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Response to: I may have just killed your dog. Posted January 18th, 2009 in General
At 1/18/09 03:04 PM, Ejit wrote: Cover the wound, take it to a vet. My God my brain is AWESOME.

No, he should preform on-the-spot surgery on it in the house with only a large paperclip, a can of Mountain Dew, a CD case, and a light bulb.

Response to: I hate oral sex Posted January 18th, 2009 in General
At 1/18/09 03:53 PM, JaY11 wrote: Your 14? I'm the same age and I haven't kissed a girl. Are you a male whore or am I just a loser?

I hope he's a man whore, for I'm in the same predicament as you.

Response to: Youtube Copyrights and RickRoll... Posted January 18th, 2009 in General
At 1/18/09 04:29 PM, Rucklo wrote: haha, good point! maybe finally rick-roll will die for real!

however, is it really worth the price? ... i think not :(

Muting/Deleting videos and accounts, but at the same time deleting one of the most annoying and overused internet phenomenon? EXTREMELY worth it.

Youtube Copyrights and RickRoll... Posted January 18th, 2009 in General

As many of you know, Youtube is being overtaken by Copyright Nazis and removing or muting all copyrighted material. Just one thing. Rick Astley's Never gonna Give You up is a copyrighted music video. So doesn't thins mean that sooner or later, hopefully sooner, that Rick Roll will be taken off of Youtube? Or am I missing something?

Response to: How many times have you visited NG? Posted January 17th, 2009 in General
At 1/17/09 06:07 PM, TJoyal wrote: My computer automatically clears my browser history so it just shows zero.

I have this for a good reason.

Response to: Global Warming please come back Posted January 17th, 2009 in General

I agree. Where the fuck did "Global Warming" go?

I never believed in this shit anyway. Oooooooohhhhh, the Earth is warming uuuuuuuuuup!

The Earth just goes through warm and cold cycles. This has happened NUMEROUS times, and we didn't care.

Response to: Am I the only one... Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

This always happens to me after the new year. Only lasts for about a month or two for me.

Response to: Words In Which You Believe In Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

"What doesn't kill me will make me stronger and more prepared in a future problem"

Response to: Nintendo wants little kids high Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

<Generic *This shit is sooooo old* Post>

Response to: I drank two screwdrivers. Posted January 16th, 2009 in General

1: Type www.google.com in that little bar up there. See it?
2: You'll see a little white box in the middle of this page you're on.
3: Type Porn in to this box and hit enter.
4: See the word "Images" at the top of the page? Click it.
5: Find the word "Preferences"
6: Click it.
7: Scroll down until you see "Do not filter my results."
8: Hit "Save Preferences"
9: Hit "OK"
10: Find porn.
11: Be happy.

Response to: So I'm hanging out with a friend. Posted January 16th, 2009 in General
At 1/16/09 06:33 PM, linkinparkpie43 wrote:
At 1/16/09 06:31 PM, Otto wrote: Get a girlfriend.
internet girlfriend dosn't count

Fuck...

Response to: Pwned By A Lunchlady, Part 2. Posted January 13th, 2009 in General
At 1/13/09 08:16 PM, mega-ballin-pimp-sev wrote: I smell a fake story.

This

Response to: Hints that someone has been wanking Posted January 13th, 2009 in General
At 1/13/09 11:28 PM, MushookieMan wrote:
At 1/13/09 11:26 PM, Oxymaniac wrote:
At 1/13/09 10:11 PM, Shawn wrote: Turn off all lights in his room and turn on a black light.
If you do not posses a black light, but you have an IPhone or Ipod Touch, then get the free flashlight app and fiddle with it to get a black light.
Wtf are you talking about, blacklight is a specific wavelength of light, not something you can generate through a LCD display.

I've successfully made a black light out of the Ipod touch flashlight app. Just scanned my bed and dear Jesus...

Response to: Hints that someone has been wanking Posted January 13th, 2009 in General
At 1/13/09 10:11 PM, Shawn wrote: Turn off all lights in his room and turn on a black light.

If you do not posses a black light, but you have an IPhone or Ipod Touch, then get the free flashlight app and fiddle with it to get a black light.

Response to: Hints that someone has been wanking Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

Just listen in on him at night. If you hear a repetitive thud, then 99% that's him wanking it.

Response to: I have a cold sore. Posted January 13th, 2009 in General

Put some sort of topical oral pain killer on it.

Response to: Dose Youtube hate NG? Posted January 10th, 2009 in General

Yay, Newgrouds, this will make us feel better.

Response to: scatman john Posted January 10th, 2009 in General
At 1/10/09 07:51 PM, tiamat234 wrote: mobody?

Mobody.

Response to: South park mess up. Posted January 10th, 2009 in General

The media does not know such minuscule errors like these would upset you, so they didn't really care.

Response to: what should I do? Posted January 10th, 2009 in General

What do they mean by dress normal?
How do you dress?

Response to: Hey... do I... Know you? Posted January 10th, 2009 in General

Humor me, good sir.

Response to: I'll write a sentence about you! Posted January 10th, 2009 in General

Hai

Response to: ill Write your name in my notebook Posted January 10th, 2009 in General
At 1/9/09 11:45 PM, SoulKnight96 wrote: grrr, forget my last comment about WideSpread. He is on this page, not the 3rd <.<

I forever love you, now.

Response to: Wierd things about teachers. Posted January 9th, 2009 in General

Literature teacher watches South Park and The Office...

Response to: How many of your teachers are asses Posted January 9th, 2009 in General

8 out of 9.
9 out of 10 if you count the principal.

Response to: You know whats good at 7:30am? Posted January 9th, 2009 in General

You know what else is good at 7:30 AM? Waking up and having no fucking school/work.

I'd fucking do ANYTHING...
Response to: Ok, this one's serious Posted January 9th, 2009 in General

If money or a wallet is on the floor it's yours. If it is on something like a restaurant table, ATM, gas pump, don't take it...

Response to: NG Digg Team! Posted January 9th, 2009 in Clubs & Crews

There she is! Final Step, released!

Response to: ill Write your name in my notebook Posted January 9th, 2009 in General

Oxy?

Response to: Horrifying things to combine Posted January 9th, 2009 in General

Dick + Blender = 2/0

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