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If you had found out one day, that there was an exact, 100% pure clone of you; alike you in everyway except for one thing, he hated NEWGROUNDS!!!!! What would you say?

Sin City: A city full of sin and shit
Forrest Gump: He says shit at one point
Dumb and Dumberer: There's shit involved.
Spiderman 3: Idk, but the movie theatre smelled like shit

At 5/30/08 12:04 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: who doesnt have a list of people they want to kill?

Fuckin A dude. I so agree with that. Just like every guy has at least one bloody glove on him. I know. I have several gloves and lists

Well no der the doctors are the ones literally saving my life, but if i didn't have some form of awesomeness to keep me entertained, i would have degraded into some mindless bedridden moron with absolutely nothing going on. newgrounds fixed that

I would kill myself to end all that stupid fucking bitching about religion. Shut the fuck up already. It's reallly annoying and then you forget about what ever you were talking about in the first place because the whole conversation becomes,"Hi im the atheist, and although i dont believe in God, i know all about your religion so when you try to talk to me about religion, i get all smart ass and shove i your and face" and ,"Hi im the christian, you dont belive in what i believe in and though i might not know everything about my own religion, i do know that you heathen bastards will burn in hell"
so seriously, stop bitching about religion, or start a new thread to bitch about it.

Ive been stuck in the hospital for alot of reasons for about 2 months already and newgrounds has saved my life by giving me hours of mindless laughter, gory violence, and awesomness. If it weren't for newgrounds i would be bored as hell, and would probably kill everyone and then myself. has anyone else shared a similar experiance?

or you simply could not have a sig, its not that bad.

i dont really knew what it was so i called diareahha soup from satan's arse

anyways, i got some mysterious moldy meat from the back of the fridge, put that into the blender with some random ass shit that was lying around, some milk and coke, hit puree, then chugged it wiht a buddy,

we both got the stomach flu and severe vomiting

mostly cuz we put alot of diarhhea drink in it

i dont see how this is real..........
did you make this just for funny haha's?
how can you bleed that much just eating a burger

hey why would you come to newgrounds for this? dont you have other friends you can talk to about and who know her better than a bunch of psychos?

seriously dude its common sense, look at the graphics and why would they make a high profile game for outdated hardware?

seriously, i would rather keep my dick than lose fucking that, ive had better anyways

Let's play the word game, everyone should know how it works, you just reply to the word you just read and then say the first word that comes to mind

cereal

milk

cow

Simple!

start with BLOOD

the fag dies anyways, one day down the line that weasly cocksucker faggot will get tired of harry's shit and blow a hole in that bastards brain

hey i got an idea
the people doing this are atheists right?
well what if theyr'e not really atheists but some kinda of sensationalist mercenary group that
religious orders or government people hire to cook up a story for publicism?
and then a month later when everyones forgotten this they do the same thing but backwards:
christians trading bibles for porn and say some bullshit about how people are changing and gods great blah blah?
Could be interesting huh?

bibles for porn? hmm.... u could make some money selling the bibles back to a church

this thing proves many things

1.people are stupid
2. some people have way too much time on their hands to make a baby
3. that some people would buy it for that much
4. i though the one that pisses its pants was expensive
5. god is that creepy

seriously dude, chick, guy, hermaphrodite, you really dont talk to your parents about rape unless you got raped, your friend got raped, or you raped someone, so dont flip out its pretty normal, if still not convinced, ask and aunt or uncle they usually know

Family Values tour is Korn's yearly tour (to those who dont know, hopefully you know who korn is though) and i was wondering if anyone is excited or unhappy or interested or have past family values stories.

hey fucktard thats not all humans

u only hear about people killing people and shit blowing up because thats what attracs attention in the media, its all a game to them. they never show happy stories because most people want to see fucked up shit on the news and feel better about themselves in that they dont do that type of thing, or that they're above that. stupid people are the only ones that get seen, but theres alot of good people.

so shut up you cockblasting dickstain

Ugh this whole fucking thread is lame. by simple accepting the fucking fact that the label even exists merely proves how dumb all of yall are. for starters, the emo craze didn't even come about until stupid asses came up with the word to simply to label kids who were sad looking, usually goth kids, by saying "cheer up emo kid" and then it became widespread, and the "emo" music wasnt even emo, usually being a band like The Cure, The Misfits, AFI, Dashboard Confessionals, or some no-name band, which in turn, inspired kids to make emo bands after hearing about the stereotype. if you really dont care, or dont like them, then the best way is to never reply to this type of thing or even acknowledge there existence, after all, its just a fad. (actually i cant really say that since this is kinda how people thought about punk and then look what happened)