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Cool! Now try with a fork, a knife, and a leaf rake!

-Like Elvis Presley, having a heart attack while shitting.
-Shaving and suddely having a seizure resulting in slitting your throat with the razorblade.
-Slipping on shit and falling head-first on a 4-inch industrial-sized nail.
-Tripping on your underpants and falling 20 floors from your condo penthouse.
-Being stopped for drunk driving and getting run over by another drunk driver while doing the straight walk test.
-Dropping your wedding ring in a grass mulcher and instinctively reaching after it.
-Getting shot while pissing.

more to come, i'm out of ideas for now.

Yes friend, I have Halo 2 on WinXP and finished it 3 times with no problems...

I'd pin you to a wall and punch you in the sack until it either falls off or you die of massive pain and shock.

-The way some people have developed a "group mind" moving like herds of animals, and if they are separated they become unable to sustain themselves;
-Pop, punk, emo, R&B, rap;
-3rd world countries who leech others' resources like hungry maggots;
-Bisexuals;
-Overpopulation;
-Cheaply made products.

I use one to write letters with it. Has a different feel to it than the ballpoint pens.

I agree. We live in America, shouldn't we care more about our economy, our culture, the rising oil prices, our homeland security instead of wasting money on food supplies for some guys in Africa who don't help us in any way? We send food and supplies into middle-east countries to help them. What's our reward? They smash a couple of Boeings into the WTC. We got to this level because we had to work for our food and shelter. Back in Africa, aborigenes are killing each other and spending time worshipping some "elemental spirit" or whatever shit; that's not America, so why should we car? Do you see Japan, Germany, Poland, Sweden or any other country sending in shitloads of stuff over to the desert just to look good?

At 9/2/08 11:58 AM, Saruman200 wrote: People think the world will end on 2012. Guess what, it won't. People think the world will end because the scientific experiment your talking about. Guess what, it won't.

The mayan calendar ends on Dec. 24 2012. Those guys were on to something maybe

The TAC Cannon -- The world's first handheld tactical nuclear device, fires a mini nuclear shell that causes extreme damage on a local scale;
Flak Gun -- Detonates a flak shell in its barrel, blasting out large amounts of shrapnel over a small area;
Stinger Minigun -- Fires unprocessed Tarydium crystals at a fast rate, riddling the target with sharp crystals;
Gauss Gun -- Using powerful electromagnets, it hyper-accelerates projectiles to near light-speed. Penetrates every material known to man, and upon impact the projectile generates an EMP shockwave that disables any electronic devices on a small area;
Singularity Cannon -- Fires a miniatural black hole at the target. The black hole sucks in anything in the vicinity from trees to buildings, then collapses into itself after the area is stripped bare;
Mollecular Arrestor -- Absorbs moisture from the air to create ice shards which then are fired at the target with great velocity.
and finally...
Ion Cannon -- Fires beams of ions at the target, generating massive damage on a large scale, and the ensuing EMP blast disables all electronics on a large scale.

Far Cry
Crysis
Call of Duty 2
Call of Duty 4
Halo: Combat Evolved
Halo 2
Halo 3
Unreal Tournament series
The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion(and the expansions)
Assasins' Creed
Kane and Lynch: Dead Men
And who could forget Mario...

Great. I got RickRolled by a comic book page. I lived through this one as well.
Meh, Rick's OK, not a bad singer.

"I need a ride to the morgue that's what 911 is for, so tag my toe and don't forget to close the drawer!"
Skin o' My Teeth -- Megadeth

So that means I'm 15, 20, 18, 26 and awesome?

At 7/7/06 01:49 PM, thedemonservant wrote: a church that i was helpiong fix the roof

Guess what...you ain't goin' to heaven anymore!

Dan.

Well if you're in the middle of a busy street you can't just stop and talk, it's like driving on a full highway and grinding to a halt in the middle of it; you will generate a possible pile-up of people, and coarse language or/and violence could ensue. So most "passing-by" conversations tend to be useless and have pretty idiotical endings.