I think he's plotting ways to kill you.

Mine would have to be yesterday. I was riding my motorcycle through town and a car and truck in front of me came to a screeching stop just past the intersection we all just came through, so I either had to try and stop or swerve into oncoming traffic. I chose to stop and locked up my rear wheel and got launched over my handlebars somehow. My bike stopped and my body hit the truck in front of me and I faceplanted in the street busting my lip. (and oddly enough I considered wearing my faceless helmet since it was a nice day, but I took my full face shield just in case.) I'll never have to make that decision again, my face could have been a grease spot in the street and I could look like a freak lol. Anyway, I lucked out because the damage to me was minimal and the damage to my bike was cosmetic. My bike weighs about 900 pounds with me on it so it's not easy to stop in situations like that.

So, what do you consider your luckiest moment?

Nice man! There's beer in the fridge and I'll just roll this joint to celebr-...

Oh...

I'm getting a sticker for the back of my motorcycle helmet. I also have a cell phone photo where I drew an agnryfaic on a round yellow balloon in my workplace.

At 10/10/09 10:48 AM, JimChun7689 wrote: Seriously though, are some people's lives so boring and uninteresting that they have to believe that the world is going to end to feel as though their life has meaning?

I peed a little when I read this.

At 10/1/09 03:56 AM, reverend wrote: "La Chateau des Pyrenees" by Rene Magritte

Much appreciated sir!

I've been trying to find the name of this piece or the artist. I can find the image online but with no credit.

Any help?

Thanks in advance.

At 9/23/09 04:33 PM, knightsofthecircle wrote: On the speed gauge.

Actually if I were to take the glass off the gauge and cut the sticker to fit inside and mark the MPH where it should be, that would be pretty badass imo.

So I went to buy one and saw they were $0.75. "Awesome" I thought. I have about $2.50 in my account (lulz)

I wasn't aware of the $5 minimum, so I'm going to have to wait until I get paid again.

So, NG. Where do you think the sticker would look best, anyways?

At 9/22/09 01:28 AM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Very nice bike! Just don't let anyone tell you it's okay to burn the clutch a little. It takes a little practice but you can get going quickly after releasing the clutch most of the way and hitting the gas.

I know how to ride a bike. I just barely was able to afford my own.

Edit: it's a Yamaha V Star 1100. I was looking at the shadow first but I ended up getting this one and still calling it a shadow because I am smart.

At 9/21/09 11:32 PM, Sportsboy wrote: Nice bike! How much did that set you back?

$7699 + tax. I'm the first owner. Not a bad deal.

Pic 2. You still can't see the flames details in the paint =[

Guess who got a co-signer for a 2008 Honda Shadow 1100.

DJ-Keen got a co-signer for a 2008 Honda Shadow 1100.

Pics because it happened:

At 8/25/09 01:14 AM, BetaOrionis wrote: It's a sign of the times.

Sadly, these things always start happening when the economy slumps. People who've lived comfortably their whole lives forget how to cope with pressure and worry.

Still, no excuse to get violent, although you probably should have tried to diffuse the situation without touching him at all. His violence is a defense mechanism, as he felt unable to control things happening around him. He was (in that sense) powerless already, and putting your hand on him while asking an authoritative question made him feel even more cornered.

I feel bad for you, man. Hope shit works out in the end.

I like this post and understand what you mean, but why would a person start cornering people if they were feeling cornered themselves? Meh, I hate people.

At 9/10/09 02:06 PM, ArmouredGRIFFON wrote: Only cocks drive BMW's and Audi's.

Am I right Britain?

NO BECAUSE THE ENGLISH SPEND ALL THEIR DENTAL CARE FUNDS ON THEIR ASTON MARTINS..

lol I jest.

Same situation here, I've got my eye on this thread.

Killin' conformists.

It's not a zit nubs, it's an abscess. Google it.

You little shit.

Here your mom is, dying of AIDS, and she just wants some time with her shit son before she passes away, and you're too busy jerking off to hentai and watching naruto to care.

Fuck.

