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Response to: Difference b/w perverted and kinky? Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

At 4/9/10 03:40 AM, antigenalvin wrote: Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriends ass with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.

GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

I gotta admit. I fuckin' lol'd my ass off.

Response to: What did you eat today? Posted April 9th, 2010 in General

Nothing so far. I just woke up about 2 hours ago.

Response to: Very disturbing google find... Posted April 3rd, 2010 in General

Welcome to a long time ago. Enjoy your stay.

Response to: The Greatest Invention Posted April 3rd, 2010 in General

At 4/3/10 01:07 AM, Sanch wrote: the greatest invention: my cock

Lies. Greatest invention: THE Cock

Response to: What makes NG's forums different? Posted April 3rd, 2010 in General

All of the cock jokes on the internet, under one convenient roof.

Response to: Favorite Day of the Week Posted March 1st, 2010 in General

Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Also Wednesdays are pretty good, too for me.

Response to: What do you do when you post? Posted March 1st, 2010 in General

Listening to music is pretty much the only thing I do while Im on the interwebs

Response to: I just won... Posted March 1st, 2010 in General

Send a couple my way!

Response to: Saddest Songs Ever Posted March 1st, 2010 in General

And All That Could've Been - NIN

On a related note, the song is set to RFAD clips. It's like double the sadness. :(

Response to: Cutting Yourself: Serious Opinions. Posted March 1st, 2010 in General

This is a little freaky. I realized one of my really good friends cut herself today. I was thinking his EXACT same thing about how people feel about cutting.

Response to: Watch Starcraft 2 live! Posted February 27th, 2010 in General

I see no starcraft being played.

Response to: what did newgrounds eat today? Posted February 23rd, 2010 in General

i'll have some cheese pizza wrapped around my dick and sausages and weiner dogs and hamburgers all over and salad too i don't wanna get fat for da ladys aight.
maybe some hot fudge and icecream for desert all over my dick while i'm masturbating.

Good sir, what the fuck did I just read?

Response to: Anyone ever heard of Queen? Posted February 23rd, 2010 in General

Nahh, but I've heard of king.

If anyone in this thread has not posted this joke I will cry a little bit inside.
Response to: what did newgrounds eat today? Posted February 23rd, 2010 in General

A gyro and some curly fries. Yummy

Response to: Ng, Empty Your Pockets! Posted February 23rd, 2010 in General

Pretty shit quality photo, but meh.

Waller, Itunes gift cards, change, iPod. And the blue thing is a USB mem. Drive

Ng, Empty Your Pockets!

Response to: Bloodflow to arm cut off... Posted February 23rd, 2010 in General

I absolutely hate the tingle that always comes with limbs falling asleep. Fucking pisses me of..

Response to: What is a regular NGr? Posted January 29th, 2010 in General

At 1/29/10 01:41 PM, FBIpolux wrote: Level 39+ with at least 14,000 posts.

Sounds a lot like yo-

...wait.
Response to: all easter eggs on the site? Posted January 29th, 2010 in General

Ahh, I still remember the days of the redesign. The days where "OMG HOVER UR MOUSE OVA DA ANGRY FAIC" threads/posts that weren't 2 years too late.

Response to: How do YOU handle trolls on the bbs Posted January 29th, 2010 in General

Ignore 'Em. Like everyone should.

Response to: Hey can anyone make this pic cooler Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

At 1/23/10 07:10 PM, Rucklo wrote: There was so much awesomeness in this thread, even chainsawrockets. But then a wild Aigis appeared and punctured the thread.

At 1/23/10 07:08 PM, Aigis wrote: Made it Cooler.
Why, Aigis, why did you traumatize the thread? It was doing so well.... :(

Tis a sad and heart-wrenching sight to see an epic thread fall.

*Tear*
Response to: Hey can anyone make this pic cooler Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

At 1/23/10 06:53 PM, evan210 wrote: I win.
End.

You win
End

Response to: Fuck my life. Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

At 1/23/10 06:12 PM, Bigbaddragon wrote: Sucks for you.

And her

And this is what happens when you look for sympathy on the internet.

*Interesting Title* Posted November 25th, 2009 in General

*Thoughtful Post*

*Witty Comment"
Response to: rock or rap Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

Rapcore

Response to: Tried Canadian bacon... Posted July 28th, 2009 in General

At 7/28/09 03:51 PM, TOEZ wrote: Damn right you like my bacon.

I love you damn bacon.

Response to: Drinks you have in the morning Posted July 26th, 2009 in General

I usually grab a soda out of my fridge in the AM, but sometimes I'll just drink some coffee.

Response to: That thing to your bottom right! Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

But I like my watch...

Response to: Best Rock Bands? Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

At 7/22/09 02:07 AM, Armado wrote:
At 7/22/09 01:38 AM, Oxymaniac wrote:
At 7/22/09 01:35 AM, TheThinWhale wrote: Rush

Guns N' Roses

Nirvana
Foo Fighters

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Nine Inch Nails
Blind guardian

metallica

iron maiden

Megadeth

The Cure

Judas Priest

Bethlehem

Response to: What would you do if Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

I'd make a topic...

Shitfuck
Response to: Best Rock Bands? Posted July 22nd, 2009 in General

At 7/22/09 01:35 AM, TheThinWhale wrote: Rush

Guns N' Roses

Nirvana

Foo Fighters

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Nine Inch Nails

Basically this is the majority of my iPod's library