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At 7/28/08 05:15 PM, MisterUnderstood wrote: That question is stupid and pointless, WHAT THE HELL DOES 42 MEAN.

The only way you can know what it means is to know the question.
So it isn't stupid by your own statement.

At 7/28/08 05:08 PM, physicsman09 wrote:

At 7/28/08 05:05 PM, Shawtey wrote:

At 7/28/08 05:04 PM, JagAlskirDiG wrote: Soooo..

Why is it the answer to life, the universe and everything?
What would be the question?

the question is

what is 6 times 9

try google for once jesus

6 times 9 is 54... not 42.

Methinks someone needs to go back to school.

No, That's what Arthur dent came up with when he pulled scrabble characters out of a bag.

"Whats 6 x 9. 42"

Don't post if you don't get the reference.

Has anyone considered Marshmallows yet? Those things just grow to like 20x their size, they don't explode, but in my opinion it's almost cooler.

More proof of mindless posting. For fucks sake a cursory, glancing skim of OP's post would have shown that it's a joke riding on the similarities of 7/11-9/11.

*bans*

Oops, sorry. I have no excuse there, my bad.

At 7/25/08 04:55 PM, MassManiac009er wrote:

At 7/25/08 02:23 PM, LampFace wrote:

At 7/25/08 01:53 PM, MassManiac009er wrote:

Shut the fuck up..

No, you shut the fuck up.

No, you shut the fuck up.

inAfterStartOfMajorFlameWar

oh noes, illegal text.

Definitely the Million man, that movie was horrible.

Your credit card!

frontside up plox. >:3

At 7/25/08 04:40 PM, Gunter45 wrote: All the stocking, the inventory work, manning the register, it's all done inside the store.

I've seen the employees outside, but I was pretty sure that's because they were taking a smoke break and that totally doesn't count.

My eyes are open, fuck you.

How in the world could it even possibly be an "inside job." There's no reason why the Government would want to kill so many innocent people.

Something tells me you're just paranoid.

At 7/24/08 11:18 AM, fat-barry wrote:

At 7/24/08 09:04 AM, darknessdweller wrote: HAHA you guys have to do moar work than us Americans!

That is both racist ad somewhat provocative, APOLOGIZE!

(^-^)

Then what the heck do you call your first post? HMM!?!

At 7/24/08 10:32 AM, dercheezle wrote: Here you go:
1/3 of a cookie
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It's chocolate chip, yay! >:3

I beg your pardon, that is no cookie.

The BBS screwed it up

Here is your 1/3 cookie:

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No chocolate chips this time though, sorry. :(

Blame the stupid BBS.

At 7/24/08 10:27 AM, videogamer0810 wrote:

At 7/24/08 10:24 AM, dercheezle wrote: Anyone who gets them all right gets a cookie. :3

Answer to number 3 is Mary.

1/3 of a cookie, please.

Here you go:
1/3 of a cookie
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It's chocolate chip, yay! >:3

At 7/24/08 09:07 AM, darknessdweller wrote: Let's see how smart your brain is.

OKAI !

Now, what is the highest possible prime number!?!

Define the full equation for the Mandelbrot set.

Mary's mother had four children. Three of them are North, South, and East. What is the fourth child's name?

Anyone who gets them all right gets a cookie. :3

At 7/22/08 11:54 AM, DrAtoMiK wrote: Q: What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

A: Eliphino!

Naw, thassa fishino methinks.

or That's one weird elephant.

Dude, that's a very well-known virus email, you probably have all sorts of trojans in your pc now. You should really run a virus scan

At 7/13/08 05:08 PM, Bolo wrote: For the last time, goddammit; Smarties are compacted powder. Not chocolate.

Those are AMERICAN smarties, these people are talking about European / Canadian smarties.

Jeez, I have had some screamingly scary nightmares before, a ton, actually. I'll share a couple here I guess.

Demonic dog
I had this one nightmare where I was simply observing (my body wasn't there, all I could do was watch) the bottom of an ocean floor, with a dead log on the bottom, and perfectly smooth sand, with a dark blue light allowing me to see what was happening. All of the sudden, without a visible transition, a sort of zombie/undead, long rat-thing appears and swims into the log. Then a normal dog appears in the water (these animals have no problem with breathing, mind you) and swims over to the end hole of the log that I can see from my fixed position. Then the rat thing swims out and the dog eats it by sucking it in with water. Then, again without a visible transition (it looked one way, then all of the sudden it changed, but you couldn't tell when the change had happened), the dog turned into like a demon/zombie dog. It looked very pink-ish from the exposed muscles. It had no skin, but no bones were showing either. There was a patch around it's left thigh where worms were squiggling and squirming into it.

