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No armor no 3 iteming no food no potions no spells no pets no running stake at least 100 gold PLZ

I recall sticking a pistol up my anus and pulling the trigger in a dream.

Nothing because if there was a zombie invasion they would starve out and the military would be able to contain them lol

FUCKING KING SLIME.

I wanna find one.

At 6/8/11 01:52 PM, zooos wrote: 1.0.4 is coming Friday.

"We're not going to spoil it for you, but lets just say a new boss, new mobs, and even new items are on the way!"

Hopefully it will be a nice challenging boss.

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Oh shit, flooded dungeon on my server.

Even the entrance with the old man was 2 blocks wide with water.

At 6/8/11 03:30 AM, Jolly wrote:

build a proper house using the underground background, which can't be removed with a hammer/dynamite.

Oh true dat. There goes my underground city plan.

Oh and an idea, a wizard NPC that sells new spells.

Read first sentence and decided you're a hipster fag.

Question:

Would an NPC move into a house if it was underground?

If it was the right requirements, too.

At 6/6/11 08:08 PM, zooos wrote: but I got 70 hours of play time from a $10 purchase. Not to mention they are going to be adding content for a while to come so the play hours are only going to increase.

Pretty much this. When they added Tim I spent hours trying to get a wizard hat.

Speaking of which..

Seed if you're wondering why the spawn is now a small hole, that was me. Sorry.
I was waiting for the tile data to load so I went onto the BBS, not realizing I had dynamite equipped so when I clicked back in I started throwing dynamite. I would go and fix it but my download rates are capped so it's taking a long ass time to even get in the game.

Triple post, but I think this deserves it.

Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.

Holy shit.

At 6/4/11 02:47 PM, XenonMonkey wrote: Okay, I joined Seed's server, but I can't seem to find any bit of civilization.

Are you guys living underground or something? I've gone really far away from the spawn both times but I STILL can't find anything other than the hut you spawn in and the hellavator.

There's a few houses dotted on the right hand side near the dungeon, but the town is on the left. I'd go there.

Maybe make it so they won't RROD every three seconds.

ps3fag here

At 6/3/11 08:54 PM, Jackho wrote: Skyrim. Fuck all else.

Can I live on your island and play too?

At 6/3/11 07:35 PM, ToastedToastyToast wrote:

At 6/3/11 07:25 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 6/3/11 07:14 PM, Kwing wrote: I've never had a girlfriend

You gay, bro?

Looking at the facts (Youre a fab) I reckon you might be too.

Yeah I also think Sevkat is gay I mean wtf look at your sig you damn weaboo

At 6/4/11 12:09 AM, zooos wrote:

At 6/3/11 09:53 PM, Dicktation wrote: So the Old Man glitched on Seed's server, so we decided to ninja loot it.

There's about 16 of them.

I've read that that you can try and lure Skeletron's head outside and beat the head, it will grant you access to the dungeon.

Yeah, we ended up pulling out the ol' star cannon and killed like 3-4 of them.

So the Old Man glitched on Seed's server, so we decided to ninja loot it.

There's about 16 of them.

Just got my full molten armor, and a fiery greatsword.

Might still favour Muramasa though, the greatsword is slow as hell.

At 12/28/10 04:15 PM, Randomguy78 wrote: took a hell of a long time but here it is...

I lol'd at your weapons. CODfag

At 5/25/11 02:58 PM, cheese-man wrote: inb4 a serbian film

A serbian fi-

At 5/25/11 06:30 PM, CharltonChinchilla wrote: Laxatives and Lube. It's gonna be a painful few minutes on the toilet.

And then there will be a bear covered in shit trying to bite your asshole!

Nothing smells better than nicotine stained skin and lung cancer mmmmmmmmm im getting a rager

Rob a bank, the people behind the desk will cower in fear upon seeing my bear-face stomach.

Man I just come on and check my news posts then just usually log out I hate Newgrounds.

At 5/25/11 06:18 PM, ComradeMolotov wrote: Irrelephant, Cootie, Makakaov, Shade, or Prome.

AND..

At 5/25/11 10:39 AM, artcellrox wrote:

At 5/25/11 08:28 AM, Tokecat wrote: Fluttershy, because MLP fanbois like to ram her down my throat every five minutes.

At 5/25/11 07:08 AM, Dicktation wrote: Ellis from L4D2.
He's a fucking fag.

You guys didn't mention how the death would occur.

Tie him down and get a Tank to fist him in the anus

At 5/25/11 07:16 AM, JoaoGabriel wrote:

At 5/24/11 06:01 PM, FirstBaby wrote:

At 5/24/11 06:00 PM, JoaoGabriel wrote: Play It.

No discussing illegal actions.
No backseat modding.
No masturbating.

But you can play many classics as you can.

Get out

I'd go get superpowers and be like a white Hancock.