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At 12/25/09 03:45 PM, fuzzum111 wrote: I got a adorable, big spiky Cacti kitty!

That kitty. Where can I get one? Tell me.

NAO!

I want to be a mod so I can ban the shit out of users and then laugh in their face when they see the 30-day chain-bans. Bring an umbrella and watch out when crossing under bridges, it's gonna rain bodies.
Also, that will cause the world will face a shortage of gun ammunition, razor blades, poison and rope, traffic will grind to a halt due to the suicidal masses plowing into the streets, and the global energy grids, economy and infrastructure will fail due to the mass suicide of bored workers.
Thus, the world will plunge into chaos and darkness for a brief period of time. After the waves of suicide die down, the world will be cleansed of the people who are useless and lifeless, and the anchors that burden our progress into a better future will be dropped, allowing us to escape this stagnant stage in which the gene pool has been for the last decade or so.
After the events, the world will, as said above, be cleansed of parasites, and the industrial and economic disaster, which will outrival anything else, will force our most brilliant minds into overdrive, finally unchaining their imagination and intelligence and allow them to create the future we have strived for - one in which man lives in peace and prosperity; one in which we are not dependant on technology anymore; one in which autonomous clean-energy powerplants, fuelcell and fusion/fission-powered vehicles are a common sight; one in which cities expand into vast havens of civilization, their skyscrapers slicing the clouds like the pistil and stamenas of a gigantic flower glinting in a sky now free of toxic pollution.
An age in which man uses technology to help himself, and also his world.
An age in which war, corruption and crime are long-forgotten sins, and freedom is in abundance.
An age never seen before.
And I can make that happen.

so yeah.

EMotional shit right here.

At 12/30/09 08:22 PM, The-Eagle wrote: I can't wait till 2069.

Too bad the world only goes up to 2012.
Buy you can always set your PC calendar to 2069...

"Fucking O-Tenner"

Problem solved.

A book about the history of AC/DC, a pretty cool water-resistant digital watch with a shitload of functions, a $200 giftcard for Best Buy (which I'm gonna use to buy an iPod touch) some clothes, some sweets, and a couple of music CD's. Also, bottle of champagne.

Also, I raped Santa's ass because he got stuck in the chimney.

Great movie. James Cameron took it to the next level. Pretty nice storyline, the Na'vi look gorgeous, the world is a true fucking Garden of Eden, and the whole movie subtly touches all of today's major problems - war, environmental and ecological issues, the deterioration and imminent collapse of our civilization if we don't find new cleaner ways of producing energy, human arrogance and the way corporate titans impose their will on others without caring for the consequences, and these are just the important ones. You want to see if what you're doing is right, try to see it through the eyes of the people facing the consequences of your actions. And that's what Cameron does, he breaks through all those layers of brainwashing deposited along the years in peoples' minds by countless movies in which humans are the poor, hapless victims of cruel aliens, by making a movie that lets us see through the eyes of the Na'vi, and to feel their pain and sorrow at what the humans are doing to their homeworld. About time we step out of the "Good Guy" suit, drop the golden halo, and discover we really aren't as good guys as we think. Avatar gave me quite alot of thinking material, and after reflecting upon it, I would dare as to say it's quite an eye opener. So yes, I'd say Avatar was a great movie; sure, special effects galore, but at least it had a decent story behind it - unlike the 2 hours of continuous, mindless devastation and explosion that was 2012, and other smelly brainfarts like Whiteout, Wolverine, and Public Enemies. And needless to say, Avatar's soundtrack was jaw-dropping. so I'd give it a solid 8.5/10, and maybe there will be a sequel. Too bad the game isn't as good.

At 11/18/09 05:22 PM, MistressMelon wrote: Am I the only one who thinks this? Probably, or maybe not!

Inb4 orgy with Tom Fulp, BBM, Stamper and 97% of Newgrounds.

At 12/23/09 09:30 PM, BananaBreadMuffin wrote:

At 12/23/09 09:28 PM, DM692 wrote:
They're not Avatars, they're Na'vi. Avatars are the name given to the Na'vi infused with human deoxyribonucleic acid.

DNA.

Since you want to get pedantic, they weren't Na'vi infused with human DNA, rather they were cross-breeds between the two species.

I think.

Here's a man who watched the movie carefully and knows his shit. The Avatars were cross-breeds, basically 70-80% Na'vi and the rest was human DNA implanted during the embryonic stage. That's why all the Hybrid Na'vi have smaller eyes and 5 fingers on each extremity, as opposed to the 4 of the Na'vi.

