Your Personal Day of Death is...
Sunday, December 17, 2084

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, December 14, 2089

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, November 28, 2087

Well, the consensus is that I'll die some winter. Give or take about 5 years.

Consistant.

At 9/8/08 06:44 PM, Tramps wrote: 4. How easy is your alias to remember?
- It's one, real word, no numbers. .... +3
- It's a word with one or three numbers. ..... +2
- The word isn't easily understandable and it has many numbers/It's a word with many numbers. ..... +1

I got an 18, which isn't bad for 6 or so months of inactivity. This question irritates me though; I have two words.

At 7/7/08 10:24 PM, sonicmega wrote: Sega does what Nintendon't.

Die?

Wow, this thread went down way too quietly. I miss the days where I actually laughed at the BBS.

I could go into a huge rant about how Newgrounds was better in the old days, but frankly, it won't do any good.

Most definately the G-Wiz.

At 6/15/08 05:22 PM, ngman7 wrote: NO THEY AREN'T-I don't make cartoon porn-I don't see anything wrong with asking these questions.

Why do people make it if it isn't for sexual purposes?

To crush people's childhoods. What does that better than seeing your favorite childhood idol in a disgusting sexual situation?

At 6/9/08 11:18 PM, gcon1 wrote: the truth that is Rule 34...

there are some dirty minds out there

The funny thing is, he created www.wetriffs.com in the end.

Go figure.

At 6/16/08 01:19 AM, Guest8792 wrote: Actually, that song explains alot to me. I love it.

I am totally obsessed with that song at the moment. I have the entire thing memorized.

Because they're just like one of the guys, except they have tits.

I've been #5 lately, Newgrounds kinda sucks so I wandered off to /b/. Funnier conversations, but it's far easier to get left behind. I'll try again though, so it's a mix of 3 and 4.

At 5/14/08 10:02 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote: You ass. I wasn't about to spam your inbox. I was just asking you a simple god-damned question.

You're quick to block, aren't you?

KEEP IT IN THE PRIVATE MESS- oh wait.

I wouldn't be too bothered. Sure, it would be awkward, but his sexual preferance is his own, and almost all teenage boys look at porn once in a while. I'd be much more curious to know when I had a son.

It's fun to just type in song lyrics

webuser: I don't think you trust in my self righteous suicide
sternest: Unkindest Y-fronts to humility. Touchier disguise.

webuser: You're the priestess, I must confess, those little red panties they pass the test
sternest: Chemists stereotype furiousness. Spiritless spotted hyena athlete. Teeth ST.

webuser: Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy, diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie
sternest: Tidy bad, aged bath and ga-ga windbag. Good-bye! I a giddiest, piggish gaudy. Oi! Job up gem.

God I'm bored

At 5/9/08 11:28 PM, SizZlE666 wrote: Pics or it didn't happen?

Here you go.

I see no sandwich in this picture.

At 5/9/08 10:57 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: I often get deep questions confused with paradoxial jokes.

There's not really much of a difference, paradoxial jokes are just meant more for irony.

Like why is it when a package travels by car, it's shipment, but when it's on a ship, it's cargo?

I don't know what to say. It sounds like you've been thinking on this for a long time now, so it's not a hasty decision. Do it if you truly feel it will make you happy.

I just feel sorry that you can't enjoy the body you already have.

I don't really know that many people that are sheep, mostly because I hang out with the social rejects, the "rebels", and the people who don't really give a crap and like the group for its individual members, ie me.

But I do know what you mean, to a certain extent. I don't think I've ever sold out my ideals to like something others like and become popular, but I have done the opposite on many an occasion. For example just last night, I was at a videogame party thing, and they decide to pull out Call of Duty 3 or 4 or whatever. Being anti-first-person-shooter, I instant get annoyed and wait for half an hour as they play the first round. Second round, I say screw it, join in, and to my own disgust, I find I actually enjoy it. I won't be going out to the stores to pick a copy up, but if we ever get together and play it, I'll join in.

Anyways, I'll leave off here, because anything else I write will ramble off into a completely unrelated direction.

Just because Newgrounds can be considered a company doesn't mean it's a corporation. There are quite a few types of companies, sole proprietorships, partnerships, etc, but only corporations have stock. Also, even if Newgrounds is a corporation, it doesn't mean the stock is publically available.

At 4/22/08 07:52 PM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 4/22/08 07:52 PM, Homosecksual wrote: Definately the emo bands like Fall out Boy.

You are an idiot

Thank you. I never understood how Fall Out Boy was, in any way, considered emo, except for one song. I've always liked Fall Out Boy because I like ingenious lyrics, and their analogies and metaphors can, at times, be considered poetic, though possibly in a less than normally expected fashion.

Also, the titles of the songs amuse me, like Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends.

Anyways, I've don't like rap.

I find this somewhat hard to believe. To be electrocuted, he would have had to completed the circuit, which would have involved opening his mouth fairly wide to touch one end to his top teeth and the other and to his bottom teeth. To do that, it would either have to be intentional or complete idiocy.

Unless, of course, it was a 9-volt, in which case it would also explain why it hurt so badly.

This game is pretty awesome. I got eaten by a monkey, challenged death to a game of Zork, and transformed into a Grue, all in the same life.

I'm slightly confused.

More truth

At 3/27/08 05:34 PM, CryogenChaos wrote: Yet my friends think that I am, so whenever they K.O. me, they find it nessicary to shout, "YES, I KILLED LINK! HAHA, FUCK YES!". They do this only when they kill me.

Then just sort of turn to them and say "So?" Nothing quite takes the air out of gloating than seeing the person you gloat at not really care.

I make my friends mad for two reasons. One, I have the bizarre talent of being able to pick up a game, play it for ten minutes, and match the skill level of someone who's been playing it for several months. Also, I play for fun, so when I lose, I'm not that bothered. Consistantly losing sucks, but the first thing usually stops that from happening on any game I vaguely like.

You need to find something better to do.

At 3/21/08 10:38 PM, fohn-jarmery wrote:

With no mods around, i would personally spam MSPaint cocks

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

Meh, it's nothing big. I was diagnosed with ADHD, but I've pretty much outgrown it. Sure, kids can be hyper, but when they tie themselves to their chair with their shoelaces, they have a problem.

At 3/12/08 08:47 PM, LivinInTheSunlight wrote: Recent studies show that 96% of us will die at some point in our lives.

God damn it. We're so fucked.

Studies also show that 64.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

If it's for gaming, Alienware makes some awesome computers.

www.alienware.com

I am big but friendly and loyal. Of course, if you piss me off, things tend to get hot.

Arcanine

Holy shit, I was just going to be annoying and name some popular band to annoy people, but after looking through people's favorites... just wow.

OP's favorite list.

And yes, I realise that most people on here probably hate my music favorites, but at least they have some talent.

At 2/14/08 04:23 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Hua.

Woohoo inside jokes XD

Or anyone who's played Zelda.

It changes from time to time for me. Lately it's "your face", because it just doesn't make any sense.

Most threads are far too stupid to post in nowadays. I lurk, but generally don't care.

Also, this thread will have at least one happy F5.