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At 1/26/10 06:12 PM, StrummingLove wrote: *snip*

Wait, now I am confused. If I were to bang you, would that make me gay or not gay? I mean you ere a man but now you are a woman but still you are a man bu- ah dammit I don't get it.

My Ex The Asshole!

So, you achieved self-buttsecks?

Tell us how! For the future of humanity!

At 1/28/10 08:58 PM, letiger wrote: The question is, " Do you want an IPad or an IPod?"

I want an iBad

ooo-oooh!

Wait, when did they switch to humans?

I though they were still doing kangaroos...

At 1/28/10 04:57 PM, gingermagicman wrote: And what if the virgins are all 80 year old nuns? CONNED.
And how do you shag virgins if you're in 1000 pieces under 1000000 tons of rubble?

Good point. Once again, people need to read the fucking fine print.

At 1/29/10 12:37 AM, AlbinoJim wrote:

At 1/29/10 12:34 AM, CeilingCat wrote:

At 1/28/10 09:26 AM, BobbaQ wrote: PARTY HARD!!!

AGREED.

Why, yes.

O RLY?

At 1/29/10 09:21 AM, REDSPADES wrote: Go figure.

Yes they can... Since the internets appeared, people have evolved into pedophiles, trolls, furfags, Sonic fanboys... Isn't that evolution? That's supposed...to be...good... i guess...
*awkward silence*

QUICK, JOSEF FRITZL, SAVE THE DAY!

At 1/29/10 11:42 AM, Alphabit wrote: Sure, the graphics were nice, but the story just didn't make sense. Why the hell would civilized aliens with advanced technology let themselves be enslaved by humans;

Did you watch the movie with your fucking brain turned off?

At 1/28/10 12:22 PM, I-shade wrote:

At 1/28/10 08:35 AM, Me-Patch wrote: So you sucked his dick?

no, but i'll gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you!!!

What?

I go out and hang-glide...

Wait, wha- * BOOM!*

"Today I've had a revelation.
Today, I chose to open the door. As the old, cracked wood creaked and the now-rusty hinges scraped against each other, I saw it.
The light. I walked outside, I winced. The bright light seemed almost magical, compared with the darkness of my sanctuary. And suddenly, I felt like a new man. I could feel the airwaves around me, smell the scents of grass, I could feel each individual photon bombard my skin! It was a feeling like no other. Slowly and carefully, I examined the area. I touched and smelled everything. I saw things unimaginable, things that only the BBS myths ever spoke of... Trees... Grass... That bright light called the sun... I saw other people! I've never felt so invigorated, so alive. After hours of bliss and exploration, I walked back into my sanctuary - only this time, my perspective was changed. From the once great place it was, now it looked like a dark, decrepit wreck. The lack of light never bothered me as it did now. I went to the computer, now an unsightly, loud apparatus instead of the majestic and powerful instrument it once was.
And so, I came to my decision.
This, Newgrounds, is my last post. My time has come to rise from the underworld and join the ranks of the earth-walkers.
Today, I am a new man.
Today, I have what I've never had before.
A LIFE.

Goodbye and Farewell, my dear friends."

At 1/28/10 10:36 AM, lorik wrote: 42 virgins

They're only virgins once. The deal with Allah has a catch. Bet all those poor fuckers who blew themselves up for virgins are steaming right now.

That'll teach them to read the fine print too.

To quote the site:

With over 1,000 ft-lbs of torque starting at zero rpm and a 600 kW (805 hp) motor controller, the Tango : accelerates from 0-60 mph in under four seconds, finishes the standing 1/4 mile in about 12 seconds
at over 100 mph, and can reach over 130 mph with no gear shifting.

Seriously, it might be squashed, but it's pretty powerful.If it's true, this thing accelerates as fast as Lambo! Plus it's bottom-heavy so probably you can't flip it over even if you tried.

Viva la Revolucion, indeed!

At 1/28/10 07:28 AM, MAXXXPaynez wrote: i have recently build this. i'd recommend windows 7 if you have enough memory.

Is your cat built on a 32-meow architecture, or 64-meow? What version of Catdoors do you run on it?

What are you waiting for?
Do it...

DO IT!!!

At 1/14/10 10:50 PM, JeremyLokken wrote: Entire country of China donates... $1 million.

Well, someone's gotta keep the communism up and running, no? That costs money.

At 1/21/10 07:57 PM, naronic wrote: think about it.
We are the ONLY species that needs constant protection of our body to keep us alive. Even our feet can't be out.

Humans have evolved during 2 million years. Our ancestors walked barefoot on sand, rocks and whatever else. After we discovered clothing, we didn't need to walk barefoot and naked. Of course, after 5000 years worth of wearing shoes, the skin on our feet thinned out. Still, a human can walk on many surfaces without damaging his feet.

