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Superstitions - Like bloody mary Posted February 23rd, 2010 in General

What the fuck.
I really have no idea what to say but its on my mind, and anything thats on my mind that does not come out expressed as words comes out of my penis <WHAT THE FUCK>

What fucking dickfart came up with Bloody mary or candlejack? if you dont know what candlejack is then google it.
I was going to make a topic that would actually have convesation but nevermind.

You can lock this now.
OH and for those who are too pussy to google candlejack (Why?) apparently if you say candlejack he steals your soul.
Obviously doesnt work
CANDLEJACK
CANDLEJACK
CANDLEJACK CAN SUCK MY DI..
Brb someones at the door.

Response to: Jizz Posted February 22nd, 2010 in General

I'd jizz tom fulps.

No?
Anyone?

Response to: Girl Scout Cookies. Posted February 22nd, 2010 in General
At 2/21/10 04:00 PM, Tateos wrote: Well, I got my GS cookies in the mail today, and I was wondering what NG's favorites are.
Mine are the Caramel deLites. <--- This.

That explains your aura.

Response to: I have stitches in my arse Posted February 22nd, 2010 in General

I was hoping for something involving gay buttsex.
I'll take my leave now, good day. *Tips hat*

Response to: People who say "Uhh" all the time Posted February 18th, 2010 in General

Well uhhhhhh, OP, i think they uuhhhh, say it... to fill in gaps inbetween words, uhh...
Yeah.

AMIDOINITRITE?

Response to: the call of duty. Posted February 18th, 2010 in General

LOL N00BS MY SAUCE PLACING ACCURACY IS %100

Response to: Quizzical Faic.. Posted February 17th, 2010 in General

Hes pondering the theory of evolution.

Response to: Favorite Adult breakfast Cereals? Posted February 17th, 2010 in General
At 2/16/10 09:45 PM, AlphaCentauri wrote: Those tiny, dry, and tasteless coarse little balls are just what I look forward to waking up every morning.

COCK JOKE.

Response to: A quick brown fox. Posted February 17th, 2010 in General

HE QUIC BRAPWNA OX UMPS OVA HE ZY ZZZZZP

.. Some zipp keyboard Shit.

Response to: I've been a dick. Posted February 17th, 2010 in General

LOLOLOL, he said dick.

Response to: Is eating/sucking chalk... Posted February 15th, 2010 in General
At 2/15/10 05:51 AM, killaboy69 wrote: Yes I would assume it is.

I'll disregard that and eat it anyway.
K.

Is eating/sucking chalk... Posted February 15th, 2010 in General

Is eating/sucking chalk bad for you?
Not actually eating, mind you.
Just biting a bit off and spitting it out, it's a habit, and I can't stop do it.

Is it bad for you? Im too lazy to google it.

Response to: I hate babies Posted February 15th, 2010 in General
At 2/15/10 05:44 AM, Dont-Touch-My-Muffin wrote: Stamper smells like monkey semen.

HAHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.

Response to: I hate babies Posted February 15th, 2010 in General

Stamper smells like monkey semen.

Response to: A new Fad... Posted February 15th, 2010 in General

(Continues to rape Tom fulp)

Oh god im gonna get banned.
;D

Response to: I CAN TRAVEL BACK IN TIME Posted February 13th, 2010 in General

AND WE GET TO POST IN CAPS AND SPAM ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A FAGGOT TOM FULP IS?

Please don't ban me.

Response to: I CAN TRAVEL BACK IN TIME Posted February 13th, 2010 in General

@Johnnys original pic

Fuck dude, thats hot.

I mean the chicken is hot.
>_>
<_<

Am i cool now? :D

Response to: My Duel with Tom Fulp Posted February 12th, 2010 in General

Cool story bro.

Response to: Your weirdest habit Posted February 11th, 2010 in General

I wait at the park for children.

True story.

Response to: suicide bomber Posted February 8th, 2010 in General

Urinate on his genitals, then go post on newgrounds about how awesome I was.

Response to: Coyotes outside my dorm Posted February 5th, 2010 in General

To get rid of them you have to use the ring of taming, but its in the dragons cave. And you have to kill the dragon.

Fucking dragons.

Response to: Heres a joke to lighten the mood! Posted January 26th, 2008 in General

at first i was like

What

the

hell?

then i started laughing till i went red

Response to: Merry Christmas! Posted January 6th, 2008 in NG News

Thankyou santa i am?

( referring to hoe xD)

manhoe...

of course

- shifty eyes-

merry christmas

Response to: --> No More Sig Threads <-- Posted December 1st, 2007 in General

hmmm cool sigs

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