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At 2/8/04 03:28 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:

It would make an effective ad for war in Iraq... even though it should be war against Saudis.

So... It WOULDN'T make an effective ad for Iraq, but yes, it would for Saudi.

Well, you know what I mean, but the sad thing is that we don't celebrate the destruction of Iraqis or afghanis... whilest, Arabs celebrated the destruction of the WTC... which goes so show they have no regard for human life... ALL human life, they are so brainwashed by muhammustassed and religion, they don't understand the concept "thou shalt not kill" and suffering can be suffered by all man women and children... thats the difference between camel jockeys and americans.

At 2/8/04 02:17 AM, MuiKat wrote:
oh ok, well then that u can do on ur own. i'm just voicing my own opinions. i just FEEL that gender and age doesn't necessarily determine intelligence,

Well, how about this? Male brain is slightly larger than female human brains....

Secondly, girls play teapot with barbie dolls growing up... boys play with legos and videogames... which gives them the advantage in beinng more "intelligent" in the future.

All the guys are disadvantaged at college, because girls will wear their slut outfits to effectively get better grade from hard up old impotent profs who are so desperate because all of their 2 wifes left them because they are too intelligent and even more boring... and droooling after 19 year old sophomores...

So their intellectual deficiencies are compensated by sexual harassment of vulnerable old profs.

I mean if that's the judge of intelligences... using all your assets okay, that's fair game...

But how many intelligent women do you know of...

it's like Leonardo Da Vinci a man... It's the Wright Brothers not sisters... and Mr. Einstein... albeit, Martha Stewart is the queen of making pastries but that's really a no brainer.

At 2/8/04 01:33 PM, diazepim wrote:
yeah, I have to admit that part about 15 year old Canadian user who I think is too mentally underdeveloped to see explicit flashes and adult content forums. Muwahhaahahhahahah... IMG ILAO!!!

I was laughing so hard, if for got to finish what I was saying... that I was thinking exactly about you, Swaink.!!! hahahah..

At 2/8/04 04:55 AM, swaenK wrote: diazepim, I will pretend I didn't read this threat. You probably just made it to piss me off. Fuck, newgrounds is mild, I fucking made a dress up game. Boo fucking hoo. I agree that 8 year olds shoudn't be on here, but 13 and up, it should all be good.

muaahahahhahahahahahaahahahahaah... guaahahahahhaahahha....

yeah, I have to admit that part about 15 year old Canadian user who I think is too mentally underdeveloped to see explicit flashes and adult content forums. Muwahhaahahhahahah... IMG ILAO!!!

At 2/8/04 03:31 AM, bumcheekcity wrote:

Do they? Now give me your source for 'a lot'. You have no idea, do you? How many women of german/japanese descent have you seen playing with doodoo? Divide this number by the total number of Germans and Japanese in the world.

You get a pretty small percentage.

The adjective of a lot has no bearing on percentage. Maybe like 1 percent of world population seem small for you... but given that there's 5 billion people on earth... that makes about 50 MILLION people on earth... that's how many schizophrenics there are on EArth because it's like 1 out of 100 people are crazy... THAT's A LOT o A SHIT load of people.

10% of people homosexual... so that means there are 500 MILLION homosexual people in the world... that's a LOT....

For playing with POOP... i've seen about 300 Germans and 200 Japanese people play with doodoo on the internet, rough estimate... THAT'S 300 Germand and 200Japanese TOO MANY meaning THAT's ALOT German and Japanese playing with doodoo.

At 2/7/04 08:53 PM, red_skunk wrote:
Name a single state that doesn't have the same black marks in their history.

Switzerland. They have NO black marks in their history... only thing dark is their chocolate... but that's hardly anything to get alarmed over. All they do is make watches and chocolate... everybody love the Switzerlandish people.

Okay imagine that exact same flash with pictures of WTC/NYC on like 9/11th or 9/12... and two years after it... and keep all the wording and bush's messages on it...

It would make an effective ad for war in Iraq... even though it should be war against Saudis.

