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At 10/13/09 02:29 AM, XenosiS wrote: If you want to know what NOT to do at a door to door Jehovah's witness conversion, read the following:

Two Jehovah's witnesses approach my friend Brendan at the door. Brendan was in drag that day ( Don't know why, it's Brendan , that's all I got to say about that ) , wearing his maid's outfit.

The two stopped mid-sentence of their introduction, to stare at this. Eventually , the girl aksed him,
" Why are you dressed like that sir? "

His response: "Because I'm cleaning. Why else would I wear this?"

They left.

Epic fail

We make it a point to keep witht the person those witnesses are crazy for doing that,yet how DID he get the maids outfit -_-.

At 10/13/09 01:56 AM, poxpower wrote:

At 10/13/09 01:42 AM, dizzenbee wrote:

1.Well the year of 2009 is:7,133,760 (world wide)

I asked you how many people you convert with your door-to-door shit, not how many of you there are in total.
All I find is this: http://www.watchtower.org/e/statistics/w orldwide_report.htm

Which says that for 2008, 290 000 were baptized. Which is probably mostly people who were born in Jahova's witness families.
Only a total of 1,567 ( Found it post- assembly disscussion)
We spend that time for people in Africa who have to be preached and are outlawed to attend meetings don't believe me check a fact book.Also you can't go door to door with members you go to church.
http://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/statis tics.php
Not all of those facts are true i looked them up you can look them up too.
hahahahaha
"Due to the high rise in people leaving, the number of hours preaching required per additional publisher increased between 1991 and 2005 from 4,000 to 16,000, an increase of 400%! "

What are you talkinjg about? Our Publishers have doubled please check the book's statistics. We just started preaching to foriegn islands and made bibles for their luanguage.

Im trying to help please don't laugh.

At 10/13/09 01:46 AM, SadisticMonkey wrote: People who are in favour of keeping drugs illegal are funny (not to mention complete imbeciles), because they fail to notice that drug dealers, people who according to them are the MOST HORRIBLE VILE people in the world, actually WANT drugs to remian illegal.

Listen when your parents drop you off to florida to go to : stewart NASA's school you will know what I mean there is people running with lighters and selling crack next door called the four-way people break in fights and blood is always drawn.Life was a struggle there and I went through hell,ghetto increases drugs, and im not racist hispanics do it and whites and everyone!What needs to happen is instead of getting people tickets they need to patrol the streets, if it was leagal im teling you now. All heck broke lose five years later and i remember this it makes me sick.

i think you're a facist retard.

How is he racist...

At 10/13/09 01:35 AM, poxpower wrote: Yes, how many people do you convert per year preaching door-to-door?
Also, do you like it when people come to your house and try to sell you stupid things like insurance policy and roofing inspection?

Do you enjoy phone surveys?

What do you think of Mormons? I hear they have bicycles on their conversion missions. Why don't you guys get bicycles?

1.Well the year of 2009 is:7,133,760 (world wide)
2.No infact it is annoying to the degree Idon't answer the door,not to be rude but i don't want to die.
3.(above)No, but it is a personal matter.
4.We don't use bycicles because all of the preaching territory is limited, although I have tried it once.

At 10/13/09 01:26 AM, Warforger wrote: Why do you seek followers when only about ,according to your beliefs, 114,000 will make it to heaven after the end of the world?

114,000 will in fact go to heaven however, (cant find scripture in Revalation please hold) there will be a paradice Earth. After all In Genisis humankind was made to be in 'the image of us.*'

*Referring to Jehovah and his son Jesus or at the time Micheal.

They shouldn't ban guns they should ban people with criminal records with guns. I only have a tazer but, i feel its right to have a gun. The agreement to get a gun law is one sentence:Do not use this weapon against the law, you will be prosecuted. Have you noticed people come to Florida even with high taxes and over priced theme parks(trust me I live there,)? We are the only state where you can get guns for the cheapest price,proven. I sometimes wonder if the contitution was ment to be followed -_-.

The reason they banned MMOs is because they saw how ignorant Leroy Jenkins was when he went to china.LOL.

Fact: Drugs cause mental issues,ignorance,weight gain,lack of proper speech,and no desire to have a goal.
Obviously the OP is ghetto never in my dreams would I want the world to be ghetto.Two years ago my school was in the ghetto.I doubt I want to relive it.

The last topic was, out of date and to make a totally different topic. SO guys ask your questions ig your atheist or agnostic you can ask questions. I currently do studies so if you have a question such as why do we preach door to door, or why some terms in our bible are paraphrased please reply!
Thank you!

When people don't take sides you usually see something ACTUALLY HAPPEN. Example: Dow system stimulated. Both sides wanted it at a stable rate whether good or bad.

At 10/11/09 03:56 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: The Chinese government knows that banning/censoring media such as video games and films only leads to a massive increase in piracy, which in turn funds gang activity like drug smuggling. So their argument for banning video games is completely redundant.

Suuuuuure China does this but if im not right... In europe and in China there is goverment- approved hacking classes, students get grades on how much money they take.Good Job China!

Humans aren't special.

Humans are special : Earth was created to be inhabited. All of the animals were suppose to be under Adam's command. Really God is care.

Beast is ghetto I used to go to schoool at the world famous Stewart middle a while back (NASA's school) this fad has just sprea but when it was on our campus it stood for awsome.

At 10/10/09 06:03 PM, awkward-silence wrote:

At 10/10/09 06:01 PM, franktrapanistudios wrote: I am sorta like a atheist/religious man

So you think you are an ignorant asshole?

I have just now realized every athesist doesn't believe in himself.

