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At 6/5/10 01:08 PM, EDDDDDDDDD wrote: Do it? Should I do it? What if something made by trolls pops up.

What are you waiting for... Do it.
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DOOO IIIIT!!!!

At 6/4/10 07:05 PM, HecticCircleCrap wrote:

At 6/4/10 07:02 PM, SmartNoob wrote: Is the book going to be radioactive?

Of course.

Why else would it come in this very uninteresting-looking briefcase?

At 6/4/10 05:24 PM, LazyMe wrote:

You know, i've been playing "Borderlands" for a while, i found it was a good game and i had fun on it.. until i was disgusted by the nasty porno scene that was presented to me when i met Rakk Hive : one of the bosses of the game.

Vagina face or not, seeing one still makes my hairs stand on end.

Sorry bad my english, i ham france.

I ate a great ham omelet in Paris once. It was crispy and flavorful.

Gordon Freeman?
...
I found him dead in a tunnel.
Looks like saving the world doesn't pay as good as you think.

At 6/4/10 05:28 PM, ActualOccurences wrote:

At 6/4/10 05:28 PM, SpeeDDemon13431 wrote: it says 1,770 on your page for me.

Not for me look here.

Why are you complaining? YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE TO HAVE A RANK OF ZERO.
We mere mortals only have positive numbers.

At 6/1/10 07:50 PM, NinjaDonut wrote:

At 6/1/10 12:51 PM, Ass-Crumb wrote: To me, Poozy is an INTERNET MODERATOR.

Yep, he is definitely an INTERNET MODERATOR.

HE ISA ALSO A MODERNET INTERNATOR!!!

Can't get better than this.

At 6/1/10 08:44 PM, LepyThedinosuar wrote: Flock 4 ever

Who the fuck are you? Where the fuck do you think you are?

GTFO

At 6/1/10 12:37 PM, RiechReborn wrote: *whine whine whine*

I bet you're just pissed off because you spelled "Reich" wrong in your name, then realized how big of an idiot you are, then you begged Poozy for a name-change but you sucked so bad at being intelligent that he rejected you.

At 5/31/10 10:11 PM, Agl1431 wrote:

At 5/31/10 10:10 PM, TOEZ wrote: In before "he loses his marbles" joke.

It's Inb4.

STFU noob.

And, also, damn! That's a long-lasting hobby.

At 5/31/10 05:49 PM, slingshot14 wrote: I own a bunch of comics. I love comics. So very much.

I'm gay for Hulk

Iron Man memorabilia.

I'm gay for Tony Stark AKA Iron Man.

I wonder if the nickname "Iron Man" stands for something else apart from the suit...

In God We Trust

E Pretzelus, Chokeum.

At 5/31/10 06:26 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Squid have TEN ARMS. Two long grabbing arms, and EIGHT HOLDING ARMS. That's not counting suckers, of which they have varying numbers. Human beings have achieved all their greatness with only TWO arms, and best estimates say we've only managed it for the past million years AT BEST.

Ten arms < underwater-detonated nuclear devices. Squid can go ahead and suck me.

Jesus... How fucking deep is that thing?

Sinkholes genuinely frighten me.

He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.

That's it, I'm never doing shrooms in my fucking life.

That is a cute little dog. Mine died 11 days ago... she was 15.

For names, you could try Snowy or Vanilla. I don't know, I just think they sound good for her.

I think that Canada should cut down on the liberal immigration laws. Especially from the Middle/Far East. I don't mean those people are not to be welcome here (I immigrated to Canada myself - well, from Romania, not Asia) but still, when Toronto has more foreign citizens than it has Canadians, that gives you something to think about.

People from Asia and the Middle East are immigrating here in masses, and not always legally. When I checked the immigration list for the, I was one of only a handful of Europeans from a huge list of mostly Asian and Indian people.

At 5/31/10 02:01 PM, iBagel wrote: Someone were exposed to just enough radiation that it wouldn't kill them, but they would adapt to it? And once they were adapted, could you expose them to more until they adapted to that? It's been a lingering question in my mind lately. So, what do you think?

