At 8/30/08 02:03 AM, Mad-Mardigan wrote: Sir, drinking causes brain problems and bad liver damage. I'm quite shocked that you posted something like this.

rum is better

lol.

As long as you stay away from Bacardi 151.

That stuff is evil in a bottle.

Drunken liquid evil.

At 8/30/08 01:46 AM, xskatasticx wrote: I drink Svedka, its pretty good shit!

*high fives*

At 8/30/08 01:45 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: you probably don't live in a bigger city. i used to live in boston, and there was a russian shop full of imported food and alcohol.

Nah in El Paso there's only about a half-million people here.

Swedish Vodka.

Best vodka ever. (Besides true Russian vodka, but you can't get that in the U.S. unless you go there to get it.)

Questions, comments, concerns?

Hey look guyz its a kid thats new to the internetz lolol.

>:(

At 8/28/08 12:36 AM, Wyze-Stingray wrote: Meh, I haven't gotten in a real fight, although I spar all the time. But when I need to fight, I generally prefer to follow this strategy:

1. Knee to their gut
2. Elbow to the back of their head/neck
3. Curb stomp.
4. Bask in glory.

Assuming you fight people that aren't trying to attack you. And most likely facing away from you when begin this combo attack.

You could have poured it into bottles then dropped mentos in and made rockets, but nooooo... you wanted to pour it into a bucket.

Generally people try to avoid becoming a faggot.

What the hell is wrong with you?

At 8/27/08 06:59 PM, Bruce-Wayne wrote: Did you ever think of how on earth two cards can fit in one slot?

Silly.

/thread

But yeah.

How the fuck could you use two cards in one PCI-E slot?

You need a Crossfire-ready mobo, (it will have two PCI-E 16x slots)

And you'll need the Crossfire bridge. You'll probably get one if you buy a new card.

Honestly though, if you're gonna go crossfire, get dual Diamond 3870's, but if you need a new MOBO all together, get an SLI mobo, and get some XFX Nvidia cards, they're way better.

I'd actually like to see a correct translation of this if anyone knows of one.

The subtitles are actually pretty funny though.

At 8/25/08 05:44 AM, Paul-Thy-God wrote: what exactly do you do with it when you have to.....Spew your Goo. I mean it will be fine the first time, then it will get all smelly.

or is there some sort of cleaning method?

Yeah you clean it quite often. There's no problem to it really.

At 8/25/08 05:19 AM, Otto wrote: I read the ED article on those things, make sure you clean it every time.

ED? Linky?

At 8/25/08 09:42 AM, CNRHKick wrote:

At 8/25/08 01:14 AM, DJ-Keen wrote: old single-action revolver with no safety.

That's the best gun ever.

I know lol.

At 8/25/08 09:38 AM, Puzzled wrote: whats that little pistol gonna do

give the guy a bruise?

Actually, it would fire a lump of lead into his flesh at incredibly high velocity, damaging internal organs and if used from a short distance, such as inside a room, it will most likely exit the body as well.

At 8/25/08 03:38 AM, Crue wrote:

At 8/25/08 03:37 AM, Crue wrote:

Most people that took torso hits laid there and bled out after a while, though they usually passed out from the immense pain and shock first.

I take that back, its worse than you think.

I was wondering, since I was told in school, that pewter, (the metal that they casted the round bullets out of) is a VERY soft metal. And that after fired, on impact, the metal would spread out and take a NICE chunk outta whatever it hits.

At 8/20/08 10:30 PM, manonthemoon516 wrote: Ummmmmmmmm...........................

HAHAHA that was my nephew that ate my smokes.

Anyway, here's one.

At 8/25/08 03:26 AM, Quistybetter wrote: woooahh, no fucking that milf...XD

nope lol

At 8/25/08 03:23 AM, Brick-top wrote: Mass murderer?

yep lol

At 8/25/08 03:26 AM, SHEEN-O wrote: that one shot aint gonna help her if she misses.

I guess you missed the part where I explained that it's a double barrel.

That means it has two chambers.

That means it holds and fires 2 rounds.

Please learn to read before you post things.

At 8/25/08 02:57 AM, Crue wrote: Enfields and Springfields were the most commonly used. I recommend the Enfield. It is about as accurate as the Springfield, but is a couple pounds lighter.

