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Response to: What do you think is too far? Posted December 19th, 2007 in General

When it isn't funny anymore and is just rude for the sake of being rude.

Response to: My lucky day off of school...Or not Posted December 18th, 2007 in General

I don't even like missing school anymore, because the whole time all I can think about is the 20 pages of work I'll have to make up.

Sure it was nice in 4th grade when it didn't matter, but now it's just too much of a hassle to miss alot.

Response to: Always Bet On Duke Posted December 18th, 2007 in General

Ten seconds and counting until Dream-of-Duke posts in here...

Response to: Muscular Girls... Posted December 17th, 2007 in General

OH MAN, please just don't have those fucking weird ass muscle titties where it's the pec and then it's the boob and you can see the pec around the boob dsfshfskfkskfskf GROSS.

Response to: Sending a PM to everyone in General Posted December 12th, 2007 in General

I got one but I'm not on that list.

BONUS!

Response to: Check Your Ass For Pinworms! Nsfw Posted December 10th, 2007 in General

I just threw up, like, twice.

Response to: Ever met a more " forward " girl? Posted December 10th, 2007 in General

HIT THAT SHIIIIIIIT!

Response to: 7 Weird genetic disorders. Posted December 10th, 2007 in General

That three armed baby will be a fuck-awesome gamer one day.

Response to: Let's mess with the new people Posted December 7th, 2007 in General

At 12/7/07 08:31 AM, Phantox wrote: Let's do that in 08 but the exact opposite of everything you just said.

That's what you assholes do anyway.

Response to: Eye Doctor Assistant -painful Posted December 6th, 2007 in General

Gwoss.

Response to: Rick Riley is dead. Posted December 4th, 2007 in General

What the hell!?

I always flipped to the back when it first came too...

Response to: Show NG the instrument you play! Posted November 30th, 2007 in General

Obligatory meat flute joke.

Show NG the instrument you play!

Response to: ok so my freind Posted November 30th, 2007 in General

At 11/30/07 04:39 PM, vic-macky wrote: fuck your friend, were your friends.

LOLNO

Also you really shouldn't speak to him ever again.

Response to: Fucking Guitar Hero 3... Posted November 30th, 2007 in General

If you're in charge AND you're four years older just yell at him to shut the fuck up.

If he really isn't scared of you, you need to sack up and lay hands on him.

Response to: Wii Posted November 28th, 2007 in General

Why you want a damn wii?

Lookin' like a DILDO.

Wii

Response to: I told her! Posted November 27th, 2007 in General

At 11/27/07 05:40 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: I'm missing a joke here, I can feel it.

Vagina.

Response to: I told her! Posted November 27th, 2007 in General

I laughed, I cried, I made pancakes.

Good show!

Response to: Teddy Bear + name = Bull$#^%! Posted November 26th, 2007 in General

The embassy can't help her at all?

Response to: Undertow Posted November 22nd, 2007 in General

Be careful of the undertoad!

Undertow

Response to: Why do emos cut their wrists? Posted November 22nd, 2007 in General

Attention.

Response to: Jenna Haze Molested me Posted November 21st, 2007 in General

I love that she said "nice cock".

THAT'S FUCKIN' FUNNY.

Response to: Your Ng.bytesize Favorite!! Posted November 20th, 2007 in General

If by b-ball you mean break yo balls!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Your Ng.bytesize Favorite!!

Response to: what the cheapest iphone plan Posted November 20th, 2007 in General

Six hundred and ninetey-nine US dollars!

what the cheapest iphone plan

Response to: I got dreads Posted November 18th, 2007 in General

Grosssss.

Response to: A chocolate bar attacked me! Posted November 18th, 2007 in General

Death by chocolate!

I clicked this thread specifically to say that.
Response to: Your Routine? Posted November 16th, 2007 in General

Get up at 7:00, take a shower and eat breakfast.

Get to school at 7:50, leave school at 2:10.

Come home for like 20 minutes to chill then it's to track practice at 3:00 until about 5:00.

Get home from track, eat dinner and do all my homework.

Then it's computer or madden until I go to bed at like 11.

Response to: I deleted MS Paint. Posted November 16th, 2007 in General

At 11/16/07 12:24 PM, Alfie wrote:
At 11/16/07 04:44 AM, renzoljd wrote: No back-seat modding!
You just did.

So did you.

I deleted MS Paint.

Response to: I deleted MS Paint. Posted November 15th, 2007 in General

At 11/15/07 10:10 PM, Phratt wrote: seriously i lol'd hard at auquaticmole's joke, you just have to be a priss about a comic don't you?

Do you know how long that crap has been around?

It was barely funny when YTMND made it up years ago.

Response to: I deleted MS Paint. Posted November 15th, 2007 in General

At 11/15/07 09:38 PM, aquaticmole wrote: In soviet Russia, MSPaint deletes you.

In soviet russia, that joke is fucking old, go to hell.

Response to: I'm doing stand-up ove the internet Posted November 13th, 2007 in General

I might...