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At 10/6/01 10:22 AM, cuz24 wrote: well im new but ive known about newgrounds for ages but i never registered as u see i ave now!

Regardless of first impressions.. not everyone is an ass on the BBS.. Heh.

At 10/6/01 12:01 PM, TheSalsaShark wrote:

Parce que tu êtes gai. Je ne suis pas gai. Je suis le meilleur orateur français jamais!

Ahh, c'est ce que tu penses..

At 10/6/01 03:17 AM, ray1912 wrote: Man, Friday was a very slow day in the NG BBS. What's up with that?

It may be possible that other people actually have lives to live, and make better use of their friday evenings/nights. I'll be damned if I ever let that happen!

At 10/6/01 03:04 AM, Transient wrote: Although a message board cannot show tone of voice I would have thought that the particular statement I've quoted above could not be taken as anything but sarcasm.

In light of that, I take back what I said. I'm sorry I jumped at your throat, I overreacted.

At 10/6/01 02:36 AM, DiscoStuart wrote: If there was a super hot chick, and she had nostrils that were normal size, but were stretchy, and would morph to conform to the size of your penis, would you do her nose? I really think I would. Just remember, you can't knock it until you've tried it.

What if I accidentally went in too hard and straight into her brain? Just think of the murder trial.. the media headlines.. Yup, I thought ahead on this one..

At 10/6/01 01:13 AM, DiscoStuart wrote: You can't get a girlfriend because you are an ugly, milk-faced bastard. A BASTARD, YOU HEAR ME!?!?! BASTARD!

Disco Stu: Did you know that disco record sales were up 400% for the year ending 1976? If these trends continue...ayyy!
Homer: Uh, your fish are dead.
Disco Stu: Yeah, I know...I can't get them out of there.

You hear that!? Don't mess with the Disco King..

At 10/5/01 08:57 AM, pyroarchy wrote: Yes please go on you french canook that sleeps in other guys beds.

Oh my, it seems I've been outwitted.. Intellectual titans like yourself are bi-products of generations of inbreeding.. I'm afraid I can't measure up to that pedigree.

At 10/5/01 09:45 PM, Adambomb wrote: We went to the Providence Place mall today and we went into this store and the store had wooden penis sculptures for sale. one of them was 3 feet high.

Whoever mounts that thing is sure to break some looseness records..

At 10/5/01 05:42 PM, Gay_Dude wrote: Cybersex Gone Bad, because I can't post the whole thing

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.

Hilarious..not just HA HA funny.. really..

At 10/5/01 07:08 PM, vdj_microbe wrote: Just wanna wish yous all a HAPPY THANKSGIVING, whether you're Canadian or not.

Eh.. wish I could say that I celebrate the holiday.. but still, it's a nice thought. Happy Thanksgiving! yay..

At 10/5/01 03:15 PM, fourchinnigan wrote:

So does that mean you would fork over your dough?

Well, with an eccentric storyline, a wacky cast of characters.. why not? Seems promising.. and the underground genre is always in vogue.

At 10/5/01 01:24 PM, traekwonz wrote:

uh, Transient's been here at NG for years, dude. I don't think he's trying to up his "post count".

Umm... ok.. dude.

Hmm.. Newgrounds sure has come a long way.. It's nice to see.

Heh.. we have oddities resembling those in Quebec (Where 90% of the population is french speaking), though none as grossly exaggerated.

Now Shit, this may or may not apply to your mother... but eh, you don't seem to like her much anyway.. so I'll go ahead.
She may have/have had some frustration to vent, and she's taking it out on you. That, or she simply is mimicing her parents' behavior upon herself as a youth. I'm no expert, but its something of an agressor/victim cycle. The best you can do is not turn into a bitch yourself, spare your own offspring the misery.

At 10/5/01 11:59 AM, fourchinnigan wrote:
The part that really drives the show although is the convoluted relationships between characters and the dynamic development of these characters. I agree that at times, I wish things would be less drug out; but overall I think it is done well. When Vegeta and Goku finally battle it out during the Buu saga after 200+ episodes of brewing spite, it is great...not just for the action, but the dialogue and emotional drive. Watching Piccolo change from a villain into Gohan's surrogate father was also great and not something you see in a lot of other places. The torment in Vegeta is enough reason to watch. All around, most characters are likeable and well-developed. This isn't true for many other shows. You see many sides of everyone and the lines of good and evil are blurred instead of a simplistic black-and-white. The good & bad thing about DBZ is that you can't watch it a few times. You have to see it numerous times and learn the backstory. Otherwise, it comes across as very empty and useless.

I think DBZ is a lot deeper than bloated power levels and ultraviolence. If you don't see that, then you may be missing out on a damn good series.

Wonderfully articulated. I agree whole heartedly.

Hmm.. I may have granted the post a title too much shock value.. Perhaps only the goody-two-shoe prim prisses have had the chance to reply.. It's fathomable that my soul is one deranged, or even that my amusement of what is repugnant falls under par, in this BBS. What I strongly believe is that some have had their nuts ( No term better suits the situation) numbed in this, an era of peace, compassion in the wake of the terrorist threat. (God bless the departed souls.. I don't want to have to prove the sincerity of my regret to you.)

