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At 1/1/09 03:56 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:

At 1/1/09 03:55 PM, MightyBoomkin wrote: *Gasp* no one mentioned me , anyway , does being an ''09'' user make me some kind of noobling ? O.o

*curbstomp*

*Cockslap*

At 12/29/08 09:21 PM, tilley227 wrote: I ma gunna do what I do every new year...(or every day)Play video games and be on my laptop until 7:00am

...Are you me?

At 12/29/08 12:51 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote:

At 12/29/08 12:47 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 12/29/08 12:45 PM, StationToStation wrote: What? I solved the problem.

No, you just made yourself look stupid.

Oh, shut up.
Narcissist.

The troll is hungry.

...

Dumbass

At 12/29/08 10:29 AM, SouthAsian wrote: I would like Invader Zim to come back.But I've given up on Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon, I just watch The Simpsons, I mainly watch Adult Swim,Comdey Central and some programs on FOX like the Simpsons, and Late Night shows like SNL.

This is what my TV watching agenda is.

No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me Oh-oohh
Why did you have to hit me like that mommy?
Don't do it! You're hurting me Oh-oohh!
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
Why don't you,
Why don't you fuck off and die?
Why can't you just fuck off and die?
Why can't you just leave here and die?
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
FUCK YOU!!!
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
Would you like to see how it feels mommy?

I call it the "The Law of Phoenix Right"

What if I didn't join NG?

I would have more of a life...

That would just be awesome.

It's like a cycle of free beer...

Drink beer, sweat beer out, pour in glass, drink, repeat.

GENIUS

You did it...
By taking a picture...
And sticking your dick into it...

Viola!

House M.D.

At 12/26/08 04:04 PM, Oxymaniac wrote: Foo Fighters...
The last one I went to, Dave made fun of a fat kid in the audience.

Video Related

Foo Fighters...
The last one I went to, Dave made fun of a fat kid in the audience.

At 12/26/08 01:25 AM, TheWolfe wrote:

At 12/26/08 01:18 AM, Oxymaniac wrote:

YOU FORGOT THE APPENDIX, YOU BITCH.

You mean...THIS APPENDIX?

Yes...
THAT APPENDIX

At 12/26/08 01:02 AM, TheWolfe wrote:

At 12/26/08 12:51 AM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: How about you let us examine your anatomy?

It's pretty simple really...

Any questions?

YOU FORGOT THE APPENDIX, YOU BITCH. IT'S THE MOST IMPORTANT ORGAN OF YOUR BODY!

Sorry, got a little...carried away...

At 12/26/08 12:02 AM, TheWolfe wrote:

At 12/25/08 11:24 PM, agustana wrote:

At 12/25/08 10:54 PM, TheWolfe wrote:

God I'm such a whore...and I LOVE IT

Write my name on your nipples.

Yes, my love...

</Cum>

Will you write Oxy on your forehead?

Oxymaniac picture pl0x?

At 12/24/08 12:44 PM, timeslyr wrote: Adolf Hitler coming back to life.

Lolwut?

Great job to all the winners!

Giftwrap on presents from Santa matched the giftwrap my parents put on their presents...

When you die, you got to Glenside and suck Tom's dick for all eternity!

At 12/24/08 12:37 AM, TacticalShoe wrote:

At 12/24/08 12:32 AM, JadeTheAssassin wrote:

At 12/24/08 12:26 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

Jade, what're you up to next weekend?

Can we add a ballgag in there, too?

and I can clear my schedule. ;)

I call shotgun.

I call backseat.

Your small and insignificant country is no match for the ROCKET PROPELLED CHAINSAW!

Even if 1 = 1.00000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000000000000001,
Then all of math would implode and anarchy would be upon us...

At 12/23/08 11:22 AM, joabos wrote: Sounds possible, but very dangerous and... What would someone do with it?

Shoot commies!

At 12/23/08 11:04 AM, red-haze wrote:

At 12/23/08 11:02 AM, andhination wrote: Kill yourself with the saw. Your body will still be there but you will have moved on, thus not be there.

You have to get out alive and with your balls intact.

My answer is obviously right and you're afraid to admit that your "hardest riddle ever" was solved on the first reply. You fail at life, noob.

Cut your balls off with the saw and hit yourself with the 2x4.

At 12/22/08 11:41 PM, Glowstick-warroir wrote: You pick up a bird, throw into one of the doors, and wait until you smell fired chicken.
if you do, take the other door.

This made me fall out of my chair from pure laughter. Thank you.