you like death rap?

Posted: 03/07/08 06:27 AM

Forum: General

At 3/7/08 05:16 AM, Earfetish wrote:
At 3/7/08 02:55 AM, JohnnyWang wrote: Anyway, I don't know that many Horrorcore acts, or have listened to them that much. I only have some Necro stuff, and a bit of Ill Bill, who is Necros brother.
Yeah if Necro doesn't work for you, there are a lot of other interesting bands on Psychological Records who are horrorcore death-rap like Ill Bill or Non Phixion.

Ill Bill I'm pretty sure switched labels, he's with Tech N9ne's label, Strange Music.


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Topic: Your Worse Nightmare Happens

Posted: 03/06/08 07:01 AM

Forum: General

At 3/6/08 03:25 AM, 2good2b4goten wrote: "I'm making a thread about this on Newgrounds..."

"NO NOT NEWGROUNDS"

"You brought this upon yourself..."

Greatest. Response. EVER.


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Topic: Kid's Cartoons

Posted: 03/06/08 06:42 AM

Forum: General

At 3/6/08 06:36 AM, BaronVonBadGuy wrote: Oh, most cartoons now are pretty not good. I haven't watched TV in a really long time, but the last time I did, I didn't like it a bit. Oh, but Angelica Pickles is always interesting, I like her a lot.

Hahaha, you really enjoy that pic huh?

as do i.

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Topic: My Dream Girl...

Posted: 03/06/08 06:38 AM

Forum: General

You spelled "pier" and "evil" wrong.

Nonetheless, great story. I enjoyed it.


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Topic: going down on her

Posted: 03/06/08 06:18 AM

Forum: General

Haha, that sucks. I love the smell, but just not too strong. With my girl, you can only smell it when your face is right up in it.


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Topic: going down on her

Posted: 03/06/08 06:06 AM

Forum: General

At 3/5/08 06:50 PM, Charon wrote: i love doing it... no actual jokes i really like the idea of it, me giving her pleasure tis kinda cool and also my tongue is made for it, if i were to stick out my tongue it reaches down to my chin and is rather mobile :P

Yeah, same, I don't know why, but I love the taste of it. Sometimes I'll eat out my girlfriend just for the taste.


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Topic: Fuck My Mom Found My Cucumber

Posted: 03/06/08 06:03 AM

Forum: General

At 3/6/08 05:54 AM, Old-School wrote: Why didn't you just use your hand?

Greatest question in this thread.


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Shouting

Topic: Occupy me.

Posted: 03/05/08 06:22 AM

Forum: General

At 3/5/08 02:51 AM, Scalene wrote:
At 3/4/08 05:27 AM, Gunter45 wrote:
At 3/4/08 05:25 AM, Scalene wrote: Any is good.
Right over your head. Jesus, it wasn't even that subtle.
Sorry for the bump, but I got that message. You just have to read it as an Aussie would.

You mean...like...like...anal??!


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Topic: best newgrounds friend

Posted: 03/05/08 06:18 AM

Forum: General

At 3/5/08 02:30 AM, Elios wrote: I have fans, but i dunno about friends. Will you be my friend...?

I will be your friend. I have none either =[


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Topic: Weird Things You've Masturbated To

Posted: 03/05/08 06:07 AM

Forum: General

At 3/5/08 04:15 AM, Preternatural wrote:
At 3/5/08 03:51 AM, Omega-Epsilon wrote: Lets hear it NG.

There's no shame on the BBS...
My patience is growing very thin for this kind of weak-ass, redundant, pointless threads. Get the fuck out.

Same...I almost quit..for a good two days. Anyway though, ah....porn? That's probably the weirdest thing I've beat it too...


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Topic: Over-rated Bands

Posted: 03/05/08 06:03 AM

Forum: General

At 3/5/08 02:18 AM, NEVR wrote:
stuff

It's been said and done so many times.....Ah, God, just don't even bother anymore.


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Topic: Encyclopedia Dramatica on NG..