Due to the current economic situation I had to move back in with my parents. (I'm 20). It sucks(ed), but anyways, I have one of those drunken emorage dads. You probably know the type. They were arguing over money and he was being a total dick on a power trip, saying he was the boss of her and she needed to obey him and stuff, (all the while she's taking a call on her work phone.) My dad is angry that she's on the phone and tells her to "get off the damn phone", and grabs it and throws her iPhone into a wall. I heard her screaming "why are you doing this?!" and such, and I came in to the room to see what was happening. He had her backed up into a corner. I put my hand on his shoulder gently and asked him to stop and just walk away, he threatened me physically. When he turned around to resume harrassing my mom I grabbed his arm and asked him if he had hit her. He then unleashed a side of himself I've never seen, he grabbed me and slammed me into a wall and ripped my shirt in half, and that's when he took a right hand to the jaw.

I am not a fighter, though I have taken years of martial arts classes, I've never felt backed into a corner enough to feel the need to defend myself, let alone against my own father. He's always thrown and broken things but never physically attacked me. I feel bad for hitting him but I hope it put him in his place.. you can't go around bullying your wife and kids, try a stranger on the street and see what happens.

Anyway so my sister called the police when she heard the scuffle and before they arrived, he made a bowl of soup to sober up/get the beer smell off of him, and called the police himself to have me removed. My dad has always preached honesty and swears he's never lied, then to watch him lie to the police and say he wasn't so much as yelling at us made me physically ill. He told them nothing was out of hand and that I just punched him.

So now my mother and I are looking for an apartment and I get to add even more rent on top of the impressive pile of bills I already have, all because my father is a dumb drunk powertripping asshole.

How was your guys' day?

At 8/13/09 11:51 AM, IwIc wrote: I just got back from work and i get paid today and i got paid £120! ($198)
What should i spend it on?
Keep it real...
nothing like...
PORN! DRUGS THE WORLD
something real.

Spend it on nothing. I wish I had saved money when I was younger.

One day you can buy you something REALLY nice, rather than a bunch of useless shit you'll forget you even had.

At 7/27/09 11:20 AM, reveihca wrote:

At 7/27/09 11:19 AM, char2009 wrote: The new woman driver

That's an accurate portrayal of a fictional menace, but remember women are not intelligent enough to drive cars let alone leave the kitchen.

I second this motion.

At 7/21/09 11:30 AM, benjix555 wrote:

At 7/21/09 10:36 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: Since some of you can't manage to google "real lives":

http://www.educationalsimulations.com/

Gah. dont want to sign up to somthing to get the game!

You dont have to. I just typed in my email for the download ling and "afjaoifja" in every other field.

At 7/21/09 10:27 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: Did you buy the premium version or is that the trial version?

It's very much so the trial, which only lets you live 3 times. I wouldn't mind having the full version though.

At 7/21/09 10:29 AM, Pregnant wrote:

At 7/21/09 10:26 AM, masterchef56 wrote: I want that link to the game. Now.

Me to. Looks fun.

Since some of you can't manage to google "real lives":

http://www.educationalsimulations.com/

At 7/21/09 03:47 AM, CowGoMoo wrote: dude, your sister's husband fucking sucks at driving. 2 accidents!

He was an alcoholic and had 4 accidents, he was also assaulted twice before he gave up drinking.

At 7/21/09 03:48 AM, Lost-Chances wrote: So you have schizophrenic and your wife has clinical depression?

Amazing.

I ended up committing suicide. Thanks, SHIT-zophrenia.

Look at what it's put me through:

to the audio artists who's names are left off the blam-worthy flashes of faggot-children in the portal?

I stumbled across http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/48 6834 today which clearly has the music of "Guitar vs Piano" by Goukisan. I know this because Goukisan shared the song with me before he released it years ago.

Is there any way to request the credit be given to him where it is due?

At 7/17/09 05:54 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Yes.

Ahhh, you got me. I was just waiting for someone to find the dicks.

At 7/18/09 08:27 AM, TriForce12 wrote: Maybe its because:
A. You lick dick
B. So does yo momma
23. Im not doing it in flash

If you're THAT bad with flash, I'd hate to see what kind of catastrophe you could make with more sophisticated software.

Also, your insults are probably the best I've ever heard.

Age/Gender: 14, Male
Location: Nowhere

Oh, now I see.

Your submissions suck.. what makes you so special you can post on general? And what makes you think anyone's gonna jump on board with you?