At 2/7/04 08:29 PM, red_skunk wrote:
Hey, your pretty right on there. I'm usually playing with with my crap while scratching my hairy armpit with one hand and drinking cheap vodka with the other...

eery

so that means you're Canadian?

At 2/8/04 01:37 AM, red_skunk wrote: So then your advocating a strict 17+ policy for newgrounds?

I agree fully.

Not a strict one, but like if you're like 14 or 15 then you have to watch and read and post flash and forum with your mommy or daddy. or at least get permission.

Still a lot of material here is too explicit for like even 30 year olds... what the hell is hentai and what is Wade/Tom doing with all these porn ads? I think he should start advertising penis enlargement pill rather than porn...

At 2/7/04 08:29 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 2/7/04 11:59 AM, diazepim wrote: ALL GERMANS, i'm talkin ALL german fantasize about eating people... and ALL GERMANS play with poopoo.
ALL FRENCH women have hairy ass ARMPITS and they stink of BO so much that you can't ride the elevator with them.
ALL Russians are alcoholics and drink vodka like water.... and all of their women weigh more than men.

Hey, your pretty right on there. I'm usually playing with with my crap while scratching my hairy armpit with one hand and drinking cheap vodka with the other...

See bumcheeky? Not only do I have to back up my claim myself, people will usually admit their doings.

Okay, maybe not all but it's like 99.999% or close to everybody.

Maybe I haven't seen every French women's armpit... but of the random population I have sampled, they'v got hairy armpits.... okay I won't post site, but do a search engine for hairy women... and a lot of word "french" comes up.

Okay maybe not every german and japanese people play with doodoo. but a lot of them do. I don't even wanna know why. Just search engine poop or doodoo or shit and sex together... a lot of German name and Japanese names come up.

and 90% of HIV is from Africa... here's the link: HIV in Africa

and here's another Chinese Cat Cusine and another Chinese eat everything.

And of West Virginia... phheeeww!!

okay maybe I was being a little too extreme with the adjective "all" just replace with "nearly every" or "most" or "a lot of" or "almost every"...

where do you think stereotypes come from? They are based on FACTS.

I think there are too many minors, especially from Canada and western europe on this newgrounds.com site.

I think the contents are R-rated and children under the age or 17 should be on here or writing in here only with a legal parent or guardian.

I think 15 year old canadian boy's mind is too immature to handle the adult nature and adult content of newgrounds, and might predispose to weird behavior when they grow up.

I petition Wade and Fulp to RATE forums and flashes to give a voluntary organization rating of G, PG, PG-13, R, NC-17, X and XXX.

or have some kind of censorship like videogames.

and have a special rating like NC (not intended for Canadian view) because Canada's like really too influenced by Americans and like they want to be Americans so much that they'll like copy all the bad things that American kids do.

I think you should also rate users, too. Like rainer should be rated I for idiot and Izutomato should be rated SI for like super idiot... and have like intelligence warning like "content from this user may cause you to be stupid" and rate Phoenix R for retarded and warn "reading from this user may make you dumber than you are before"

You know, since the film industry has adopted the new MRAA where they warn if there's like a strong violence and nudity.... and like cigarette packages have like "seriously damages health" and "causes cancer and emphysema"

Some user definitely need to be rated like True-lies rated T for Tard. "warning: user may cause brain damage"

Okay then HOW liberal do you really want to get??? If I really wanted to marry a sheep, could I marry a sheep in Canada? I mean where is this marriage thing going to end. You will get mentally ill people (as defined in medical textbooks, including the psychiatric disorder of homosexuality) wanting to marry like their dog and inanimate objects like Sony Playstation 2...

Hell, my PS/2 has given me more meaning to life than any woman has... I'd marry PS/2 and be like 1/2 sony.

Anywho, it's just that there really is no point of two guys or girls marrying...

Marriage is a RELIGIOUS practice, and since God says homo are satanic and should be shunned from Earth...

