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It depends. That could be possible if someone were to be jacking off in broad daylight.

Me: Tom Fulp?
Tom: Yep
Me: Cool
*Wait until he's almost out of earshot*
Me: SAY HI TO APRIL FOR ME!

As long as you havent been logging on every minute of every day, I dont think much time has been wasted.

You'd think people would learn their lesson about making movies based on fighting games but no. Because people like making a few thousand dollars off of shit like that.

At 4/9/10 06:43 PM, SgtDK wrote: first pet's name and

Rosy

then your first streets name.

Eunice

Rosy Eunice. WTF?!?

At 4/5/10 07:35 PM, DarkTogepiX wrote:

At 4/5/10 07:27 PM, Lemmiwinks91 wrote:

Pokemon what happened to you?

It does seem like Ditto is used for nothing more than hot steamy sex.

I thought that was gardivior?

this happend to me one or twice but with safes. It may have been just a cruel joke to make you use your auto hacks or it gives you a reason to use those less security tile tonics.

At 3/31/10 03:42 PM, ThePretenders wrote: No drinking!

WARNING!! Alcoholic bevereges may appear in front of car randomly!

At 3/30/10 04:11 AM, LynchedJohNNY wrote: Holy shit! It's Pac-man and the freakin Death Star.

Hence the real reason the death star was destroyed.

My first shiny was a silver wurmple in Pokemon ruby. Of course, I was 7 at the time and started to think my game had a glitch. And so I promtly started a new game.
I learnt my lesson: 7 year old DePrati is a dipshit.

At 3/30/10 12:47 AM, kraze0R wrote: Also Justin Bieber went to Disney World this weekend, he probably did that to corrupt more the minds of over-hyped pre-teen who likes his singing, and doesn´t know what autotune is.

Oh no. He did more then just corrupt the minds of pre-teens. Must I remind everyone of the 3 year old?

At 3/30/10 12:16 AM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: AIDS simply weakens the body's immune system so that even a cold can kill you.

It's not AIDS that killed the beast...it was the common cold.

Just a little fun fact.

Now tell us a Fun fact about alzhiemer's

Does "Do a barrel roll!" ring any bells to you?

The thing I hated the most was that I was expecting it to be as scary as the first one. I was only mildly startled about 2 times the entire game.

At 3/28/10 02:26 PM, Salnax wrote:

At 3/26/10 09:50 PM, DePrati wrote:

At 3/25/10 10:09 PM, Salnax wrote: This one

YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.

You though you were hot? Guess what. You're not.

Also, lets not forget the great lip syncing.

At 3/28/10 01:20 PM, Panzerknacker wrote: Cole McGrath could beat Alex Mercer.

commence fanboy flamewar

I couldnt agree more. Cole would also beat alex in a "most interesting character" award as well.

Im serious.He's as boring as hell.

At 3/24/10 12:58 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote: Nope, I've never had this problem (I don't own any Nintendo consoles).

It's because Nintendo consoles typically contain games which don't contain overly violent or mature content, and therefore not percieved as masculine.

Now that I think about it....has nintendo ever made a rated M game?

At 3/25/10 10:09 PM, Salnax wrote: This one

YOU ARE DEAD, DEAD, DEAD.

As long as I dont have to hear sonics voice. I will be good.

At 3/20/10 03:13 PM, BazookaJack wrote:

At 3/20/10 02:11 PM, DePrati wrote: Brucie kibbutz. Who wouldn't want to live like a douchbag in liberty city?

hey do you have a problem with jewish people or something???

Brucie's jewish? I didn't know that and no I don't.

I've been known to act like an idiot when around people I don't know.

This has problebly been said several times but the ending of Twilight princess made me shed a couple tears.

I'm a procrastinator.

nuff' said

Brucie kibbutz. Who wouldn't want to live like a douchbag in liberty city?

At 3/14/10 03:44 PM, Sun-Wukong wrote: I've played through the entire first level of Superman 64, does that count?

I cant belive you made it that far without wanting to destroy your tv.

well, the single player campaign is extremly short but let me tell you, the last 3 hours of the game are problebly some the best you're ever going to expirence. There are a couple things that have impressed me less. First of all, its not as scary as the first one. Second, The big sisters are not as hard as you would expect and soon they just become a regular enemy (the big daddys are actually tougher). And third, there are not that many jaw dropping plot twists.

Despite that, its defienently worth buying.

At 2/13/10 08:11 PM, PikaRobo wrote:

At 2/13/10 08:04 PM, Killer-DuK wrote:

At 2/13/10 07:13 PM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: Eithe Shiva or the white chic from RE5

If they were real, I'd do them both at the same time. I'm just that fucking gangster.

I kind of need a name...

Their names are Sheva Alomar and Jill Valentine.

anyway, either midna or bayonetta.

At 2/10/10 03:02 AM, Dapper wrote:

At 2/9/10 09:31 PM, Flak wrote:

At 2/9/10 08:22 PM, X1SephX wrote: "hey niko wanna go play some pool"

BEEG AMEREECAN TEETEES

CUUUUUUUUZIN LET'S GO BOWLIN'

EVERYBODY GET IN THE CHOPPER! GET IT!

YOU AND ME NIKO, WE'RE GENETICLLY DIFFERENT

and pretty much anything else brucie says.

It's the god damn TV show thats making it look like pokemon is gay.

At 2/7/10 11:56 AM, mrweegee123 wrote: your not a true gamer until you've suffered through Superman 64.

Actually thats more like the gamer electric chair.