Those percussion musket Enfields are .58 calibur! D:

Those are some big ass pewter slugs.

At 8/24/08 05:53 PM, Gordy200 wrote: Did he drop any good loot?

LOL!!!

But yeah, srsly, TyPah, don't bring shit like this to Newgrounds, no one will really care.

Collectively, how many college hours is that for this semester?

Holy shit.

At 8/25/08 01:45 AM, Antimatter500 wrote: i perfer my wierd weapons to firearms

but i only use them as proof of concept

no evil uses

No-one believed you the FIRST time you pretended to be cool. Why are you still posting here?

She isn't going anywhere.

All they need to do is block entry to her home from non-doctors so no-one can bring her fat ass any more ho-hos or ding dongs.

She'll starve to death in about... a year.

She could live on 850 pounds of lard for a year, right?

At 8/25/08 01:36 AM, Fragment wrote: Hey, look on the bright side. If you ever make a James Bond homage movie, at least you'll have a gun for the bad guy.

Haha true true, and I have a CO2 blowback steel PPK replica, too, so, I COULD BE BOND MUAHAHAHA.

Also, yeah, the kits are fully functional replicas. I've never seen a real flintlock rifle, though I have got to play with a flintlock pistol, but not fire it, :(

My recent submissions. :P

At 8/25/08 01:21 AM, Fragment wrote:

but anyway, .22 bullets dont exit the skull

they just bounce around inside and do tremendous dammage

Yep, but it's not a .22, it's a .38

At 8/25/08 01:16 AM, Fragment wrote: That's good. So, does your family just own old guns? I wish I had a Civil War era musket. I know there's some places where you can go and shoot them, and just feeling it kick and seeing all that smoke would be a great feeling.

Basically, parents have a 30 06 rifle, the Derringer, and a raven .22 pistol. I have some pics of it WAYYYYY back in my post history somewhere, but I dug one up for you.

I have the Double Nine, and a couple .22 rifles. On my birthday, though, i'm getting either a beretta M92FS, or a Walther P99.

Also, I've always wanted a flintlock musket, too. A friend of mine bought a kit online and put one together himself, I don't know where you can buy the kit, but I bet google can help you find one. Check it out.

Anyway, here's the piece of shit Raven.

At 8/25/08 01:11 AM, Fragment wrote: I still get goosebumps from thinking about it. Had I pulled the trigger moments earlier, I would have been a murderer at 15.

Holy shit man, you were a potential news story and NG flame thread.

But yeah, it's definitely unloaded, considering it's an old single-action revolver with no safety.

At 8/25/08 01:04 AM, Fragment wrote: I love Derringers. They remind me so much of the Wild West and whenever I see one I feel like grabbing it and hiding it down my sock or under my belt, then pulling it outin a surprise move if I were to be in trouble.

*sigh* Life can be so boring.

Haha, I know exactly what you mean.

I have enough fun with my Hi-Standard Double Nine though.

I run around the house with that thing scaring my brother and sister-in-law all the time.

Your large Caucasian hands cannot possibly grasp that tiny Chinese weapon.

At 8/25/08 01:01 AM, TheHardcoreDave wrote: Do me a favor - Ask her if shes ever killed anyone.

I wouldn't doubt it, I mean she HAS smoked weed at ACDC and Black Sabbath concerts..

But I will ask her anyway.

I just broke my RAZR in half, so now I'm rockin' a Motorola SLVR

Well, I came to my hometown to visit the parentals, and I was talking with them, and my dad told me that he hates leaving my mother home alone in the mornings since they just bought a house that has no nearby neighbors.

I suggested getting her a .45 and he told me she already has a gun. I was like, "wahh?! I didn't know that."

So I asked her to show it to me and it was a twin barrel .38 hideout pistol.

My momma is now officially badass. She knows how to use it too.

It looks like one of these, except it's solid chrome.

At 8/24/08 04:31 AM, Rebbay wrote: My god.

:D

How do you feel about this, Rebbay?

At 8/23/08 07:19 PM, Deadly-Shadow wrote: Which texture for the inside did you get? Did you go for the original, or did you get one of the custom insides?

I got the Wonder Wave texture.

It's the ridged canal one.

It's nice :)