So I don't see why you couldn't have just two guys or girls being together, but unless you practice religion, then you know that you should be straight and marry straight....

so my stance stands that gay marriage is pointless.

At 2/6/04 12:20 PM, bumcheekcity wrote: Diazepam, congratulations at rreducing me to tears with the ignorance you successfully displayes in your abolve rants.

I now challenge you to give me sources for every single one of the claims you made.

heheheee... which ones? I can back them all up.

I didn't link porn site for the sake of porn, but a real occupation of a girl... it said something like 21 year old occupation: slut. and I thought it was pretty funny to have an occupation like that.

At 2/8/04 12:12 AM, ZeroMan64 wrote: diazepim= a kid that barely got out of grammar school.

hey, maybe I took 2 extra years to graduate from elementary, but I graduated it, damnit.

where do you think my 7 years of college gonna get me?!?! huh???

At 2/7/04 02:14 PM, Synesthesia wrote:

At 2/7/04 11:59 AM, diazepim wrote: Stupid things

You... are... a...fool... This is like people saying All americans are godless, evil, corrupt, lascivious, ect...

Blasphemy!!! AMERICA IS the LIGHT in this dark world of ignorance. And I ... will guide the lost into the LIGHT. mainly most europeans and canadians.

Negative energy?

Maybe I didn't ask to be stabbed in the heart with a cloth hanger when I was a fetus in the womb... or soemthing like that. Maybe I should have closed my eyes, seeing, what I thought, the love of my life in a hotel room with the university football team. Maybe God made my brother more handsome than me, to spite me. Or maybe I'm just a pessimist and god is punishing me because he's cruel and unusual.

Okay, maybe Maxim didn't really say 25... but they said like 4.7 or something... which rounds to 5... but then there's the rule of 5...

The rule being... all women will divide the actual number of men they had whored with by 5.....

AND all the guys will multiply the actual number of women they made love to by 5....

so all in all, they're still slutty.

At 2/6/04 03:55 PM, Izuamoto wrote: hah! take that you male slut whores. when hilary get's into office she's going to make you pay for all the years wewere servile to you, by making you all commit to having sex with her. the only thing she's doing wrong is not immediately removing your sex organs and erasing the phallis as a symbol of power forever! take that, pigs!!!

Whatever izutomatoe!!! You said you're a lesbo... so you really have PENAL or PENILE or Dick Envy. In your darkest fantasy, I KNOW that deep deep inside you WANT a big giant PENIS.

BUT That's understandable, since Sigmund FREUD himself said that all girls are born with penis envy... and that's why they're all cheating sluts because they can't have penii themselves so get sleep with the basketball team or football team, then think why nobody wants to date them.

Beside the fact that all women are cheating sluts.

Penis is a good thing, because we don't have to squat to take a pee... we can just pee in a bottle like in a car on a long roadtrip... and then we don't have to wipe or use tampoons or maxipads or other god awful thing that women do... like gossip and play tea and play with barbie and relentlessly look at self in the mirror and like change 4-7 times to goto McDonalds... and like wear makeup to the gym. and ask 5000000 million times if they are fat or they look fat in a dress... or eat like half a salad at the restaurant and then pound on a gallon of Haugendaas at home.

Yes, you're all are a fat bastardettes.

Let me rephrase, ALL AMERICAN women are cheating sluts.

Even Maxim says that the average women has had sex with 25 different men before they get married. If you can't count the number of guys you had sex with one hand, might as well be on the internet and make money.

okay maybe I'm still venting a little because of my ex girlfriend is a lying cheating slut

At 2/6/04 12:15 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:

At 2/5/04 06:26 PM, diazepim wrote: Bunch of uneducated criminals in NYC.... ALL of them... half of them with a criminal record...

By your own argument, you just proved yourself wrong, which is kinda impressive, in the same sentance.

No, for the sake of arguing... that's not proving myself wrong.

You can be a criminal but you don't have to have a record... and vice versa. Like most NYers, they are all criminals in the making. Not one decent person in NY.

so... they are all uneducated criminals, but half of them got caught and found guilty in the court of law. there.

