This was taken lastnight when I got out of work. It got worse overnight for us. Im in Des Moines, IA.

At 10/17/09 12:00 AM, Ozukiaru wrote: I'll read the bible when the Christians agree to read the Torah and Quran.

I'm a follower of Christ and I've read about 1/3 through the quran. The torah is the first 5 books of the o.t. so I have read that.

At 10/15/09 08:50 PM, Fineas wrote: Hopefully this becomes a meme.

Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned
upside down;
And I liked to take a minute: Just sit right there, I'll
tell you how I almost flew in a balloon of hot air.
In... wester...n Colorado, born and raised;
chasing 'nados is how I
spent most of my days;
chillin' in a basket, relaxing all cool, we were
shooting some helium, outside by the pool;
when a couple of gusts that
were up to no good, made the balloon fly up out my neighborhood.
Thought I was on one little flight, my dad got scared said, "My son's
in that basket way on up in the air."
They... whistled for a chopper and when it came near,
The side said 'Channel 9' and it had some newsguys in there;
If anything i could say that this situation was rare,
they were trying to follow me way on up in the air.
It landed on the ground about over 9000 or 8;
With a note to the news crew "yo homes, find me later"
Looked at my attic; I had always been there,
giving the nationwide media a tale of hot air.

This guy seems pretty good at IRL trolling.

At 10/13/09 06:38 PM, armorwarrior wrote:

How the fuck is this an aardvark?

He did'nt always look like that.

At 9/29/09 02:00 AM, Evark wrote:

I think you should text him that even if he doesn't text or call you.

This. Take charge and end this.

:: Age/Gender: 13, Male

Moving on.

This made me laugh for some reason. I don't know why, but thanks for the pick-me-up

At 9/10/09 11:42 PM, EyeLovePoozy wrote: This shit reeks of an "I'm back" thread. Is that the case?

It looks that way.....

Here's mine.

Well, at least it's not another "Obama is the antichrist" accusation.

At 8/31/09 12:38 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote:

Iron Man 2 will be about Tony Stark and Potter getting married or some shit.

Sorry, but I fail to see the relation between Harry Potter and Disney.

At 8/30/09 11:19 PM, chickenpenus wrote: vampires!!!

Let's hope he dosen't start sparkling.

Just show up randomly, walk in, make yourself at home and see what happens. If lulz ensue take pics.

They will remember how people didn't use the search bar.

I blame your mother for making you go outside.

At 8/21/09 06:32 PM, Animatigo wrote: Has anybody thought of going to 4chan and seeing what they have to do with this viral marketing thing?

That facebook post is related to a thread in /x/. It's a group of people who believe all of this. Or at least pretend to.

I'm sorry or your loss, man. You should go pay respects.

Does anyone remember in the first one, where Jazz is the only autobot to die?
He was also the only one with a black persona. Coincidence?

At 8/16/09 11:19 PM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 8/16/09 09:20 PM, DaMiStudios wrote: how to get laid, any ideas?

Well I'm pretty sure you have to put your penis in a vagina.

I was about to say that. lulz

Boomers?

At 8/16/09 03:02 PM, doctorjmcgee wrote:

At 8/16/09 02:53 PM, Doodoodoodoodoo wrote: I am going to blow up Earth before 2012!

authorities are being contacted

That's it, I'm leaving!

Fuck this place!

Marylin Manson - Antichrist Superstar

And that was not from google.

At 8/5/09 08:50 PM, BMXRifle wrote: I lol'd

I came!

and another:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: f
You: u?
Stranger: m
You: kewl
Stranger: age?
You: 14
You: u?

Stranger: 13
Stranger: cool
You: nice
Stranger: location?
You: usa
You: u?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: what state?
You: Navada
You: u?
You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal
Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]

Stranger: Texas
You: cool
You: i like tx ;)
Stranger: why did it come up with registered sex offender?
You: what?
Stranger: heres what it randomly came up with :[OMEGLE NOTICE: This message has been sent to inform you that the person with whom you are chatting is a registered sex offender under United States Federal
Law. Please use caution when distributing personal information to this individual]

You: Im not sure why that happened
You: .....
Stranger: okay then.....are u sure your not a sex offender? and lying to me about age?
You: Tell you what, we can meet in person. Then you will see im for real
You: Id like to meet you ;)
Stranger: u bastard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hey there
Stranger: Hey :D
You: So....
You: Your a sex offender?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: It's not what you think!
You: What is it?
Stranger: I'm not a sex offender. :O
Stranger: I just walked out of the house naked
Stranger: I was drunk and there happened to be little kids around
You: I got this message: '[Omegle is required by law to tell you that you are chatting with a registered sex offender]"
Stranger: Really? o_o
You: yup
You: sex offenders make me horny
Stranger: Oh baby
You: Gonna raep me?
Stranger: It's not rape if you're willing babe.
You: Oh believe me, I WILL scream for help ;)
Stranger: That's how I like it.
You: ewww, sicko ;)
You: SCREEN CAPTURE FOR NEWGROUNDS
Stranger: Have fun.
Stranger: Can't wait to see this for newgrounds
Stranger: love that website
You have disconnected.

Fun times.

Did the FDA take a day off?

At 7/27/09 01:19 AM, TheBigGoose91 wrote:
YOu sir. are the man

Why thank you.

At 7/27/09 12:53 AM, TheBigGoose91 wrote:
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this forum is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul.

l WANT MY SNACK PACK!