At 12/23/09 09:24 PM, Mikay wrote: It was just too funny. It was just hilarious seeing two smurfs making out furiously.

First off, smurfs are exponentially smaller and less pleasing than the Na'vi, both culturally and aesthetically. Secondly, that was not sex, that's what each couple does in intimacy. Also called caressing. You'll understand that concept when you'll evolve past the tumultuous prepubescent state.

At 12/23/09 01:36 PM, Lunaful wrote: I saw it , thought it was a visual feast for the eyes.

Yeah, you got to hand it out to ol' James, the Na'vi look absolutely goregeous. Their culture too, is nice.

Damn, I wish I was a Na'vi right now. Fuck cars and computers, as long as I'm blue, have a tail, am 10 feet tall, and superior in power and agility to any human.

I'm keeping my ground here no matter what. I liked the movie, the 3D effects were awesome - and in that respect, I think Avatar was more of an experiment, James Cameron paved the way for a new generation of 3D movies - the storyline was pretty good, there were some explosions here and there, but nothing of the scale seen in 2012 (oh wait, that movie was just a big explosion itself, an explosion of stupidity and wasted time), and the whole time, it just made me rethink human nature and, unsurprisingly, what's presented in there is pretty much true. Breaking news - the Copenhagen Convention did jack shit, and noone cares. Yeah, it's not like it's gonna happen another hundred times... (/sarcasm). So yeah, it's sorta similar to the whole WW2 idea: 100000000000000 movies about the Allies, and people think "Oh, the Allies were heroes, they fought for their cause etc blablabla"; but they forget that the Germans fought, too, for a cause they believed was noble. And then, there's a true genius out there who finally makes a movie about how the war was from the Germans' perspective, and he breaks the ice and through the thick layers of ignorance built up by the previous thousands of variations on an already obsolete theme, and so a blockbuster is born. Same here - 99.97% of all sci-fi movies out there portray us humans as the poor, unfortunate and hapless victims of monstrous, blood-thirsty aliens. Until Cameron comes and again, dissolves those thick, solid layers of ignorance and reverses the brainwashing action of all the previous movies, by asking all of us the question "What if, one day, we find another civilization on another planet, and we go there to do fuckall because we think that's our right as humans? What will the other civilization think about us, some random weirdos falling out of the sky and starting to dig their planet up and destroy their cultural and national symbols - just because we need whatever is there and we, complete strangers to this planet, think it's our right to defile it?"
People need to ask themselves this question, and try to learn from past experiences. After all, that's what makes a better future. Noone liked when their country was bombed in WW2, when their churches were burned to the ground, their country was enslaved and it's resources drained by the power-hungry Third Reich, and when millions were sent to die simply because one man said "I don't like those guys, I don't even know anything about them, but I think I have the right to use their country, take their resources and kill their people." Nope, that shit won't work today, or tomorrow, or in a thousand years, the same way it didn't work when dozens of nations tried it in the last 3000+ years.
So yeah, I think Avatar was a good movie, there could have been more to it, but it surely delivers a damn powerful lesson. If you truly want to see if you're doing good or bad, look through the eyes of the people you're doing it to.

*ahem* you don't have fucking babies when you already figured out you can barely sustain yourself and your wife. So yeah, somebody needs to bash this through the thick skulls of African and Middle-Eastern folks that live in houses made of shit and straw, eat a handful of rice a day, and their whole family put together weighs 100 fucking pounds. So no, thank you, I will continue to enjoy my lifestyle in moderation, because I have the brains to figure out what I need to do in order to have a nice little city life.

Viruses, crashes and errors can simply be avoided if one uses the computer in a proper manner, and uses clean-up and antivirus programs to maintain the user files, system files and registry clean. If you go browsing on some obscure chinese porn site with your antivirus down, having a Mac won't do any good over having a PC, you're still fucked. Macs are "better" only because they don't require as much care from the user and because there's less stuff to monitor and manage. So yeah, if you prefer to have X less things to take care of, but have dozens of compatibility issues, you're free to get a Mac - just don't whine when this file or that file can't be opened. There's a reason why most people have a PC.

At 12/17/09 12:16 AM, STEM wrote: Duke

definitely unique, I've never met another human with the same name. Only dogs.

OH SHIT, DUKE NUKEM!

jizzes pants

At 8/10/08 10:56 AM, Black-Ops wrote: I shall put my right foot on top of his chest and shall be victorious

He's not going to be dead, and he's on steroids probably, so he'll probably ram his well-toned fist up your ass until he knuckle-bashes your cerebral cortex.

I want khakis. From GAP.

Isn't Hitler that famous rapper?