I dont vote or anything but i do say this : Minorities is life. The fact you exist raises minority,obviously you have a house and computer, and a proper education. Do you have a pet? If so your a minority. Do you have a sibling?If so you are a minority? Can you read or write?If so you are a minority.

At 10/11/09 03:41 AM, awkward-silence wrote: I don't know how china is going to ban something that everyone pirates anyway. China has no real video game market, but a massive population who plays them. How can that be? They pirate everything.

The only way China has any video games what so ever is because of japan.

I bet some kid pre-ordered kingdom hearts birth by sleep and said : "Damn it."

Have you ever thought that that religion, or sub division, was wrong and that you need explaining and maybye a new religion?Baptist give food drives Jehovah's witness make houses for free and provide information explaining the Bible for free, and i believe catholics have free money every week along with a food drive (Hint: im one of those religions)

At 10/11/09 03:18 AM, Warforger wrote:

At 10/11/09 03:12 AM, dizzenbee wrote: The truth is there is not much logic. God created things its hard to imagine because we are not perfect. And if you are atheist can you explain how the size and distance from the sun is EXACTLY right for us not too hot not too cold. DId a bunch of rocks have logic no? Now i can see how you were an athesist and want to be like that but the truth is, every religion some questions may not be answered you must only wait with faith, instead of analizing the wrongness in christianity, look for wrong doing in athesim for instance How come evolution doesn't give us the body parts of animals whatsoever?Try becomig a christian and asking your leader(S for JW) in your group some questions. And have you realized the goverment is against religion and hasn't said a word of atheism

Uhhhh we DO have parts of Animals, we have legs and arms, and hands, just like Monkeys....

As for the government being against religion, its not, it just ignores it, or else we'd have to listen to the "DEATH TO AMERICA BECAUSE ITS FULL OF FAGS"

I believe almost all animals have those. I mean internally we dont have the same digestive system or blood system etc. how can we have different shape microboes then our ancestor. God didn't say oh i am going to make humans he made logic. Therefore logic never ends am i right?

At 10/11/09 03:16 AM, Warforger wrote: Personally I do not understand the "I don't know that he doesn't exist" if there's no evidence other then just stories then whats the reasoning behind believing in him in the first place. I mean there's no evidence invisible unicorns that cause all plane crashes and lost internet connections, but should I believe in it because there's no evidence saying it isn't there? How about I make up a religion which worships God's shaped like Penis's called Newgroundsism, would you say there's no evidence its not there?

God is nothing more then a Imaginary friend, prove me wrong.

YOu can reason by terms of the Bible why do we all sin?Why do we all die?The devil. The devil (In all religions so dont comment on this) was an angel from god.Ask me a question and i'll reason it.

The truth is there is not much logic. God created things its hard to imagine because we are not perfect. And if you are atheist can you explain how the size and distance from the sun is EXACTLY right for us not too hot not too cold. DId a bunch of rocks have logic no? Now i can see how you were an athesist and want to be like that but the truth is, every religion some questions may not be answered you must only wait with faith, instead of analizing the wrongness in christianity, look for wrong doing in athesim for instance How come evolution doesn't give us the body parts of animals whatsoever?Try becomig a christian and asking your leader(S for JW) in your group some questions. And have you realized the goverment is against religion and hasn't said a word of atheism

Im making a new series called Big Eye, Big Eye is this guy with one long and and a huge big eye(Example shown below)who was misteriously seperated from his world he must go to home and destroy anyonein his path.

-I need an experienced animator and/or artist who won't leave a messy job or if an qanimator have stale animations
-I will help you with whatever i can if you need any ideas
- profits are split 50/50 if you are an animator and artist
- if seperate it will be 25 to the artist 25 to the animator and 50 to me.
- I'll make the script so don't worry
-I seriously don't care if your gone for a week or even a month
- Im not bossy and expect deadlines
-If you need help on another video/game i can help

You really shouldnt put that stuff here its half and half off topic deciding yourself would be a good idea or perhaps blog it and ask fellow profile viewers.

At 6/18/09 03:55 PM, acedareaper wrote: you must be making everything to big to fit on the stage. the stage is that little white box in the middle of the ting its not the whole clear portion just the little box of which you can change the size of if you need to or want to.

There isn't a stage in flash pro 8 if your making it as an docuiment =\

At 6/18/09 03:46 PM, acedareaper wrote:

At 6/18/09 03:42 PM, dizzenbee wrote:

At 6/18/09 02:18 PM, hashbrown wrote:

At 6/18/09 01:46 PM, dizzenbee wrote: How do you make a flash document and modify the pixels so that if you click 100% on the size of how you want to view it it is just as it appears when you test view it.

It should automatically be the same size but if not you can right click and select the thing that says 100%

Thats not what I mean, when i test the movie it only shows a small portion of the screen how do i make it so the size: 100% is the equilavant of the movie you test

are you talking about the stage and zooming up to view it? if you want the whole stage to be there just click ctrl+enter and it will make a preview of your .swf

I know and when i press it it only shows a small portion of the scene not the whole thing and I need to know how do i get the whole scene in the preview of my .swf

At 6/18/09 02:18 PM, hashbrown wrote:

At 6/18/09 01:46 PM, dizzenbee wrote: How do you make a flash document and modify the pixels so that if you click 100% on the size of how you want to view it it is just as it appears when you test view it.

It should automatically be the same size but if not you can right click and select the thing that says 100%

Thats not what I mean, when i test the movie it only shows a small portion of the screen how do i make it so the size: 100% is the equilavant of the movie you test

How do you make a flash document and modify the pixels so that if you click 100% on the size of how you want to view it it is just as it appears when you test view it.