Now, Transient, the oh so ever enlightened wise man.. I'm quite aware of jail sentences brought on by cruelty to animals. If your intent was to simply rack up one more post, and spout out your drivel, nevermind this. My post was simply asking users to describe experiences where they may have inadvertantly (upon reflection now that they are older, in realisation), or willingly ( and no, that does not necessarily denote malice) subjected their pets, or other animals, to some form of "cruel" act. Most every young boy has blown up a frog, thrown stones at a bird, or hacked his cat into a dozen pieces with a metal saw.. Well.. umm, maybe not the last.. but you get my point. And if that's not the case with you, its that you were playing far too much nintendo.. or your parents actually loved you. *gags* If you still believe me one mentally unsettled, I suggest you take your prudish crusade to the masses dressing dead babies for kicks (myself excluded).

When I worked at an institution for juvenile offenders I heard some pretty sick stories of what they would do to animals. That kind of animal torture is usually a pretty good predictor of future violence towards humans.

So I guess I won't be crowned humanitarian of the year any time soon.. eh?

Nikachu's topic got me started on this.. We all know that all normal healthy children, (males in general) tend to subject animals to some pretty cruel and nasty shit. I for one used to swing my aunt's dog by its tail and fling it about. I've been told that the clocks practice sodomy on innocent rodents... can you top that? I'm bored, and in the drooping manic phase of my bi-polarism. Humor me.

At 10/2/01 01:47 PM, Kyser_Soze wrote: I would just like to bring this up one more time since, many people did not either read or care about the last one I wrote. =( Anyway, I have been an affiliate of newgrounds.com for quite a while but only recently have been introduced to the forums. Anyway, enough of introduction, heres what I mean to say-

I am not absolutely sure that retaliation is the best method on protecting the US From terrorism. There is obviously no way to totally "eliminate" terrorism because it is merely a state of mind and not a nation or official organization. I believe that the only way to protect against such terrorism is increased intelligence, and therefore wasting money on brute military attacks wont do jack, except generate mroe anger among foreigners. So, if you disagree or agree I would like to hear your reactions to this and I am open to all opinions. Just please dont flame me, for everyone is welcome to their own opinions...

No point in flaming you.. as your views are clear, coherant. I agree with you, and apparently, so does the president. Bush decided to throw three hundred million dollars at the Afghan masses. That was a good call..

At 10/5/01 01:36 AM, G-Hawk wrote: I don't care what they say....about newbs being the only ones arguing with clocks....this is getting personal. Orange is annoying me. He wants in to ADG....I can't have him, because frankly, all the current members will leave. And recently, I've been on more peaceful terms with RancidPsychoJosh.....so this is my plan. Forget the Anime war.....the Clocks MUST be stopped....

So, what do you say.....should ADG add anti-clock to it's main objectives?

Well, in my opinion... nothing less of shooting them in the kneecaps will have any concrete impact on the situation.. What do you suggest?

At 10/5/01 12:42 AM, Morextremist wrote: Waiting on Customs postponed my trip into Montreal this summer for over a Hour and a half. with that time we could've exchanged money, but instead got ripped off and had to use american at a resturant. On the flip side, US customs only took like 45 min or so and had twice the amount of inspectors.

You make out with a 50% exchange rate, a reimbursement on taxes.. and you still bitch? Shit.. you're hard to please.

At 10/4/01 09:36 PM, RaspberryClock wrote: StrawberryClock is King of the Portal. StrawberryClock is King of the BBS. StrawberryClock is King of #Newgrounds.com.

If StrawberryClock got into a fight with SonOfABtichClock, StrawberryClock would win.

Sorry, but I doubt that strawberryclock is even in measure of dictating the use of his own anus.. far less the king of anything, in my opinion.

The storyline behind DB is simplistic, I won't shy from admitting it. I'm drawn to the fact that DB is based in a universe unhindered by limitation. I'll also admit that it's an anime which evokes a less developed spectrum of emotion, though powerful nonetheless.. Anyway, I won't sink into a pit of detail. I'd rather have you aware that DB, DBZ (and yes, I purposely ommited GT.. for obvious reasons), are series with a cult following around the world.. And yes, an important portion of the fan base is an adult one. Sheer thousands of people can't all be wrong.. well.. unless you bring back the holocaust... Eh... Shaddup, I made my point.

Metal Man is definitely worth mentionning. Granted, he wasn't a very powerful Robot master.. but equipped with a weapon like the metal blade.. just too wicked.

Silly you, who in the world would like Dragonball?

Well.. I happen to be an avid fan of the anime, granted, only in its un-edited original version. If you should happen to question my taste in animation genres, please do so in an educated manner.

Or, I could stoop down to your level: you dirty little c*m bag, c*ck s*cking, little bitch you.. Whichever way is fine by me... 4 letter words tend to come more fluently to mind.

That's just the paranoia kicking in my friend.. More bullshit will ensue, no doubt.

Well, I'll say its definitely a site of good quality. The family tree you rendered was original and well done. I liked it! Keep it up.

At 10/4/01 03:45 PM, Anarchypenguin wrote: Maygoon solider, or maygin, maggun... whatever...

It seems that you have your head on right. From What I've read on The BBS you are

AP Approved.

Keep up the witty insults... I'm tired of the witless mudslings and wanker complaints... Witty insults all the way!

Well I'll be damned.. Someone with the ability to grasp the essence of my humor.

At 2/22/01 04:04 PM, Adambomb wrote: one time i went too the zoo and a monkey peed on me

Hmmm.. The only people I'd piss on would be either severely grotesque, or Jehova's witneses... are you either?