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At 2/12/10 12:11 PM, Saxturbation wrote:

At 2/12/10 12:10 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: One tank can be demolished by 100 soldiers. Greatness does not stand in individual size. Many are powerful, and all together they are invincible.

Psh don't piss on my parade.

May I please have a bucket, so I can divert the stream of urine?

At 2/12/10 11:46 AM, Saxturbation wrote: It will be made known that I will fight until justice is served. Hell, it should have been done long ago. I will fight until...

The fun sized candy bar is the size of a loaf of bread :)

One tank can be demolished by 100 soldiers. Greatness does not stand in individual size. Many are powerful, and all together they are invincible.

At 2/12/10 10:52 AM, Sheizenhammer wrote: It sounds like you're describing sleep spindles: sudden spikes in brain activity just when you start to fall asleep. They often result in involuntary physical movements, i.e. jolts or twitches.

I have those from time to time. I just wake up and kick one of my legs so hard I almost rip it out of its socket. It's pretty funny but also a bit "WTF?"...

At 2/12/10 03:16 AM, simon wrote: The tall old man in the black suit with a top hat is one of the most common experiences of a negative presence out there.

I knew it. I fucking knew there was something wrong about Monopoly!

NEEDS MOAR OSAMAZ AN TERRUHRISM!!!

Just tell me if I'm over-doing it.

At 2/11/10 03:31 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: woah woah woah...
SNOW...
in TEXAS...? I didn't think snow went that near the equator!

Washington D.C.'s having a nuclear winter.

At 2/10/10 10:57 PM, Kyrbz wrote:

At 2/10/10 10:53 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Too early?

9 fucking years is long enough for us Americans to be bitching about it.

Oil prices are getting higher. The public needs more incentives to support the "war against terror". And everyone knows that hitting the dog only makes it angrier.

At 2/9/10 10:58 AM, Alphabit wrote: To start things off, here's how I would rate pope Benedict based on the appended photo:

pope Bene - wait, who?

Too early?

I would have came and extinguished the house, but the firetruck caught on fire while I was on the way.

SORY GUISE :'C

At 2/10/10 04:59 PM, ActualOccurences wrote: After shoveling a bunch of snow off my driveway i had a gigantic pile of snow next to it. so i made an igloo out of it. here is a picture of the mound i built the igloo into

Too late, the baby died.

At 2/10/10 04:05 PM, robin1232 wrote: 1. take shotgun
2. fire wildly into the sky
3. ???
4. profit!!!

He can't, because the pussies in Washington are too afraid to shoot the birds because the Indians will come and fucking scalp their dicks' heads. Because crows are the vessels in which spirits of dead Native Indians travel after their bodies explode into a massive nuclear explosion followed by an unexplicable 1-year-long hyper acid trip triggered by pink elephants.
So no.

I'd go buy a shitload of cans and water, then nail plywood panels over all my windows if I were him.

Another day of kicking ass in Grandma's calendar.

Bingo tonight!

I'd haunt all of you fuckers.

Then I'd haunt a sex shop. Or Disneyland.

At 2/8/10 01:57 PM, CashClock wrote:

At 2/8/10 01:42 PM, shippo13 wrote: As long as you love ther person you will have a lot of fun. If she is a vergin to I recomend lots of lube ;)

Have fun and welcome to the world of the sexualy active.

USE A CONDOM NO MATTER WHAT!

A real man uses a plastic bag.

Chuck Norris uses a roll of barbed wire.

At 2/8/10 03:51 PM, SaBErT00thedT0Ad wrote: . . . to downoad off of swfchan?

As long as it ends in "chan", it's only safe to...

I am scared now.

Locally grown foods, you say?

Now you have to actually WORK to get to your fucking candy. Don't worry, you'll get nice biceps in about 200 years.

Wow.

This thread has degenerated into something filled with cheap stereotypes.

INB4 NUKEZ AND BIG GUNZ - oh wait, it just happened 1000 times in the last 2 pages.

I'm waiting to record the TOD...

At 1/20/10 12:50 AM, irishiweredrunk wrote: So what's next?

What do you mean, what's fucking next? We haven't fought in space yet, have we?

Heavy artillery's here, boss...

And the irony is, there are more Japanese cars in the U.S. than there are American.

Tactical victory. Would like to see what happens when Honda, Hyundai and Toyota stop sending replacement parts. I would laugh.

At 1/15/10 06:43 PM, Poonmonkey1 wrote: They left out my favorite one...
If you break someone's nose, shove the bridge of the nose back into their head. It goes into the brain and causes death.

Did you even read the thing? It's the second fucking thing in the list...
The summit of the nose is what you're talking about. Get your shit straight.

A black guy named Abraham Shakespeare.

Go figure.

At 1/29/10 12:42 AM, HazeStigma wrote: Well, me and my father had a relationship, canoodled and then she was preggerz with me.

I'm pretty sure I'm not drunk or stoned or both, so it must be you who typed that wrong.

A G36C, slap a red-dot sight and a silencer on it, pack it with some nice blue giftwrap and send it to my house together with 3000 bullets.

At 1/29/10 08:56 PM, TAUfanatic wrote: what the fuck?!?!?!?!

Hey, boys! I think we've got one of them queers here!

Australia bans life, because sex happens in it.

At 1/29/10 07:47 PM, StrummingLove wrote: I kept my dick but I am castrated, no testicles. It happens chemically but my scrotum has been removed. So it's just a dick.

If you have boobs, it's okay

i guess.