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At 6/16/10 07:13 PM, ngmastah wrote:

At 6/16/10 07:11 PM, Boss wrote: this appears to be a photograph of a man swimming with goggles on in water with oil in it.

Kind of looks like feces.

Oil is rotten dinosaur juice stewing underground for millions of years.

figure that out.

At 6/16/10 06:50 PM, SeanJoystixx wrote: I think I would yeah, even if I only a little fresh. Its not really gay since its him doing the sucking.

Your username is Sean Joystixx.

You're bound to be some other guy's cock warmer.

STOP!

HAMMER TIME!

At 6/16/10 06:46 PM, Sweeper128 wrote: Voldemort. And since Harry beat Voldemort, Harry wins this by default.

FOOT FETISH

South Africa failed.

At 6/16/10 04:30 PM, TomBulp wrote: Barack Obama! A black man! With a black name!

Whatchu talkin' about, TomBulp?!?

Well, apart from ion particle thrusters, we currently have no method of propulsion for our "star ships" a.k.a Space Shuttles. And the ion thrusters are SLOW. Very slow. In the range of milli-newtons of thrust.
Right now, space agencies are cooperating in the development of MPDT's which will replace ion thrusters soon enough, and use an electromagnetically accelerated stream of plasma to provide mega-newtons of thrust. But they require an immense power source, which simply can't be fitted on any spacecraft now in order to provide continuous operational status - the only MPDT ever used in space had to be fired in pulse mode, so the powerplant had time to recharge. But yes, it is one step further to advanced space travel and exploration.

Even if we did have advanced propulsion systems, we are still a long way from creating a fully-functional space vessel capable of sustaining a few hundred people for a few months/years, let alone one that can literally go where no man has ever gone before.

God, am I a geek.

Anyways, we're moving forward nonetheless. I hope I'm going to be alive when the first men land on Mars or go to explore the Asteroid Belt. But wormholes and sub-space travel? Not yet. We haven't even sorted out our LHC yet.

BTW: Pluto's orbit and Neptune's orbit intertwine, has anyone else noticed the possibilities there?

You could use Pluto as system-edge outpost and comms center, and from Neptune's atmosphere we can extract methane for heating purposes, and hydrogen - if we can develop any advanced engines that can effectively use it to produce generous thrust.

At 12/12/09 01:10 PM, Grizzli wrote: The big one is so sharp, even touch the edge and it will give you the nastiest papercut of your life.

I don't even need to get closer than one kilometer to you.

At 6/14/10 10:46 PM, chiefindomer wrote:

Has anything like this ever happened to any of you? Have you ever just gotten freaked out over nothing?

Yeah, one time a few years ago there was a pretty bad epidemic in Toronto. It was mayhem. I heard some noises downstairs and thought there was a burglar in my house.

Proved out there were just a couple of zombies. I felt really stupid after bashing their brains out with a hammer.

At 6/15/10 08:23 PM, Kalandro wrote: WOULD YA LOOK AT THAT!

A MOLE

6.022 x 10^23

I win.

At 6/15/10 08:53 PM, Larvae wrote: MAN! Imagine the fucking sea creatures there!

Go to Seaworld instead.

At 6/15/10 01:13 PM, ThoseSwellNachos wrote:

You guys try it. Anyone care to explain?

I see something else. Nevertheless, it's still unexplainable and rather odd.

Enhanced picture added for your convenience.

Who knew Poseidon was into polar bears?

At 6/15/10 03:17 AM, Danny88 wrote: Good, you don't want to see it.

For crying out loud, stop holding onto your balls and let them drop!

I have an idea.

But it is difficult, because it involves American politicians dropping their star-spangled egos for a few weeks and using the proven, Russian method of solving these issues. Russia has used very small nuclear devices to seal underwater oil/gas leaks, and in all 5 instances the detonation sealed the drilled well without causing any more damage.

So yeah, let's just use a method that's been proven to work, instead of building gigantic steel boxes, using a plethora of other toxic chemicals and making futile attempts at collecting minuscule amounts of oil using floating foam tubing, polystyrene spheres and other crap that is obviously doing far LESS than it advertises.

Setting the oil slick on fire as it approaches the coastline? Nice, one miscalculation and you'll have BURNING, oil-covered shorelines. What a great idea. What did you say your CO2 foot print was, again?

Pumpinggolf balls, mud and steel wire into the well's surface valve? I'd rather pump some intelligence quotient points into my brain if I were one of the people desperately clinging to these ridiculous, laughable methods of solving what possibly is the Chernobyl of oil industry.

I acknowledge that there is a respectable international effort regarding the control and eradication of the oil spill, as well as protection of the environment from crude oil pollution, but sometimes you have to stick with what has been proven to work in the past. Looking for new, overly-complicated ideas isn't always the best solution.

Well, I'd only play it on my iPod, with headphones. No use maikng noise to attract attention.