HA! A gay guy on TV said America is jealous of Canada laws?!?!??

Yeah right... Gay marriage will NEVER EVER PASS... because US is not CANADA. It's not even feasible for to man or women to get married... How would you announce it? I pronouce you woman and butch?? or I pronouce you man and bitch? or I pronounce you man and man?

Homosexuality is defined as a psychiatric disorder in medical textbooks. or something like that... Not that I care who marries what. You can marry a dog or a turd in Canada for all I care.

But again, it's a gay thing to "force" the issue onto people who don't care. But again it's like in your face "I"M GGAY" IM GAY!!!

I don't care. I don't care. You're annoying.

Okay, flame me.

There's a news segment on CNN that says gay couples are going to canada to get married... while on skiing vacation. Though it's not legal in the states, they are doing it up in Canada and then celebrating down here in the states??!?!?

What's the point of GAY or SAME SEX or DIFFERENT sex marriage?

What's the point of Marriage?

60% of marriages end in divorce... and most couples... like 99.99999% of couples can't stand each other after 6 months... and like all the married girls cheat on husband all the times... of the 40% that are still married... they are separated and live with different partners in different houses.

You can still have kids without getting married... it happens all the time...

What's the point? I don't get it.

Marriage is outdated. Nobody is faithful no more... Especially dealing AMERICAN WOMEN... 99.9999999% are super sluts.

And for couple of homosexuals to goto Canada to get married... just to divorce a year later, THAT to me is ridiculous.

I think people should just claim they are sexual partners... and then when they cheat or don't like each other.. they go their separate ways... I"m tired of going to friends and families marriages... and they LIE THROUGH THEIR TEETH in front of like hundreds of people in church and in front of priest... in front of GOD... bunch of liars and cheaters...

Punishment for divorce should be capital... electric chair for both.
Punishment for infidelity should be capital, too... like how they do it in Arabic countries. Women are hung in the town square for cheating on their husbands.

hahaha... that would be funny. at least divorce rates would drop. because nobody would get married that way.

Anyhow, you're gay man and manwife or something in CANADA??!?! WHO CARES and whats the point?!?!? You're GAY!!!

At 2/7/04 02:14 PM, Generator wrote:

At 2/7/04 11:04 AM, diazepim wrote: I carry on intelligent conversations ...

I've not seen one word of intelligent conversation from you.
You, my man, are as thick as shit

Are you saying I'm not smart? Are you mocking my intellectual capacity?

You just hurt Diaz's feelings. :( Feel better?

Mark my words.... You will see the next version of Sony's Qrio (TM) combined with Real Doll (TM)... do you know why? Because SEX will sell the robots. Look at the whole internet?? Even VGA came about to download naked picture off the BBS at 1200 bps modems... and they were like EGA sometimes CGA....

You put naked / bikini girls on anything.... car, computer, watermelon, movie, whatever you want... it will sell... it always has... look at abercombie and fitch... they put child porn on the catalogue... and they're doing pretty good selling stuff to kids...

All you need is a naked sony Qrio women... and I'll save all my money to get one. as soon as it comes.

Wait am I on the right topic here? Or were you mocking me for something else?

it's not racism it's nationalism i.e. prejudism...

But bottomline its the TRUTH... and people just can't HANDLE THE TRUTH.

ALL GERMANS, i'm talkin ALL german fantasize about eating people... and ALL GERMANS play with poopoo.

ALL JAPANESE want to be GERMANS so they think about eating people and play with their doodoo.

All mexicans dirty.

ALL FRENCH women have hairy ass ARMPITS and they stink of BO so much that you can't ride the elevator with them.

ALL AFRICANS are HIV positive.

ALL Indian from India eat CURRY and SMELL LIKE CURRY. So do Pakis and Afghans.

ALL Middleeasterns are Camel Jockeys and smell like Camels.

ALL Jews are stingy and backstab people and friends and would sue to get 2 cent.

