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At 9/20/13 04:33 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: Whatever is good is good.

Sense-Offender's words of wisdom.

At 9/20/13 05:45 AM, DoritosFan91 wrote:

:If you could go back into the past for a few days as an invisible ghostly spectator what year or time period would you go to?
I'd definitely visit the ancient Greeks during the time when they believed in their mythology (Zeus & shit).

Don't know why. I think it'd be really entertaining watching them perform sacrifices for their gods living in Mount Olympus while I would be just there, standing in front of them as an spectator. Also, I would mess everything up (move things, whisper at night, etc) to the point where I can convince them that I'm a god, that way I can ask for sacrifices in my honor.

Yup, I would LOVE to see some sacrifices.

At 9/20/13 03:20 PM, Mismo wrote: Back in my days we didn't have clocks. We kept track on the time by how often our dad beat us up. Once every hour.

Ha, in my case it was once every 30 minutes.

At 9/20/13 08:59 AM, Viper50 wrote: Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landside...
No escape from reality.

At 8/17/13 07:55 PM, Makakaov wrote: What is the best way to die?

In a car accident with your brains all over the road.

What is the worst way to die?

In your sleep

What is the most honourable way to die?

While playing a MMORPG with your friends.

What is the best moment in life?

Death.

When do you win life?

When you die.

What deserves death?

Everything.

At 6/28/13 08:17 AM, Gabe-Newell wrote:

:I'd also recommend playing the first Portal, the first Left 4 Dead and Half-Life 2.

I already played Portal and L4D, and that's why they aren't on the list. Half Life 2 is something I want to play once I beat all (or most) of my games.

Well, turns out that when I created my Steam account, I was so excited I bought a ton of games (I now have 50+ games). As you may guess, I can't play them all at the same time, so I'll put a list for you to help me decide what to play next.

-The Basement Collection;
-The Binding of Isaac;
-Closure;
-Dungeon Defenders;
-Far cry;
-FEZ;
-Half Life;
-Hitman: Blood money;
-Left 4 Dead 2;
-Legend of Grimrock;
-Lone Survivor;
-Offspring Fling!;
-Portal 2;
-Puddle;
-Red Factio: Armageddon;
-Shank 2;
-Snapshot;
-Titan Quest;
-Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of war.

Every suggestion will be enormously appreciated.

I don't think so.

The tallest girl (European with blonde hair) is in the front row next to the teacher.
The African boy and Asian girl are in the front row to the right next to Iron Man.

Judging from their clothes and postures, I'd say they're arranged by economic class, race, physical capabilities, and other dominance markers.

Finally something that actually makes sense.

At 6/19/13 12:41 PM, wankwest wrote:

At 5/16/13 09:42 PM, Damien wrote: I feel nothing at all.

God damn Flanders has a sexy ass.

On topic, i posted the original picture some days ago on this forum and it is atleast 10 times creepier.

Oh shit, it's even more creepier than the one I posted.

Let's imagine for a second that you are Oedipus, and you just realized all the story (that you killed your father and that you married and had sex with your mother). What would you do?

PS: You can't do the same as Oedipus.

At 6/17/13 08:00 AM, milchreis wrote: "In the information age, the barriers [to entry into programming] just aren't there. The barriers are self imposed. If you want to set off and go develop some grand new thing, you don't need millions of dollars of capitalization. You need enough pizza and Diet Coke to stick in your refrigerator, a cheap PC to work on, and the dedication to go through with it. We slept on floors. We waded across rivers." John Carmack

Wow, that's a very, very good quote. Got me my mind cleared 100%.

Thanks for sharing it with me, bro.

At 6/16/13 09:37 PM, Dercaful wrote: I've been a little about programming (...)

been reading*

I've been a little about programming, and I've noticed that some people use a special computer with certain characteristics. So I'd like to know which are those characteristics (Processor, RAM, OS, and so on...)

PS: I read that Linux is the preferencial OS, please correct me if I'm wrong.

See, I have this blog (www.dercaful.com) but it's only in spanish and I'd like to also have an english version of my entries.

I could perfectly do it, but I just don't have time right now (I'm in something like "finals" at school), so I need an Spanish-English translator.

Interested users send me a PM please :)
Thanks for reading.

At 5/22/13 12:17 AM, T3XT wrote: Are you going to make S&M gear with it?

It depends... What does "S&M" stand for?

Well, I need someone who can give me tips or sth like that for making leather bracelets (homemade, of course)

Cheers!

At 5/16/13 01:56 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote:
It looks like something you just lazily slapped together in a few minutes. I expected better from you.

Actually, I found it on the internet. It wasn't made by me.

What do you think of it? Love it? Hate it? Wanna masturbate to it? This is your chance to tell the world!

What kind of stuff (quotes, photos, movies, and so on) have made you change completely, or almost completely, your way of thinking?

Please, say the exact thing that made you change. eg. "A movie. The Dark Knight Rises".

At 5/14/13 12:07 PM, DM692 wrote:

At 5/14/13 11:50 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 5/14/13 11:32 AM, Scintillating wrote: Escaping the simulation

Simulating the escape

That was clever

Yes it was.

"One chance"

Which are your favourite quotes? Those ones that you just can't forget, and you don't think you'll forget. My quotes are these ones:

"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary."
-Steve Jobs

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one."
-Bill Gates

"If you can't make it good, at least make it look good."
-Bill Gates

My family has a duck. His name is Warner.

Appart that way too many people would die, I think that we have a super f*cking intelligence, and that's what makes us more powerful than anyone else. We don't need a sci-fi movie to see it.

Have you had a teacher (in highschool or university) who has influenced you in what you want to be for the rest of your life?

Well, if you'd like to just play something online via Steam, just leave your id so that anyone from the community adds you, with a little text saying what you usually play, so that we can see who we should add. I start:

Id: joac170
Games: Left 4 Dead 2, CS 1.6, CS:GO, Portal 2.

Your turn!

Here is my character. Not sure if it'll look in a good size, though...

This is for you to share those phrases that changed your life from one moment to another. Maybe more than one user will read them and think for a moment.

At 4/17/13 01:43 AM, PujPlianc wrote: Actually I like new pairs of socks as presents.

Actually me too, they're more comfy than the old ones :3 But I wrote it as an example 'cause most people don't like them.

Have you ever recieved a call from someone saying that he/she has a gift for you, and then go home disappointed because it was a pair of socks?
Have you ever thought about the biggest project of your lifetime, and then go disappointed when you realize you don't have money, time or the energy to accomplish it?

Tell me your story :D