Posted: 03/04/08 06:04 AM

Forum: General

Hahaha, they got a section dedicated to bigbadron.


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Topic: Why i dont play Mortal Kombat!

Posted: 02/29/08 06:51 PM

Forum: General

Yeah...MK just fucking sucks. That's why I don't play.


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Topic: Wow, I'm fucking bored.

Posted: 02/29/08 06:44 PM

Forum: General

At 2/29/08 06:34 PM, XxTheWorldIsYoursxX wrote: Ever since I sent my broken COD4 disc back to get fixed, my life has been really boring.

WAHHHHHHHH. Try having nothing at your house but a bunch of books you've already read, a Gamecube with 2 games, Animal Crossing and Bloody Roar Primal Fury, and a computer that BARELY works. Then we can get to talking.


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Topic: my sister

Posted: 02/27/08 07:48 PM

Forum: General

At 2/27/08 06:44 PM, Knap wrote:
At 2/27/08 06:42 PM, ParisHiltonHater22 wrote: My sister does the same whenever she gets mad at me I rape her.
GAH RAPIST *calls 991* lol jk

Ah, God. That's just sad.

I agree with your sig. You'd be one of the first to go.


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Topic: I think my cousin...

Posted: 02/27/08 07:41 PM

Forum: General

At 2/17/08 03:18 AM, nitroexsplosion wrote:
At 2/17/08 03:16 AM, l33t-soldier wrote: Maybe this can change some minds...

Instant Gratification!
thats it? she looks like a hillbilly.

That should explain everything.


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Topic: Pain that you enjoy the most

Posted: 02/27/08 12:54 PM

Forum: General

At 2/27/08 07:45 AM, Gagsy wrote:
At 2/26/08 11:27 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote:
Usually I would eat it.
If you bite the skin by your nails and eat it too then we were meant to be.

Pain I enjoy.. I find it weird that I like headaches a bit. =s

I do that too. My fingers are all fucked up because of it.

Also, I like to cut. (No I'm not depressed.) I just love the feeling of pain and the burning you get when water hits it. I cut almost everywhere too. I enjoy being hit too, when no one is around to do it, I usually hit myself, punching myself in the face, stomach, etc. I also like to grab my arm or leg or something, squeeze a part of it and pierce it with something.


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Topic: ...but who shall police the police?

Posted: 02/27/08 12:43 PM

Forum: General

At 2/27/08 12:04 PM, Zerok wrote:
At 2/27/08 12:02 PM, flashplayer5 wrote: "a bad workman blames his tools"...what about workWOMEN?
You'd be better off to understand that little sayings like that are never meant to be solid, undisputable claims like "the world is round."

But the world IS round. Right? =O


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Topic: I just realised...

Posted: 02/27/08 12:41 PM

Forum: General

At 2/27/08 12:22 PM, LampFace wrote: You probably just made it up because if it was true you wouldnt make a thread about it (if its true then yes you are pretty stupid)

It is true. You didn't know it either, so wouldn't that make you stupid as well?


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Topic: Yiffing it out human style (nsfw)

Posted: 02/27/08 12:23 PM

Forum: General

At 2/27/08 01:56 AM, DragonsGrief wrote:
Noobs.

That's just a bit disturbing.


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Topic: You Tube Banned (in Mah Cuntry)

Posted: 02/27/08 11:56 AM

Forum: General

At 2/23/08 08:49 AM, Aci6 wrote:
At 2/23/08 08:41 AM, tatsumaru7 wrote: why are u living in pakistan?
Why is anyone?

Great question actually. Why are you?

And heh. I like how you spelled country.


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Topic: pikatchu, perverted maybe?

Posted: 02/26/08 08:34 PM

Forum: General

At 2/26/08 07:08 PM, bloodhawk5 wrote: just think of the name, pikatchu (peek-at-chu) it sounds so much like a perverted sex toy!

Does someone here happen to listen to Psychopathic Records music?


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