ALL Russians are alcoholics and drink vodka like water.... and all of their women weigh more than men.

ALL Chineses eat cats and monkeys and sell their daughter for like $10 to the sex slave traders.

ALL W. Virginian have sex with immediate family members.

ALL Canada.... hahahahahaahahahahah....

At 2/7/04 11:04 AM, Adun wrote:

If americans are going to joke about canadians, (go ahead, we make fun of you) it should at least have something to do with actual canada, then maybe it would be funny.

It's not like Americans are laughing with Canada, we are laughing AT YOU. Just because Canada's Canada. ahahahahahahahaha...

hahahahaha... yeah, but Canada is a joke by itself... because somebody says the word "Canada" it's funny. But to say "Canadian Army" that's even more funny.

I can't even goto Pizza Hut to order large pizza with "Canadian bacon" because I'll have a laughing fit. hahahahahaaa

Canada is just a funny word, and it's like a one word joke... and to be a Canadian you're like a comedian.. hahahahahhaa...

I can't stop laughing about Canada. hahahahahahahhaa...

What difference does that make? If you deep fry chicken it kills any virus, right? I'm not worried about getting a chicken flu, I goto Kentucky fried chicken.

At 2/7/04 02:54 AM, MarijuanaClock wrote: You, my friend, are what we call a complete moron.

No, you are an incomplete imbicile. You probably argue that pot should be legal so that selling and smoking drugs won't be a crime anymore.

You see capital punishment does not work. It never has worked. If you like compare America with say Canada or Western Europe(where the laws are more focused on rehabilitaion, and less on revenge). You'll see a far lower violent crime rate. The solution is not more bars, walls, prisons, and police. That is reactionary, stupid, and ignorant.

yeah, death does work, because if you're dead, you don't rape and kill no more... it's the cure for all criminals. Europeans EAT people and play with doodoo.... I think that should be a crime. Criminals are sucking up tax money that could go into education... so if we blow up all the prisons with like a nuclear bomb... then we'd DRAMATICALLY drop crimes and criminals of the world.

Rehab doesn't work... ask Judd Nelson or Darryl Strawberry... they should be all anihilated like communist china. OR if not, their organs sold to good law abiding people.

Canadians are too lazy to commit crime, so they are good.

If you want to stop crime you need to fight it's cause. Poverty, hunger, suffering, and misery. This is basic strain theory here. I swear every conservative in America should take an introductory sociology course. Though, they don't really have the intelligence.

Nope it doesn't work. You fight crime with greater crime... the death penalty... that's how you stop people from commmitting more crime... look at Saudi Arabia... if you get caught stealling they chop your hands off... you ain't going to steal no more. Also, if a women is caught cheating they are hung in the village square... that's how you stop cheating women. US should adopt similar laws like Saudi Arabia.

I'd also like to note that it's not just the poor who commit crime. The middle class commites relatively little crime, but the upper class comits a great deal of it. Not that we see any of them in jail. No wonder though, they make the rules.

I'd like to re-emphasize that poor should be illegal and should be punished by death too... all they do is look bad and make property value go down. Nobody likes the poor so they should all be euthanized.... including the fat and ugly girls. Good way to do it is to put a sign up at a Chinese All U Can Eat Buffet Restaurant for FREE and then like put poison in the Deep Fried Pork. All the poor and Fat and Ugly girls will become extinct.

wait a minute... I think I've been on Newgrounds too long... I find myself getting dumber and dumberer.

At 2/6/04 09:01 PM, IceWraith15 wrote: I watch violence and newgrounds, and I beleive that all who commit a crime deserve death.

I don't think people should glorify death and sex by making webpages about it... it think if you're thinking about crime then you're sorta like guilty, too... like in Minority Report... you shouldn't even think about killing or having sex because those are immoral thoughts and God will punish you.

You're kidding right? Humanity's defining quality is innovation. Besides, if we were amish, how would we defend agaisnt an outside attacker with advanced technology? Throw horse shit at them?
How would we stop a meteor from destroying Earth?

