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So...hello everybody...I was just strolling around the Newgrounds park and decided to throw a few of my pics up on the site. The one I've included in this post is essentially a self-portrait, but it also encompasses an idea I've been toying with. Anyway I'll quit with all the yapping and just let you look at the picture. Please tell me what you think...and it's okay to be harsh-you get used to it when you fancy yourself a writer.

The three B's.

Bethesda, Bioware, and Bungie.

As bad as Reach was, Halo still remains an amazing franchise. I just wish they didn't close the Halo 2 servers. And I think Bioware and Bethesda need no explanation-so I'll just list some awesome games. BioWare: Mass Effect, KoToR, Dragon Age, Jade Empire. Bethesda: The Elder Scrolls series, the Fallout series.

I don't know man. That is one ballin' T-Rex.

Fable 2 and Fallout 3. Gears 2 was balls as was GTA IV.

...why...
...why would you do this...
...to make a quick buck, Capcom?...

They should've stopped at SF2. I'm not even going to flame SF4 right now. I'm disappointed with Capcom. Resident Evil 5 looks badass. I was like they redeemed themselves with it. Then I hear about SF4. It's like they crawled out of one hole just to fall right back into another. I can't wait to see the disappointment on all the little kiddies' faces when they actually play SF4. :)

Link the dink
Samus Uranus
The little yella rat

I would say King Kong, but I'm not much of a fan.

The Halo 2 Theme. It makes you RAGE!!! Haha! No, but it got you into the game before you even pressed start to get to the menu.

I mean that would be awesome, yeah? I mean I get excited just by thinking about it!!! The only problem is the Prince has a major flaw...he sucks. The last game was garbage. As a matter of fact, I can't think of a good game with that loser in it...hmm...huh...yup...no I can't think of anything at all. Wait a minute! He was able to make me waste 60 bucks and a 50 minute drive to my local game emporium! Yeah! There you go. Happy Christmas.

I think if I made a MMORPG, it'd be where you're a human Kevin Costner with webbed toes and the whole world is full of water. And if that's not enough, you'd be chased around by a guy everyone knows but doesn't care about, or Dennis Hopper, while you're looking for the mystical place known as dryland or southern California. Plus, you'd have an annoying little kid running around on your crappy camper/boat. The only bad aspect is that you would have to pay to play. But the good news is you wouldn't have levels or anything....actually it'd have like no actual RPG elements at all!!! We'd still label it as an MMORPG in hopes of rebooting a crappy movie!!! Isn't it great?!!!

This wonderful and innovative game would be called WATERWORLD...

Exactly. I'm glad someone finally put what everyone's been thinking. I mean why be a bitch and say you're console's the best or whatever when everyone already knows it's the 360? ;) I mean, come on folks. Console wars are useless debates....

Link V.S. Mario
-Link
Fireballs would bounce off of this dude like Nintendo introducing a new character to the world.

Ryu V.S. Jill Valantine
-Ryu
Hadouken...need I say more? Yes. I do. Valentine gets her ass kicked. Ryu kicks ass.

Solid Snake V.S. Pyramid Head
-Pyramid Head
...really? What could that pencil-necked old fart even do to the big muther from Silent Hill?

Knuckles V.S. Sara Bryant
-Knuckles
Because he was always cooler than Sonic.

Shao Kahn V.S. Pac-man
-Pac-Man
If a little Asian dude could whip 'The Emperor''s ass, (Liu Kang) I think Pac-Man could hold his own. Unless you're part of the Dallas Cowboys in which case you shouldn't take him to begin with. I mean, if Tennessee doesn't want the guy, that's gotta be some kinda hint, right?

Dead Space is exactly the same as the name implies. Dead fucking Space. Empty headed designers thought up the game and only empty headed players enjoy the game. And before anyone of you comment back flaming me, yes I did play the game and I must admit, rather enjoyed playing this amazing game as much I enjoy bashing my head on a steel wall whilst placing both of my hands in bear traps and sticking small sticks in my fingers. Ah. Good family fun there.

I can't wait either. Its going to be badass. And a little off-topic but seeing the Force Unleashed pic, I gotta say I actually liked that game as well.