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the wedding song

At 5/30/09 05:12 AM, Sirtom39 wrote:

At 5/30/09 05:09 AM, MercatorMap wrote:

At 5/30/09 05:08 AM, Sirtom39 wrote:

At 5/30/09 05:02 AM, Maximus wrote: If you get one from "Sirtom 39" about a new SWF decompiler.

It's most likely a virus.

You mean Sirtom93? I think you made a typing mistake there.

I do believe that you are a piss poor troll.

Successful troll.

Don't listen to this mofo, he's Sirtom93's advanced cybernetic SkyNet-like alt!!! And he is using subliminal messages to manipulate you in telling him how to buy petrol!!!

You will never lay hands on our highly-flammable hydrocarbon mixtures!

At 5/24/09 04:30 AM, blah569 wrote: I wanted to experiment with it on a test computer, and here is what it does:

Be careful with it though!

Cannot open Control Panel, Taskmanager, Msconfig, Services, or Regedit.

Cannot use system recovery.

Cannot use Antivirus software.

Can I still use a sledgehammer as a last resort?

D:

At 6/13/09 05:22 PM, Brick-top wrote: Thoughts?

Enjoy your last party. because that wedding ring will seal your fate.

We Wish You a Happy Stay in Shitworld

Go on the altar with your shirt ripped off, your hair frizzled up, and your whole face and chest smeared in cake, and abuse the priest.

At 6/13/09 05:56 AM, elace wrote: the only knives i own i need for hunting

~~ or do i

Shave that hair and you'll look like fuckin' Gomer Pyle from FMJ. Not a good combo when trying to show off your blade skills.

Returning to the subject of the thread, yes I do carry around a switchblade (pretty sharp, I use it as an all-round handy cutter, will cut everything from paper to steaks to my desk). I also have at home 4 lengths of chain: 2 lengths of roller chain, one standard and one with diamond-shaped link pins. I could also use the meat tenderizing mallet as a weapon but that would be quite stupid. Other than that I'm planning to get some machetes, those thing are devastating in close combat. Might invest in a gun later on although I think I'll have problems with the psychological exam before - I'm one sick-minded violence-loving bastard - so meh.

Romania mo'fucker, if you don't have atleast one knife on you, you gonna get raped! And I am dead serious.

At 6/13/09 01:27 AM, esko-man wrote: Try hanging yourself from the ceiling fan but fail! You'll be the talk of the lunchroom!

I bet $10 he'll actually die, and 2 weeks later his putrid, decomposing corpse will still be circling around tied to the ceiling fan and noone will notice.

At 6/12/09 04:45 PM, IceFireMudDragon wrote: Fuck, if a tiny ass speck of rock made a foot crater, imagine what a meteorite the size of a boulder would make.

OOOOH....FUCK.

You mean this?

I haven't got anything on you for watching furry porn - I actually watch some from time to time, it's strangely interesting. But dude... you fucked a GUY. There aren't supposed to be 2 dicks in one bed, unless somehow they're both your own. That's the REAL problem here, not watching furry or whatever. Dump kyle, stop backdoor-banging and dunno, get some hetero furry off the internetz, if I correctly understood that you like furries. Boobies = fun.

At 6/12/09 02:39 PM, Skwurll wrote:

At 6/12/09 02:34 PM, xports wrote:
Discuss how lucky this boy is.

Yes, because getting hit by a rock from outer space makes you "lucky"

a lucky person wouldn't have gotten hit

Remember what happened 65 million years ago? Have you seen the Armageddon movie? That dujde is one lucky bastard to survive such a thing. After all, luck also affects one's ability to evade dangerous situations.

Did I just hear someone shout "Allahu Akbar"?

No offense to the good muslims

At 6/12/09 12:53 AM, Infinite-one wrote: Fuck, I hope not.

And surely most of you will have something better to do by that time, right? Right?

Look at your name and your level icon. The chains of fate bound you to stay on NG forever, fighting against waves of noobs, furries and homos!!!

And so it shall be, for it hath been envisioned.

BRITISH TERMINATORS OH FUCK

At 6/11/09 05:06 PM, therealanimator wrote: this is fake sorry but i can smell a fake here.

Exactly, I didn't see a trace of Tom Fulp masturbating at the destruction!

YOU BIG FAT PHONY!!! >:C

Happy birthday dude! How could I forget your birthday?

WAIT
WHo the hell are you? O_o

At 6/8/09 06:05 AM, EddyDTheDuck wrote: England is such an overcast, overrated, shitty little hellhole of a nation, and the sooner I can move away the better.

You should listen to this.

At 6/8/09 07:20 AM, HappyYeti wrote: cow farts produce 2/3 of all greenhouse gasses

Yes, and we eat the cows and the farting stops. What's your problem?

Wait, thats a basement...

Goddammit. I'm from Europe, we don't have basements like that out here.

At 6/6/09 12:18 AM, igott wrote:

FACE. OF. EVIL.

Femdom, anyone?

Hurr hurr. The head pos and the look are typical, seen that up-to-no-good look in dogs' eyes before...

Also WTF is wrong with your kitchen (if it's yours)? Scrub it up a little...

MOAR

Ozzy rules, period. Guy's a total nut but he's got awesome music.

Also, fuck kermit.

So, I guess he doesn't like your mother anymore? Or your testicular fortitude inclines you to remove any other fappers in your house so that you may be the one and only alpha fapper?

() Marge and Homer split up because Homer really was Tom Fulp.
()Marge meets a man who is a cadny stealer and forms a bond with him
()The man is voiced by guest star Stephen William Hawking.
()SUB PLOT A. Bart gets a job as a gloryhole tester.
()SUB PLOT B. Lisa attempts to save Mr. Flanders from his enraged boys that are trying to rape him and rub their dicks on his stuffy moustache.
()In a last ditch effort, Homer wins back Marge by ejaculating in her hair while belching at Bedn.

Your threadda is so boring it needs locking.

At 6/5/09 06:07 AM, squidly wrote:

At 6/4/09 06:24 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: no comment.

That's stolen, you didn't make it.

read. my. OTHER. effin. post.

hmmm

At 6/4/09 07:47 PM, iwantbrainz wrote:

At 6/4/09 06:24 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: no comment.

you got thatz off google lol

So what, google is supposed to aid everyone in times of need and in desperate situations. Kinda like Vault-Tec from Fallout 3.

At 6/4/09 08:00 PM, IWasBanned wrote:

At 6/4/09 07:57 PM, Ultor wrote: Try reinstalling the drivers or doing a reformat and repeating the last step something is corrupting it it sounds like.

Can't, the drivers i need aren't supported by Vista, so i can't download em.

format your PC and revert to XP. Vista sucks chimpanzee balls, no matter what.

At 6/4/09 12:42 AM, Jon4life wrote: I went over to my friends house and she got hooked up with some really dank cocaine. I snorted it about a half hour ago and I feel really good right now. I snorted about 3 lines or so with a $100 bill.

Happy withdrawal. Snort more and you'll see how fun it is to scream from the top of your lungs for a bit more, just to dim the excruciating pain.

no comment.