At 11/27/09 10:16 PM, Valjylmyr wrote: Oh shit, me and Twilight have the same birthday.

I am now approximately 18.2% more awesome.

Anyone who shares a birthday with Twilight is actually more like 100% less awesome.

At 11/27/09 10:03 PM, CBLStaffer wrote:

hanged out

Um... what?

He just needs some support dude. Cancer is harsh.

You're not that old of a user.

At 11/27/09 06:58 AM, Tronson wrote: I have diarrhea.

Explosive?

At 11/26/09 04:04 AM, Tykwa wrote: I joined the ranks of Stickam.

You have not joined the ranks of Stickam, you can only join after several brutal and humiliating induction ceremonies.

At 11/26/09 06:58 AM, Dapper wrote:

At 11/26/09 06:57 AM, Westies wrote: I don't know about other people, but i'm not touching that link.

What? It's just a really sad commercial on Youtube.

OMG WTF

At 11/25/09 04:26 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: You know you're too old when you have your own house.

You know you're too old when your wife won't get you your back lotion in the morning.

lol, Houston sucks balls.

Told you they'd lose.

NG dew, or Dew NG, try both.

At 11/23/09 08:59 PM, Col-Sandchez wrote: We got this random, Tanner dancing with lightsabers and axes and all kinds of shit. DON'T MISS IT.

Fuckin' A.

At 11/23/09 05:53 PM, speakerlight wrote: Fuck the space shuttles.

Aw hell.

Wtf is this even about?

It won't stop guys. Like, guys it won't stop.

This train won't stop. I said, this train won't stop anymore.

At 11/22/09 05:47 PM, Ejit wrote: Boring twats

no u

Modern mythology; Religion?

Someone should be banned for bringing this shit up every day.

The only thing we'll ever need to take away from The Simpsons is the fact that, has someone has stated earlier, liza needs braces.

And they complain when we want to see movies like Transformers, because of the girl..

At 11/19/09 10:29 PM, EJR wrote: NG Fat Camp is a lady magnet.

We've had more women in here today than any other day.

Is that even possible?

At 11/20/09 06:56 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote:

At 11/20/09 06:49 AM, HighWayStar365 wrote: So by my math, you're 10?

What?
My calculations says he's 20

1/5 is 10. Come on now that's obvious.

These things are one of the greatest things on the planet, but I realize not everyone shares the same tastes as I do. As such, I wanted to know which types of energy drinks are ng's favorite.

At 11/18/09 09:06 PM, ClockWorkYellow wrote: Dood, it's called a CONDOM!

It's a bitch for girls to put on though.

Oh fuck Maddi, how many times have I told you. So help me god if I find you have syphilis too.

Oh, Redcoin. Happy birthday fag

Why does Twlight insist on creating a topic, a terrible one at that, every single day?

Dew doesn't know...

At 11/18/09 05:21 AM, Adio wrote:

At 11/18/09 05:16 AM, Fim wrote: you know you can disable those farmville notifications right?

Still doesn't stop the mass of my 'friends' (read: people I barely knew in school, and never talk to) from being unable to type properly, and talk about the most meaningless shit.

You can uh... get rid of your friends y'know.

"I am gay"

Come on guys, let's all seddle down, and sit over there. It's time for arts and crafts.