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At 1/5/10 09:38 PM, Sds71295 wrote: why cant I own a canadian?

Because DnD is for fags >:C

when I'll find you, imma shove a keg of Molson Canadian up your pooper. ANd pour searing-hot poutine gravy on your eyeballs and nipples. Then send Stephen Harper to rape you.

Snow? In England? Where's the rain? TIME TO MELT THAT SHIT UP!!!

like 30 years ago.

let's have some coffee and watch the fuses pop.

At 1/5/10 09:29 PM, LordAdon wrote: no, im not trying to work out. IM ASKING if you know the name of these muscles. I'm looking for the name of the muscles, throught your body, that are RARELY ever used. what they're called and if they have a section in grey's anatomy. if anyone oculd help, i'd appreciate it.

Brain.

*fartfartfart*

I'd replace my large golden cylinder with a large go... Wait a second...

I C WUT U DID THAR >:C

Go for it.

At 1/3/10 04:19 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: "Respawn in 10"

That's a good epitaph for a tombstone
Or "Instead of you looking at my grave, I would have liked it to be me looking at your grave."

I think the ducks will not get there, because this thread, which obviously carried the respective subjects, has derailed. I am sorry for your loss.

At 1/2/10 09:28 PM, Intrigued wrote:

At 1/2/10 09:27 PM, Digital-Terror wrote: I'll be your friend.

Also, try taking up weed.

How does one '' Tak '' up something?

Wow. You saw the stupidity bar and said "Let's raise this shit up another notch", didn't you?

Way to go.

At 1/3/10 12:21 AM, Excursius wrote: this is STEM.

an crab.

You mean this?

Or maybe this?
...No. IT'S DEFINITELY THIS!!!

At 1/2/10 09:43 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

At 1/2/10 09:17 PM, Luis wrote: i heard peeing sitting down is gonna be the new IN thing in 2010... skinny jeans are so 2009

I'm gonna be ahead of the curve and shit standing up.

The diarrhea's gonna be the hard part when you do that.

Not if you use the secondary function of a speculum...

At 1/2/10 09:15 PM, OneWhoListens wrote:

At 1/2/10 09:10 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: The type of chocolate that comes with a woman-flavored filling, and a strawberry.

Is that pic supposed to be sexy, or disgusting? Cuz I find it a little bit of both.

Lick'er clean and tell me how you feel.

At 1/2/10 09:08 PM, Digital-Terror wrote:

At 1/2/10 08:56 PM, Cybersief wrote: no one has perfect aim. So less chance of missing.

The longer the barrel, the better the aim.

At 1/2/10 09:05 PM, Viridis wrote:

At 1/2/10 08:56 PM, Cybersief wrote: no one has perfect aim

This is a lie. I have PERFECT aim.

So, the longer the barrel, the better the aim. That means that penis size is directly proportional with accuracy of the piss stream. But that means perfect aim can only be achieved if penis length is infini- : ...OHSHIT!

At 1/2/10 09:28 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote: STEM is harder than his own cock when he's doing a woman

That was fuckin' ace right there.

At 1/2/10 05:33 AM, MonkeyV wrote: idk, maybe I'm just a pussy. But here
http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/3 00704

Well, the sound isn't scary, so that kinda narrows it down.

At 1/2/10 09:29 PM, BojackZ wrote: All of the users of 2010 come here and throw down for your hood.

Seriously well prove the rest of newgrounds WHY WERE THE BEST!

Suck on my signup date, needledick.

At 1/2/10 09:26 PM, The4thSurvivor wrote: I pretty much failed out of college, and not because I dicked around, I just could NOT do it.

Wow man. That sucks. Good luck... well, flippin' burgers I guess.

If Newgrounds had a spam forum...

If it wo... Wait, doesn't it already have one?

At 12/31/09 06:30 PM, BluePikmin wrote: Ok lets say you 2012 did really happen and millions of people died.
You are one of the few survivors.
All of the other survivors made a town.
What would be your role in that town?

Remember there is no technology at all.

Millions of people died? Well, then that would leave... dunno, billions still alive?
No need to worry.

The type of chocolate that comes with a woman-flavored filling, and a strawberry.

At 1/2/10 08:56 PM, Cybersief wrote: ... Sometimes.

WHAT? Look what's happened to you! Why you gotta hyphenate? Why you
gotta be half a man? She took away your manhood, she emasculated you good and
proper. You got some bitch's name on half your shit!

cookies for who gets it.

At 1/2/10 08:02 PM, STEM wrote:

At 1/2/10 08:00 PM, MH16 wrote: Don't attack STEM, or he'll ban the crab out of you!
HAHAHA.. Haha.. ha. -_-

My bans are crabtacular

WERE.

Admit it, you like being teased, you horny little decapod crustacean you...

At 1/2/10 03:39 PM, MercesLetifer wrote:

At 1/2/10 03:27 PM, STEM wrote:

At 1/2/10 03:16 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Did ya say crab, boy? Just point me his way.

Looks like you activated my ICE TRAP CARD

Oh shit, i'm screwed

I see you use the Praying Mantis. Your kung-fu is strong, young one. Ching-jong-hua-yooo.

Nurse, mark this thread's forehead with a red X and give it some morphine. There's nothing else we can do.

At 1/2/10 06:00 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:

At 1/2/10 03:27 PM, STEM wrote:

[...]

And then, there was only silence...

And after that, KA-BOOM-POP!!! A nuclear wasteland came along, and then Ukrainian guys found that and made a cool game out of it.
WIN.

At 1/2/10 03:27 PM, STEM wrote:

At 1/2/10 03:16 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Did ya say crab, boy? Just point me his way.

Looks like you activated my ICE TRAP CARD

Ntz ntz ntz, STEM... You never learn, do you?

And then, there was only silence...

At 1/2/10 02:22 AM, HazeStigma wrote: We all know that Stem is a ban crab, right?

Did ya say crab, boy? Just point me his way.

At 1/1/10 08:50 PM, Onyx88 wrote: because they fear
2010

Arm your nukes, the bacon is about to roll out of the grease pan!

At 12/24/09 01:04 PM, Yrtnej wrote: Let's zoom out a bit to see those sexy pecks.

Oh, he can stick his bread in my oven any day.

He sure can... In fact, he did it last night. Hope you enjoy your next 2 days' worth of bread.

At 12/30/09 08:13 PM, Jawdyn wrote: Tenner is sound.

B...Br...BR- BRUCE BANNER!!!!!!!!
HHAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!

At 12/30/09 08:47 PM, xXShortEmoKidXx wrote:

At 12/30/09 08:26 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:

*random sarcastic bullshit*

Did you EVER consider that maybe the Mayans were just a bunch of retarded fucks who couldn't predict rain if they tried? Scientists have proven that the world ISN'T going to end in 2012, just like they proved that Y2K wasn't going to happen.

Wow, man. Out of all people in this thread, I least expected YOU to not notice the colossal pile of sarcasm hiding behind those 2 lines of text. That's bad for the new year.