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At 1/13/10 02:48 AM, COMboy112 wrote: pistol on you would you still run? or laugh at them in their face?

If you ask me, 15 feet from that motherfucker, that gun can't do jack shit.

NO, YOU LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack Sparrow has obviously demonstrated here how he sniped the Titanic with his flintlock and sank it in one shot.

At 1/12/10 10:20 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: Blondi was also used for propoganda advertising how much hitler loved animals, like this picture. If there wasnt a nazi dictator there that'd be adorable.

Weeee, that text down there is in Romanian!

it means "a dog loves you as you are. adopt one now."

At 1/13/10 04:17 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: I'd be showing a smug grin too, if I'd do what he did.
Also, conspiracy alert.

operation "Ice Cube" has been uncovered.

Forgot pic. Here ya go.

I'd be showing a smug grin too, if I'd do what he did.
Also, conspiracy alert.

operation "Ice Cube" has been uncovered.

That's right, boy, you heard me!
Imma goin' fab on you motherfuckers.
Fab's awesome. So all you Darks, Evils, Neutrals and Lights can look at my huge, gargantuan neon-pink aura and slobber on your (hopefully) water-proof keyboards.

inb4 Bedn, cocks, rape, 4chan and drug abuse.

At 11/12/09 07:33 PM, letiger wrote: I mean seriously what the fuck have i been searching that would ever come out to be this

Because you're an anime-loving faggot fucker that loves to touch asian men while listening to lady Gaga.

cookie plz.

At 1/8/10 12:46 PM, gingermagicman wrote: Well, I can click my ankle.

I do that shit with my knees and wrists.

At 1/7/10 09:51 PM, Attactivist wrote:

At 1/7/10 05:21 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Goodbye friends, beer and hanging out, hello dirty diapers, constant crying and nerves.

enjoy your life as a dad.

I'm sure you know ALL about that...

I personally think it's gonna be a fucking pain at first. You'll get used to it, tho. Of course, you'll have less time for personal entertainment as you had in your pre-Dad existence. Make sure to lock the vault door, so she doesn't escape out into the world when she hits the age of 18.

At 1/7/10 08:46 PM, monopoly346 wrote:

At 1/7/10 08:43 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:

At 1/7/10 08:41 PM, monopoly346 wrote: the town ruler

And I guess that wants to point out to your name.
So no.
You can be the plumber.

lol your aim to insult me makes me laugh

I wasn't insulting you. I was picturing you looking like Mario, for no apparent reason. Does that offend, insult, sadden, anger, demoralize, incapacitate, confuse or otherwise emotionally/physically harm you? I didn't think so. Sue the democrats if you want to.

At 1/7/10 12:21 AM, STEM wrote:

At 1/7/10 12:16 AM, LeroyJ wrote: Of course we all know STEM uses head and shoulders.

You are correct! I have a dry scalp and H&S helps keep away the flakes.

Or you could wear a bag over your head, collect the flakes and feed them to your army of ban crabs. Cheap -actually, free - crab food. High-protein, also.

At 1/7/10 06:15 PM, Deathrow-cy wrote: Do you think those people "visit" heaven or hell?

Who cares? In the age of computers, I can have a digital tour of Heaven/Hell whenever I want.

At 1/7/10 08:41 PM, monopoly346 wrote: the town ruler

And I guess that wants to point out to your name.
So no.
You can be the plumber.

Goodbye friends, beer and hanging out, hello dirty diapers, constant crying and nerves.

enjoy your life as a dad.

At 1/7/10 01:13 PM, daniel123297 wrote:

At 1/7/10 01:11 PM, EpicFail wrote: You can not eat your fist, you can simply put it in your mouth.

That wouldn't fit as the thread title. So i put eat instead.

Therefore, this thread is invalid and contains misleading information. Authorities have been contacted. Prepare for extermination.

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At 1/3/10 06:14 PM, Excursius wrote: I read books. noone does that anymore

Finally. Someone who reads more than magazines and newspapers.

I also read books.
I make my own cookie batter, not squeeze it from a tube.
I make homemade shipping cream.
I use actual milk with coffee, instead of cheap substitutes.
I have, and use a VHS player.
I have, and use CD's.
I don't use my phone for Internet (not yet...)
I get kicks out of playing SNES and N64 games.
I cook most of the shit I eat.

Anywhere it wants to. Except next to the freshly-roasted lamb steak.

At 1/6/10 09:40 PM, Spunky6666 wrote: as it is seen in the Madness series.

Wow. I thought you were being serious for a sec there. You took shit from a GAME and tried to apply it to real life? How exactly is that anywhere near to reality?

Good luck dodging bullets.

At 1/6/10 02:33 PM, gingermagicman wrote: Has the BBS affected you in the Real World?

Discuss.

Yes, it's shown me that the rate of stupidity in humans is exponentially greater than what I believed it to be. Actually helped me quite alot, as I am capable demolish most people's feeble arguments regarding utterly stupid subjects, and then hit them with a cold, sarcastic bullet-point list of all their damn idiocies and mental flaws. Leaves some people quite shaken, and sifts out the true useful and intelligent people from the rest. Not that I use it too often - due to being a loner a.k.a self-sufficient person not dependent on other people's moral support and sentimentalist bullshit, the handful of friends I have completely satisfies all my social needs.

At 1/6/10 05:11 PM, Excursius wrote:

Oh, for fucks sake...

oh stop. :D

from my news post?

Why, yes of course, where else could I have found that?

I was stalking you.

for shits ang giggles :3

BIG giggles. Oh yeah.

At 1/6/10 05:48 PM, STEM wrote: Jynx

J... J-Jamoke?

I don't listen to those little shits, so I don't care. But I would be slightly more happy if they would all die of unnatural causes. Like gang-rape and getting a Cessna 152 in the head.

Purple? That looks like mashed, festering, decomposed fish offal. Oh well, as long as it tastes like ketchup.

My mom didn't get fucked. My dad is so cool, his sperm had jumpdrives.

Commencing jump in 3... 2... 1...

At 1/6/10 08:26 PM, Randomdude111 wrote: WTF?

Cyanide is bad for you.

I'd get myself an El- wait...

Wrong game.

'scuse me.

At 1/6/10 05:04 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: I'd say you better drop those blinds on yer window, Exie. Jack is getting a HARRR-don.

Oh, for fucks sake...

I'd say you better drop those blinds on yer window, Excursius. Jack is getting a HARRR-don.

At 1/6/10 04:08 PM, Saint-Jesus wrote:

At 1/5/10 09:54 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:

At 1/5/10 09:46 PM, Sds71295 wrote: Another one :)

Aaaaand that is definitely not photoshopped.

I detect your sarcasm and would like to point out that it is MS paint-ed, quality is too shite for photoshop.

HOLY FUCK, IT'S JESUS!

Quick, call Master Chief. We need big, manly explosions in the background!

But yes, you're right. Someone's too lazy to install Photoshop.

At 1/5/10 09:46 PM, Sds71295 wrote: Another one :)

Aaaaand that is definitely not photoshopped.

I already own one. And I trained him pretty fuckin' good.