If Hitler had won, you say?

Hermaphrodite :3

do I win?

At 11/29/09 07:53 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Noobs are for persons with erectile dysfunction, autism, cancer and AIDS.

and cocks in their bum.

Ohshit, I meant cheats. Man, this "mentally-divide-by-zero" is not having a good effect on me.

At 11/26/09 05:38 PM, iamgrimreaper wrote:

At 11/26/09 05:32 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Oh crap, [...]

Or.... You could just... I dunno, use cheats?

Noobs are for persons with erectile dysfunction, autism, cancer and AIDS.

and cocks in their bum.

How the fuck do you delete the place you send all your deleted files to?

Ah, Vista. Apex of OS retardation.

At 11/24/09 07:56 AM, EpicsplosionMedia wrote: ...should be able to tell them to go suck cow feces.
Ahem...Anus.
That is all.

I just had a hysterical laughter seizure.

I miss Vanilla Coke...

I bet it looks like every topic is well-formulated, makes sense, has an interesting subject and is using proper English language, while well-behaved gents join in and discuss matters requiring intelligence and logical thinking.

I know, so fucking weird. But it wears off in a few hours.

I follow a diet of human flesh, rusty nails, depleted uranium, graphite reactor control rods, 100-dollar bills and one barrel of high-octane gasoline a day. Occasionally I go out in town and enjoy a cup of motor oil mixed with steel shavings and a bottle of sulfuric acid.

Oh crap, need more ammo! I'd better go to Mikhail's house and take the expensive sports car that he leaves open in the driveway, and go top-speed to the gun shop, smashing the car into a wall and turning it into a wreck, then one millisecond later flying out the window, screaming and swearing with a Russian accent, landing right in front of the door. Then, get up unscathed after flying through the air 60 feet and smashing into a garbage bin, clean the dust off my suit, and go into the shop to buy ridiculous amounts of ammo for the pistol I rarely use.

All in a day's work. Oh yeah.

At 11/26/09 05:09 PM, bbabrich wrote: your mom, your dog, and the puppet from saw.
kill one, marry one, fuck one.

Kill the dog, marry the puppet from SAW, and phone Poozy to come and fuck your mom.

there, I did it. Where's my prize?

At 11/25/09 02:05 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Any advice? Seriously!

So, kids, what did we learn today?
Today we learned that fat cats do not land on their feet. Generally, fat beings are less agile and prone to accidents - the same reason you don't see 300-pound polevaulters or acrobats.
Today we also learned that fat cats are also fragile. Their bones break and their internal organs rupture, leaving them to suffer a slow, agonizing death, because cats were not created with the purpose of throwing out from windows.
And the last thing we learned today is that, if this story is true, you're massively fucked; If it isn't, then you are a troll and need to find solace under a bridge as soon as possible.

Russia's Soyuz spacecraft will provide the only link to the station after the planned retirement of the U.S. shuttle fleet next year.

Yeah, the Americans are going back to standard-model rockets. Although IMO they could still use the Shuttles, assign them with the task of repairing sats and ferrying cargo to the ISS.

At 11/26/09 02:11 PM, Gagsy wrote: I let my dog lick my face knowing that she uses that to lick her cunt.

So no I don't mind.

This. It happens to me too.

I say, take that shit and divide it with 0!

What could go wrong?

At 11/26/09 09:41 AM, Detached wrote: Is my life still worth living?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!

Suicide is achievable, though.Try it.

At 11/2/09 09:12 PM, uzimaki320 wrote: And it's moving. I'm here on Newgrounds, watching some flash movies, when I hear a thump and scratching inside my PC tower.

Next time bolt the fucking pieces into the case, like you're supposed to do. Rubber bands and chewing gum aren't a good idea.

At 11/26/09 06:54 AM, inuyasha5114 wrote: this too

Indeed. I will make a contribution too. The subject in the picture below is your average, common city pigeon. With an average, common blowgun dart in its head.

Fascinating, isn't it?

At 11/26/09 08:32 AM, FlashCam wrote:

At 11/26/09 08:23 AM, Grizzli wrote: You monster.

IT'S TRUE!!!! Here's a link: Bird Shit Vid

Epic Finch WIn

At 11/26/09 06:34 AM, inuyasha5114 wrote: So I went home and had a wank.

It's ok, at least you had a wank.

At 11/24/09 05:11 PM, Warrickneff wrote:

At 11/24/09 05:08 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: I've been planning to find a cheap way to plug the holes in my driveway for a long time now...

thanks for the help.

Sealer is like $30 and a pack of smokes like $10, don't be silly.

I like to do shit the hard way. That's how REAL men do it.

At 11/24/09 05:07 PM, blue-ice-cube wrote: i just found this interesting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seqIyXvmv hY

discuss

I've been planning to find a cheap way to plug the holes in my driveway for a long time now...

thanks for the help.

At 11/23/09 09:25 PM, Grim13x wrote:

At 11/23/09 05:22 PM, Grizzli wrote: Probably because its a JET TRAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!

win.

Jets are on the wrong way.

No they're not. You don't see the trademark funnel-shaped exhaust port in the center, right?

At 11/23/09 05:22 PM, Grizzli wrote: Probably because its a JET TRAAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!

win.

No, it's definitely a CRAZY TRAIN!

ALL ABOAAAAAAAARD HA-HA-HA!!!

Before letting this thread die alone and unloved, I would like to post this as a symbol of its decline.

May it rest in peace.

this thing always works, trust me

Hey girl, I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long, long time (such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (open wide)
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (what is on my mind)
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box (it's in a box)
Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (girl)
And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none
To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it
It's my dick in a box...my dick in a box girl
It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl
Christmas; dick in a box
Hanukkah; dick in a box
Kwanzaa; a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
A dick in a box, a dick in a box, a dick in a box...

I can send a multitude of electric signals from my brain through my nervous system, thus performing the complex task of using my hands to write this post, then add a witty picture describing this thread's awesomeness.

please, don't applaud me.

At 11/22/09 07:01 PM, streetbob wrote: I signed up about 1 month ago now. I'm going to be shipped off in six days! I'm going to a city in South-West Afganistan. I signed up so I could a College Schollarship.

Remember: Kill the bad guys before they kill you, and everyone's happy.

At 11/21/09 05:37 PM, geterkikzkid wrote:

At 11/21/09 04:54 PM, Animator1mike wrote: I swear, whatever is in that suitcase must be important to him. Even his drowned half-eaten Mexican corpse won't let go of it.

Actually it's a portfolio...

A what? I don't see any portfolios here. BRB finishing mah joint.

At 10/29/09 09:02 PM, Archon68 wrote: Mexican Flying Tiger Border Jumping.

Sorry sir, the USA doesn't let anyone past the Mexico border anymore. We'll have to send you back.