Thats all leftwing propaganda... if we were amish, nobody would mess with us because we wouldn't have superspies with supersmall camera in the russian embassy or something... and we wouldn't wage wars or kill anybody, because gun and bomb and nuclear weapons would be like too high tech for amish... and we'd all be living in peace with nature and become like druids or something like that. Maybe god sent meteor TO destroy earth because porn on the internet is out of control. and they don't want like heaven's internet to be spammed with ENLARGE YOUR PENIS 8 MILES or soemthing like that.

The problem isn't the technology, it's that we as humans show to much tolerance towards crime.

Most of world problem stems from technology which is like that snake that swallows itself, because we use technology to fix problem we create with technology which create problems that are fixed with technology that create problems then you fix it some more with technology which then again creates more problems....

well, you get my point.

At 2/6/04 03:50 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote:
Thats what makes them shit porno pages. Im sure there's american ones as well, but I'd rather not find out about them.

Nope, Americans would NEVER DO something that GROSS... we might abduct and kill Charlie Brucia or Stacey or laci peterson and eat people and keep ass in the fridge Jeff Dahmer but american's would never play with poopoo.

Boy, you seem to know about skat. And besides, its not because she was german that she necessairly like to play with her shit. Its pretty safe to say that the majority of germans would rather not play with their feces.

Only because she said it was fun, and I tried it but it stunk so bad that I had to leave the country. Bernd Brandes at people, too... so Dahmer isn't american... he's german... because Germans eat people. I away thought bratwurst were sausages made from like pigs and stuff... but I'm beginning to think maybe Bratwurst is really Bradwurst like your friend Brad from school... so I guess there's like Jasonwurst and Scottwurst and Gregwursts.

and ALL CANADA want to be a STATE in the UNION... that's A FACT!

No it isn't. Im canadian and I don't want to become a state.

Yeah, but that's you... the rest of canadians... all 39 of them want to be in the union. Ask Jim Carrey and Mel Gibson.

At 2/6/04 04:30 PM, mrpopenfresh wrote: Diazepim, are you so shallow that you would pay for the company of beutiful women? You do know thats only for the sexually unattractive, so are you admitting to your inscesent ugliness? Never pay for women, that just makes you a loser of the worst kind. And have you ever stopped to thin that there isn't only beauty to determine the attractiveness of a woman? Sure, a girl can be hot, but if she isn't fun or interesting or even worse, can't carry on an intelligent conmversation then fuck it; she ain't hot in my book. And all of these afirmations are based on when you get out of school and make lots of money. What makes you think your'e going to make anything over minimum wage? Judging by your posts, better start saving up your cash.

What's the DIFFERENCE then if you date a girl... and then you go out for like 3 years... and then you buy her gifts and eat at nice restaurants and think about marrying her... and then you go away for one semester... and then it's like she's humping your friend back at home. Overall, you pay for women... all of them... because they are all sluts... at least that's what most porn sites says...

18 year old girls that swallow! Occupation: Slut.

I carry on intelligent conversations not with girls but with people on Newgrounds.com like Swaenk and Izutomatoes... Girls are there to look pretty like in a magazine. That's about all they are good for... you can't trust a women... unless she's like your mom.. that leave rest of 2.5Billion women to be untrusted... because they will stab you in the back, so hard it will pierce your heart and penetrate your front chest and you die like a vampire impaled by Keanu Reaves and Wynona Ryder.

that's why we need to create robot women that will not cheat on you.

Except they have to be more cybernetic like walk around and say a few words and stuff.... pretty soon. we'll get it up to the level of animatrix type robots and or AI movie type sex robots... and then cloning people like in Sixth Day we won't need cheating women at all... and the world would be a better place to live... for all men.

oh no... here I go again...

... anybody with white skin is a nazi inbred. therefore, All White people are supremist and oppressor of the minority....

White people of earth should be illegalized from owning land and property and should be slaves to black and other minorities for like 400 years.

White=satan!