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At 11/1/01 11:26 AM, WadeFulp wrote:

Did anyone hear a report about Michael Jackson's nose falling off at a concert? I heard he had to many nose jobs, and he doesn't have a real nose anymore, and the nose he wears is fake and he has to blend it in with his make up! If anyone can verify this, that would be hilarious!

You be the judge of it.. but for some reason, I'm inclined to believe it.

http://www.salon.com/col/wils/1998/01/27wils.html

At 11/1/01 10:17 AM, UnclePecos wrote:

At 10/31/01 05:55 PM, FDA wrote: What would interest you at this event?

Just keep Troma out of it this time!
... and get older girls for the after-party in the pool! :)

Older, slightly intoxicated girls.

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At 11/1/01 03:40 AM, EntropicOrder wrote:

At 11/1/01 02:48 AM, Miyaka wrote: I've only been here for less than an hour but I'm enjoying hanging out! hmmm... what really got me to this site is really my interest in flash and i'm sure most of you have the same interest. It's always cool to hang out with people who have the same interests..

All are welcome to NG!!! But there are rules:

First rule of NG: Tell all of your friends how cool it is.

Second rule of NG: If you are ever near a camera that shows on TV, jump in front of it and yell Newgrounds rocks!!!

Third rule of NG: Ummmm, I need a third rule to go with my Fight Club joke... Buy a webcam and post pics profusely!!!

Third rule of NG : If you've got em, flaunt em. (Yep... sounds good.)

At 10/31/01 09:32 PM, MentallyDeceased wrote:

At 10/31/01 09:23 PM, Wheatonman wrote: Am I Captain Skidmarks or the Archbishop of Sexual Deviantism?

I think your Captain Skidmarks. The Archbishop of Sexual Deviantism I think is me.

Heh.. well I got a title of nobility.. so :P

At 10/31/01 09:07 PM, Zeffy wrote:

N00G !!!

Aww... you like me. I'm so taken back, I don't know what to say..

Kiss my behind.

Heh.. Don't tempt me. ^.~

Though it may be true that some (very few) of the clocks have artistic talent, it is those that do not, and who choose to annoy newgrounds users, who spoil things for the rest of you. I personally vote on a case-to-case basis, but many do not.. and I can't say I blame them entirely.

At 10/31/01 08:17 PM, Zeffy wrote: N00G !!!

Aww... you like me. I'm so taken back, I don't know what to say..

Jibberish, utter tripe.. the concept of clock and sock crews. You ask for respect, while having yourself associated with a bunch of dull-witted individuals who's sole ambition is to pollute the portal with garbage grade movies. Would you give a man prancing in his underwear downtown the time of day? I think not. You reap now the harvest of the clock legacy. I suggest, if you desire any sort of recognition for your work, that you part ways with all this clock related nonsense.

At 10/31/01 05:10 PM, Frank2982 wrote: Trae gets on so I can tell him.

*Pimpslap*

At 10/31/01 06:13 PM, Mr_Congeniality wrote: You really are making me upset, I can bet you are making the whole bbs community upset too, so just shaddup with your stupid l33t language. I can barely read it, and it pisses me off. you're an accident.

Hehehe... way to hit the nail on the head.

At 10/31/01 02:07 PM, mudafuken wrote: I saw a cool banner! The one of girlzoo.com...I WANNA SEE ANIMAL THAT FREAK WITH GIRLS! But...is it free? And if i join, can i eventually log out when i want? And is this website totally free? Thank you.

A horny 14 years old boy

Heh... now this is rich.

At 10/31/01 01:49 PM, TannerCenterwall wrote: The mosh pits at Snoop concerts are always unbelievable!

Hmm.. you've yet to live through one at a Pantera concert. Metalheads are crazy folk.

My condolences. Its a damned shame your grandmother died.. but there was no need for this little spectacle.

Thanks for voting, MajinSoldier!
Your vote was worth 5.36 votes. The more experience points you have, the more your vote is worth!

You gave this entry a 0 (you fuck'n bitch), lowering its score to 0.05!

Heh... good stuff man.

At 10/30/01 12:45 PM, sweetbabe_1985 wrote: I'm at home because , but sometime i like HOME-SCHOOLING. I don't know if Sweet babe homeskooled, but i think that in Vancouver is not school time. Blah...i don't know...i don't care. I hope only she's a fuckin hot chick...

Ahah.. seems i was right afterall.. even if only once.. *sniff*

At 10/30/01 12:17 PM, RaNcIdPsYcHoJoSh wrote:

At 10/30/01 12:16 PM, sweetbabe_1985 wrote: I'm pretty embarassed...but...I LOVE YOU! YOU'RE HOT! I LOVE YOU! I love you! I know that i'm older than you...but...CAN I BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

Dear god, what a desperate whore... You actually want that motherfucker? Bitch.

You've got it all wrong Josh.. it's probably Mudafuck himself under another alias.. or some friend of his, coerced through some rather degrading method..

Heh.. he's actually got a nice radio voice.

Ok.. no doubt, those who are listening to this radio broadcast are getting a rather inaccurate perspective on Canadians. We don't all live in the boonies or have horrid accents.. or enjoy folk music..

At 10/30/01 11:02 AM, fourchinnigan wrote:

At 10/30/01 09:31 AM, Mutilated-Puppet wrote: 80's time of music, no remorable music

Of course not, you were a baby.

Deceased,
my point is that you probably aren't familiar enough with the music of that time period to make that call. Most forms of modern music (much of which is quite wretched) owes itself to hip-hop, electronica, and even the Heavy Metal of the 70's and 80's. So, if this decade is the forefather of much modern music, how could it be the worst decade for music.

Go go Depeche Mode!

Gah... stupid little brats.. SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!!!

At 10/30/01 10:11 AM, MajinSoldier wrote: I had almost forgotten how dull CBC radio can be.. Hopefully, the torture won't last for too long..

Oh crap it's horrible... save me Tom.

I had almost forgotten how dull CBC radio can be.. Hopefully, the torture won't last for too long..

At 10/30/01 02:04 AM, lucadude wrote:

It is the only logical explanation I can think of. He has to molest kids or have been raped by a wild animal to come up with the shit he creates. My theory is that StrawberrySock was the birth of his mom and an farm animal. That explains his fancination with C and his love of molesting young boys.

Heh... No comment.

At 10/29/01 02:47 AM, Shrapnel wrote:

At 10/28/01 07:14 AM, OutcastedMisfit wrote:

This trick is great for when you have company coming over, the aroma will last for days.

Note: for greater, longer-lasting effect, use multiple Twinkies, and experiment with fruit and metal objects.

Will it create balls of plasma like my grape trick?

Or will the cream in the middle just superheat and erupt as the pastry bursts into flames.

Damn.. sounds neat.. the plasma thing.

At 10/29/01 08:30 AM, CaJuN_WaRRioR wrote: Derr duuhh BRRRrrr *intensive drooling*

Whatever you say...

Seems odd to me that you didn't get any interview offers from any american stations, or have you?

Yup.. gonads and strife..

At 10/30/01 12:52 AM, traekwonz wrote:

I HAVE TO KNOW!! TWO MORE DAYS!! like OrangeClock promised the users od NG, ALL WILL BE REVEaLED IN OCTOBER!!

PROUD MEMEBER OF THE CLOCK CREW!! HAHAHA

Holy shit they've taken his brain..

At 10/30/01 12:05 AM, MAXIMINA wrote:

Haq and I tryed so hard with him, but the medication isn't working. Looks like we will have to take away his porno privilages.

No no no... give him more.. you'll dull his impulses.