At 12/11/09 12:23 PM, RollLip wrote: ...some jew...

There's your problem.

Bulava ICBM.

Russians fail at making a proper fuckin' flying nuke.

At 12/11/09 04:33 PM, walkinator wrote: I don't know how long I'm going to be gone, but I thought you guys should know.

Yeah...
It's my life...
My own words I guess...

Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her
But what happens when karma, turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Daddy look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane
"Daddy where's Mommy? I can't find Mommy where is she?"
I don't know go play Hailie, baby, your Daddy's busy
Daddy's writing a song, this song ain't gonna write itself
I'll give you one underdog then you gotta swing by yourself
Then turn right around in that song and tell her you love her
And put hands on her mother, who's a spitting image of her
That's Slim Shady, yeah baby, Slim Shady's crazy
Shady made me, but tonight Shady's rocka-by-baby...

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

I keep having this dream, I'm pushin' Hailie on the swing
She keeps screaming, she don't want me to sing
"You're making Mommy cry, why? Why is Mommy crying?"
Baby, Daddy ain't leaving no more, "Daddy you're lying
"You always say that, you always say this is the last time
"But you ain't leaving no more, Daddy you're mine"
She's piling boxes in front of the door trying to block it
"Daddy please, Daddy don't leave, Daddy - no stop it!"
Goes in her pocket, pulls out a tiny necklace locket
It's got a picture, "this'll keep you safe Daddy, take it withcha'"
I look up, it's just me standing in the mirror
These fuckin' walls must be talking, cuz man I can hear 'em
They're saying "You've got one more chance to do right" - and it's tonight
Now go out there and show that you love 'em before it's too late
And just as I go to walk out of my bedroom door
It's turns to a stage, they're gone, and this spotlight is on
And I'm singing...

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

Sixty thousand people, all jumping out their seat
The curtain closes, they're throwing roses at my feet
I take a bow and thank you all for coming out
They're screaming so loud, I take one last look at the crowd
I glance down, I don't believe what I'm seeing
"Daddy it's me, help Mommy, her wrists are bleeding,"
But baby we're in Sweden, how did you get to Sweden?
"I followed you Daddy, you told me that you weren't leavin'
"You lied to me Dad, and now you make Mommy sad
"And I bought you this coin, it says 'Number One Dad'
"That's all I wanted, I just want to give you this coin
"I get the point - fine, me and Mommy are going"
But baby wait, "it's too late Dad, you made the choice
"Now go out there and show 'em that you love 'em more than us"
That's what they want, they want you Marshall, they keep.. screamin' your name
It's no wonder you can't go to sleep, just take another pill
Yeah, I bet you you will. You rap about it, yeah, word, k-keep it real
I hear applause, all this time I couldn't see
How could it be, that the curtain is closing on me
I turn around, find a gun on the ground, cock it
Put it to my brain and scream "die Shady" and pop it
The sky darkens, my life flashes, the plane that I was supposed to be on crashes and burns to ashes
That's when I wake up, alarm clock's ringin', there's birds singin'
It's Spring and Hailie's outside swinging, I walk right up to Kim and kiss her
Tell her I miss her, Hailie just smiles and winks at her little sister
Almost as if to say..

And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back
And when I'm gone, just carry on, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my voice
Just know that I'm looking down on you smiling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just smile back...

One of Eminem's few good songs.

At 12/11/09 03:59 PM, slayer1029 wrote: Plunge his ass until his intestines fell out.

You make me wanna have a lvl.1 icon again...

At 12/5/09 09:43 PM, Tobi wrote:

At 12/4/09 06:43 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Mmm-mmm, what a present!

Chocolate is getting in her vagina.

SO?????

Lick it out.

http://gamestopholiday.com/?mId=32183097 .3&doorId=582&clientId=219

At 12/4/09 08:13 PM, Porkchop wrote: Banta Claus is still real, though.

Yo Kata Bantha Poodoo!

awesomeness levels: critical.

At 12/5/09 09:00 AM, Kagoe wrote: I personally think EMINEM has something going on...

Quick, get the Pepto's before he fires!

At 12/4/09 06:44 PM, armorwarrior wrote:

At 12/4/09 06:43 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Mmm-mmm, what a present!

I think you should eat the chocolate.

Damn right I will. Then I'll fuck the shit out of what's left!

Yes.
OH YES.

Hell yeah.

Fuck the Turtle!

At 12/4/09 03:42 PM, GOTHCLAWZ wrote: It could be a scam!

From who, King Mbantuwe, the dying leader of Nigeria?

Unlikely.

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