From this moment I started to become extremely scared for some reason.

Then, all of the sudden, I'm in the little hall that leads from my front-door to my kitchen, in my body. Then the door opens without the handle moving, and the dog comes through.
Then, all of the sudden, without a transition, we're by the door that leads to my basement by the kitchen and all of my family are sitting on chairs, doing nothing. Then, the dog on top of me, trying to bit my face ferociously, and I'm just barely able to hold it's neck above my head and topple it over sideways into the open basement door. I quickly shut the door and lock it (it locks from the outside.)

Then I ask my family urgently to help me keep the dog in there or somehow help me kill it, They basically shrug me off like I'm being idiotic and do nothing. Then I look back at the door, and the handle is turning progressively faster clockwise, as I whisper in shear terror, "It can open doors."

The door opens slowly, and darkness actually flowed out of the open doorway almost like a fog, and the dog's red, glowing eyes pierce through the darkness (It didn't have actual eyeballs, they were like lights in empty holes.) Time seems to stand still, then it lunges at me with its bleeding mouth of teeth gaping and its huge nails extended forward, bleeding as well.

Then I always wake up in a cold sweat.

Whenever I get this dream, it freaks me out for weeks afterward, and I can't be alone in the dark or I'll freak out, being reminded about this dream. It seriously is the scariest thing I've ever experienced.

At 7/6/08 06:46 PM, RedCoin wrote:

At 7/6/08 06:45 PM, NoneZop wrote: Just for shits and giggles.
Answer the question above and give another question to the person below you

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

chew his pubes

why am i so fucking handsome?

Cuz yur a lvl 24. :)

Vegita, What does the scanner say about his power level!?!

At 7/3/08 02:47 PM, zrb wrote:

Hey, hopefully one of you fine gents can help me out with a problem in the member system I have implemented. Everything works fine, but when I logout:

Programming forum.
Unless this is related to Flash, in which case nevermind because I can't tell.

His code isn't AS, you can see the "$" string notation (or something, but that's what it is in C++ and BASIC) and he uses an "echo" function, which isn't AS.

Would it help if I posted what the problematic function was in the lineCollider.as file?

function getRootPath(childMC:MovieClip):String{
	var currentMC:MovieClip = childMC;
	var path:String = childMC._name;
	var parentCount:Number = new Number();
	
	while(currentMC._parent._name!=_root._name){
	path = currentMC._parent._name + "." + path;
	currentMC = currentMC._parent;
			
	parentCount ++;
}
		
path = "_root." + path;
return new String(path);
}

What is the correct syntax for loading an external .as (the type you use #include "<name>.as" for) file into a class file?

I tried stuff like this:

/*
heading
*/

#include "external.as"

class Classy extends MovieClip{
// stuff
}

but it doesn't work. I get this error:

**Error** /Users/******/Desktop/FLAs and main flash stuff/games and classes/Troidz 3/lineCollider.as: Line 115: ActionScript 2.0 class scripts may only define class or interface constructs.
     	}
**Error** /Users/******/Desktop/FLAs and main flash stuff/games and classes/Troidz 3/lineCollider.as: Line 134: ActionScript 2.0 class scripts may only define class or interface constructs.
     }

Total ActionScript Errors: 2 	 Reported Errors: 2

lineCollider is the name of my external .as file.

Oh come on, You think that all Americans are like this, you are a racist jerk. There are horrible sacks of scum in every country on the planet, the fact that they exist in the US does not mean that the entire country is like that, you propaganda-spreading, politically biased idiot.

At 7/2/08 04:16 PM, igott wrote: YOU Asshole!! don't spoil it! MORON

You're a piece of crud, you spam up the forums and your mother vomited when she saw you in the hospital.

oh, woops, wrong thread.

At 7/2/08 05:02 PM, life wrote: How can someone not say Wall-E?

not Wall-E

Mediocre.

I once saw one of those German Myabak (or something like that, sp?) leisure cars, it was over a million dollars.

At 6/30/08 09:51 AM, RedCoin wrote: Keep it in your userpage.
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/7496 03

It was a joke thread in his series of stories, idiot.

You have got to have Zombies that have been upgraded by badly fitting mechanical parts, like by some evil corporation (Disney FTW,) but you need to have them be rusty and fit badly.

At 6/29/08 05:08 PM, GuitarSmuggler wrote:

At 6/29/08 05:07 PM, DragonsGrief wrote: It's a fucking movie and girl you twit, not a murder investigation

id rather be investigating a murder than going out with a girl

What a Queer thing to say.

It is in theory possible, however, you wouldn't be able to use it as a true supplement as the amount of energy generated wouldn't be consistent or dependable.

Bad joke, epicFail.