About 89% of our lives were going to spend indoors cuddled by AC and even freaking DUST FILTERS

to keep ur letle nosies from bleeding

We do that because we want. If I don't want dust in my house, I use a filter, and if I want to keep cool in the summer, I turn on the A/C. There is no weakness in that, but on the contrary - We mastered technology and that allows us to afford comforts we wouldn't have otherwise.

Any ANY animal can kill us easily with one stroke of their paws, hooves,
that's why we need to piss out and hide behind weapons all the time

One man with skill, using only his mind and a sword can kill 1000 brainwashed brutes covered in steel plate and wielding 200-pound bludgeons. Reality is the best proof that brains beats brawn. Other animals can kill us with their paws, but they don't have the power to understand our technology, and thus cannot use it, nor predict its effects. A bear needs to get within 2 meters of me in order to crush me with its paws but it lacks the mental and cognitive capacity to realize that the object I am pointing at it can instantly end its life with as little as 10 grams of metal, due to a careful application of principles discovered centuries - and even millenia - ago by my ancestors.

Hiding behind weapons is not something cowardly. It shows we have evolved from the stage of brain-bashing cavemen, and moved on into an era where we have mastered concepts of physics and chemistry, thus creating offensive and defensive equipment surpassing any animal's capabilities. If you think we should still wear leopard skins and wrestle bears, you're 10000 years late for the party.

For some reason WE are the one's that seem to catch ALL the diseases
Whether it's having sex, AIDS/HIV, to just walking out side, flu,

Having sex is not a disease, nor is walking. Animals get diseases too. We get more because we do more. A monkey is not going to naturally develop asbestos poisoning or pneumonia, or many other diseases for that fact, because it does not interact with any of those elements in its environment. A monkey sits in a tree, eats fruit and walks around, what diseases can you get from that?
What's important is that we have the ability to FIND A CURE for our diseases.
I haven't yet seen pigs try to cure swine flu.

you're standpoint?

My standpoint - you need to seriously revise your point of view. You supply erroneous data, you have half-baked ideas, and generally lack sense in your post. Have a nice day.

At 1/14/10 06:33 PM, Meepster wrote: Beastiality ftw.

Say what?

At 1/16/10 11:07 PM, korg53 wrote: If you don't like Starfucks, then change of tastes.
Try Starscream

Heeeeeeeeeeeel nah!
I want a large cup, extra-chrome, no milk, 2 spoons of carbonized computer chips.

Quick remedy right here.

I'm only accepting cash, thank you.

Bullshit, I am not paying anyone to karate-fight with Superman.

At 1/15/10 03:37 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote: Discuss.

Starbucks: Try it for the first, and last time.

Go to Second Cup instead. Better coffee, less retards.

At 1/14/10 04:50 PM, Deathrow-cy wrote:

At 1/14/10 04:48 PM, DevilDog016 wrote:

Pravda Newspaper said...

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

I see. So the moment it was born, it got immediately burned, leaving nothing behind for scientists. It was the obvious choice, no way could they have sold it to a scientific lab for gratuitous amounts of money.

True story my ass...

So you're saying, you WOULDN'T burn something like that... Just look at it goddamnit, i don't even want to get near it D:

You got it right, sport. I wouldn't burn that shit. I'd put it in a cooler box and sell it to the highest goddamn bidder. You don't throw millions of dollars and potential important scientific advances in a fucking bonfire.
Those villagers need to wind up their brains and drop the superstitious crap. If it would have been real (I doubt it) they could have been rich, and science would have been one step further.

Pravda Newspaper said...

The mutant creature was hairless. Local residents said that even dogs were afraid to approach the bizarre animal.

The locals burnt the body of the little goat, and biologists had no chance to study the rare mutation.

I see. So the moment it was born, it got immediately burned, leaving nothing behind for scientists. It was the obvious choice, no way could they have sold it to a scientific lab for gratuitous amounts of money.

True story my ass...

Put infrasound tracks in your media player, turn the speakers at the max, and try to lick the stuff off the speakers.

Tell me what happens, I'm curious.

Get another one that says: "I survived LOLschwitz. It was a laugh!"

Well, with an epicentre 10 kilometers from the capital and cheap-ass rickety buildings, it was expected, Give them enough time (and rope) and they'll rebuild every single shack in that place.

Life's brutal. Tough luck.

At 1/10/10 09:27 AM, DaboyzofWexford wrote: Also, would tom be Lucas And Wade Be Moriarty?

Tom is white. So bring lots of shoe cream.
Wade can be Moriarty.
Jade can be the brahmin that sits next to the water pipes.