If I'm not shooting things or reading through the few books I take with me, I'd be listening to a wide variety of music I have on my iPod.
I would raid my local Home Depot/Canadian Tire and obtain enough materials and tools to fabricate a solar-powered iPod charger.

At 6/11/10 05:49 PM, Damien wrote: I'd smear it all over the place. Until it transformed from shit into a wallpaper.

A...A...
...Alfred?

At 6/11/10 01:07 PM, Strength wrote: what i mean is, rather than raping your victim, he's going to make you rape him, which is like a double rape? but how the fuck does that work?

SAY WHAAAAAAA?

At 6/11/10 04:31 AM, whatty wrote: I'm a little scared tbh, and this has helped distract me.

Get to the nearest cineplex and dance one song on the DDR machine. Film it. Upload it on Youtube.

If you succeed, I will call the police and say I forced you to take the drugs.

I have one toilet roll equipped and 3 more on standby.

I never run out of toilet paper. NEVER.

Really, I did it in Paint. No kidding.

you can see how I used the airbrush tool.

At 6/8/10 07:14 PM, BAKEdLays wrote:

At 6/8/10 07:12 PM, Yourmomsuckedme wrote:

At 6/8/10 07:11 PM, BAKEdLays wrote:

At 6/8/10 07:09 PM, HighWayStar365 wrote:

I win

lolololol

No you don't.

At 6/7/10 06:23 PM, Kittykylie wrote: Yes, i cant stop eating junk!! ever since ive found out that somethings wrong with my cursed body i keep shovelling my face! Im eating as we type...

Awwwww...

Here's a complimentary tub of lard, to make you happy.

I would be richer than I am.

At 6/8/10 07:07 PM, YoungAndWise wrote: This is my stalker

Correction, that WAS your stalker.

At 6/5/10 10:04 PM, akmeteor wrote:

At 6/5/10 08:22 PM, walterwagner wrote: The Deagal cause it can fire most rounds :D

The Desert Eagle can only fire .45 or .50 if you switch the barrel.

Also, Deagle rounds are nearly $30 a round. Not even a box a ROUND!

What the fuck are you buying, gold-plated, fin-stabilized 1-ton nuclear yield bullets?

At 6/7/10 07:36 PM, soulblud wrote: The Coonan .357.

Why?

Because it has my last name.

Wow, ANOTHER Colt M1911 knockoff?

looks nice though.

At 6/5/10 10:50 PM, quagmire690 wrote: the 600 nitro express pistol.

Because, obviously, you are not trying to compensate for anything at all if you own such a hand-cannon.

Disclaimer: This video is for comedy and entertainment purposes only and it's not meant to offend anyone. Due to the mature nature of this content, viewer discretion is advised.

And I can see most of his points. I can authenticate so far 8 of his 12 "fuck yous", including the blams, the play buttons and the fucking flash reviews' troll-fests started and propagated by furious under-aged idiots with OCD and hyperactivity disorders.

Don't over-react.

At 6/5/10 08:05 PM, hashpimp101 wrote: I have the five-seven. I bought it a few days ago and it's the best damn thing I ever had! It's light, powerful, and affordable. You can penetrate kevlar with my gun :D

I can penetrate MORE than kevlar with MY gun.

returning to topic, go with a Five-Seven or an USP. The 5-7 has quite an unique type of ammo, featuring an elongated projectile that resembles more closely those of rifle rounds rather than the traditional pistol rounds.

PROS:
1) A 5.7x28mm round generates less recoil than a standard 9x19mm round.
2) A 5.7x28mm round has a flatter trajectory than a 9x19mm round.
3) A 5.7x28mm round has longer range and penetration than a 9x19mm round.
4) 5.7x28mm bullets shows signs of tumble effect - the bullet spins on its inside the target, creating increased internal damage together with a larger exit wound (similar to the older 7.62x39mm rounds.)
5) 5.7x28mm rounds have been proven to effectively penetrate standard Kevlar vests. On some vests, the 9x19mm rounds were stopped by the material while 5.7x28mm rounds went clean through. Some even went through two police vests.

CONS:
1) This round produces a very loud muzzle balst and proeminent flash - more than those produced by a 9x19mm round.
2) I think, because of its unusual caliber, it will be harder to find it.
3) Hollow-Point and FMJ rounds are illegal and even banned in some countries - especially because of their impressive armor-piercing capability. The police doesn't want criminals using roundss that can wound/ kill an armored officer.
4) I've read that even standard ammo is more expensive.

That's all I can think of the gun right now. And remember, both the weapon and the ammunition are truly remarkable. The FN P90 uses 5.7x28mm rounds, and this, together with its excellent design, have earned it the status of best urban combat light weapon to exist so far.

But if you want to go with something more conventional and easier to accommodate, go with a Glock or the H&K USP. You can't ever go wrong with German engineering.

Superwave: He can swim at supersonic speeds, but he's afraid of water.

And has a cat gene. THAT cat gene.