Technically, it should be possible. Exposure to radiation can alter the structure and behavior of some cells, although the outcome is generally negative - abnormal growth of bones and tissue, deformed or incomplete body parts, unusual arrangement of certain bones and/or organs, and so forth. For example, people exposed to the iodine isotope I-131 suffered from abnormal thyroid behavior and even cancer.

So, in conclusion, yes, any living being will have the chance to suffer mutations when exposed to radioactive materials. Only rarely will a mutation be beneficial, but if it is, it could get passed on to the children of that human (although it can't be made sure of it, the offspring could suffer from detrimental mutations) and after several generations, if only the beneficial mutation has been passed on, these relatives of the irradiated person will have certain enhanced capabilities.

At 5/30/10 08:27 PM, Riftcrawler wrote: well this is just awful.

Wow, that was somethin'

At 5/30/10 08:58 PM, ngmastah wrote: My friend sent me a link to this pic, scared the shit out of me. Is this fucking thing real? If so, source?

Algae brought on by the tide. A big lot of little red aquatic vegetation.
Squishy, slightly slimy, and a damn bugger when you try to swim.
Did you know algae are a good source of nutrients and mineral salts? Dig in.

At 5/30/10 07:47 PM, MasterOfAssassins wrote: actually, I may not wi but whatever.

I'm the one with the retarded smile

this was like... a year ago.

You mean the one that vaguely looks like Princess Fiona from Shreak?

I'm utterly confused. Although the picture contains boobs.

At 5/30/10 03:40 PM, JmdMagic wrote: A NEW CHALLENGER IS APPROACHING!!

A NEWER CHALLENGER IS APPROACHING!!!

At 5/30/10 04:06 AM, FireWOLF109 wrote: letley i've been getting the need to watch people die on movies like final destination, and i've been having dreams of people dieing and when i check the news... the person died of the same thing i've dreamed... can anyone help?

You're a shitty-ass poser who can't make up a good story.

boo hoo fucking hoo.

At 5/30/10 02:32 PM, DarkTogepiX wrote: So I ask you straight guys of Newgrounds. How do you bear kissing girls? Any tips that will make the experience not nauseating for me?

I don't know. I believe it has something to do with the fact that I am not a faggot.

But that's just me.

:At 5/30/10 01:29 PM, liljim wrote:

At 5/30/10 01:15 PM, citricsquid wrote: At 5/30/10 01:17 PM, eece wrote: At 5/30/10 01:18 PM, dontBanMeBanThatGuy wrote: At 5/30/10 01:24 PM, bassoon wrote: At 5/30/10 01:25 PM, juxtapo wrote: At 5/30/10 01:27 PM, turboNEGROID wrote:

it's because the admins don't care about the audio portal

Enjoy your two month hiatus, fellas.

D'oh! So close to becoming Newgrounds' own trademark meme!
NICE JOB LILJIM YOU RUINED IT ALL!

starts sobbing

At 5/30/10 12:38 PM, eddyhavok wrote: i want to upload music on here but ive yet to be approved, i waited patiently for like two weeks and now its almost four, this really sucks.

You've been here for 7 days. When the fuck did you upload stuff 2 weeks ago if you didn't even exist?

You are a bad boy. Santa Claus will rape you with a giant flaming acacia tree.

At 5/30/10 03:27 PM, NOGOODNAME1234 wrote: I walked into my roommate masturbating almost naked

How big is your roommate?
Which one of you was going solo?

At 5/30/10 03:38 PM, Dugh wrote: LINK

Saxophone guy from Moldova FTW!

Nah, he's too cool for that.

Moldova and Romania FTW!

At 5/28/10 05:46 PM, InternetExplorer8 wrote: But. I grew up with all of you. None of you even knew about things like other browsers until maybe 3 years ago.

Oh how the times have changed.

Don't worry, IE8. I still use you. You're still my best friend.

At 5/29/10 11:03 PM, Thechickensparta wrote:

At 5/29/10 11:01 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: As The Shattered Souls Lie Dying...

wait, that's more death metal than emo.

more like shitty metalcore.

Could be both. Both genres are magnificent turds.