No, using these improperly will make you look like an average person, typing it correctly will make you look like a socially awkward individual who is "too smart" for the average human, therefore excommunicated, in a sense, from society.

Talk to a dumb bitch in a superior form of English and watch how she rejects you.

Because, fat people are the people that talk shit on the Internet.

You fat fucks are the reason why trolls were invented, to cool the crowd.

Now get off your lazy fat ass and do something with your life!

Fact of the matter is, the most successful people in the world are in-shape.

Look at Tom Fulp, Tom Anderson, Bill Gates, etc.

Yeah, I'd rather be on the computer than with my friends most of the time...

They always wanna hang out/ bombard my AIM and it pisses me off.

The Internet is my best friend other than my right hand.

Drugs - 0% (Everyone who does drugs is a complete fucking moron)

Alcohol - 2% (I drank maybe twice in my life, both times I was severely depressed/ at a party)

Sex - 100% (I love sex, I fuck bitches all day)

There you go.

At 1/3/09 05:00 PM, Toukeman wrote:

At 1/3/09 04:51 PM, denose2003 wrote: I'm talking about every time they warn you, they add a percentile to your warn bar.

You'd be temp banned for 2-3 days like normal, but you'd also get a percentile tacked onto your warn bar.

o.O

This might work, but if a mod has had enough of someone, they'll just kick their ass of the site for just as long sooner.

It shouldn't be up to the mod whether or not anybody should be banned, it should be up to what the person did.

Kind of reminds me of that one douche bag mod who got stripped of his mod privileges because he was going around banning everyone for nothing.

At 1/3/09 04:43 PM, Toukeman wrote: I truely doubt a warn system would work on the BBS. In my opinion, the current ban system would work better than a warn system. With a warn system it would take multiple offences to get banned for a month or 2, while with the current ban system, one offence and the ban-hammer will fall. Also, a warn system could encouarge more spam and trolls due to the fact that they can contiue to spam and troll longer with very little conquence.

I'm talking about every time they warn you, they add a percentile to your warn bar.

You'd be temp banned for 2-3 days like normal, but you'd also get a percentile tacked onto your warn bar.

o.O

At 1/3/09 04:26 PM, doody1 wrote:

At 1/3/09 03:37 PM, lawlmaster wrote: Oh i see the runescape reference there.

RS has a ban system where you have 10 black dots if you get up to ten you get banned

You just gave yourself away by knowing this much about runescape.

Not a RS reference, Lawlmaster...

I mean, anybody who's ever used a forum will know about a warn-system.

Ohh, I remember I was like the first 500 people to play Runescape.

Played that back when the frontpage had like 2 skeletons (one on the left, one on the right I think)

At 1/3/09 03:55 PM, Sanjay wrote: People don't learn from their bans, so what good would a warning system do?

Well, you know how much forums have a warn bar.

1 month warn removal...

Like, if you were to get 100% warn you couldn't post for 2-3 months until you were back to 90%

Punishments like removal of sigs/ not being able to see sigs/ can't post pictures etc at higher warn levels would come into play.

I was just wondering if Newgrounds ran on a three-strike system/ hidden warn bar system.

Thanks!

At 1/3/09 03:54 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 1/3/09 03:50 PM, lawlmaster wrote:

At 1/3/09 03:49 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: People would post child porn and goatse and dead babies etc.
I would leave

or would you love it?

No it would make me feel even worse I would just leave until it got sorted out.

Or you'd spam with them to get your post count up.

GG?

At 1/3/09 03:51 PM, ForNoReason wrote:

At 1/3/09 03:44 PM, denose2003 wrote: What is "hateful" language?

So if I tell someone to fuck themselves I can get my account deleted/ perma banned? Lol...

I think a level of commonsense is in play there...

I'm guessing racism will get you banned, which makes sense - there's no need for it and it's bad for the community.

But, I should have the right to tell someone to fuck themselves w/o getting PBed

Then I would verbally destroy NG BBS...

At 1/3/09 01:10 PM, ForNoReason wrote: Do you have a list of all the girls/guys you've ever slept with?

I do, it's called my marriage license!

OWNED!

No, there's not enough wood in the world to make a list that big.

What is "hateful" language?

So if I tell someone to fuck themselves I can get my account deleted/ perma banned? Lol...

FedEx is a higher-end company.

If you go with UPS, you will, generally, pay a lower shipping fee.

Don't be dismayed at how UPS runs their business - they get paid less to do it.

Ah, first person to get it right!

So, if I go around the forums trolling you guys and calling you all names, I cannot get perm banned?

Please, some insight from a moderator/ someone with a third of a brain answer me.

Oh, and thanks for the free bumps + smaller insight - I appreciate it.

Is there such thing as warn on the BBS forums? If so, are you smart enough to explain how they work?

First person to do so is a genius.

Like, say, if you get temp banned off the forums 10 + times, how many strikes do you have left?

Also, to make it relevant to BBS - cocks.

At 8/20/08 01:54 AM, Serphyas wrote: Soda elsewhere is made with real (cane) sugar and tastes exponentially better and more natural, but here in good old 'Merica our sodas are filled with this toxic shit because it saves Coca-Cola money at the expense of the public's health.

And it doesn't stop at soda people. This shit is in our bread. BREAD. It's EVERYWHERE. Remember to read the product labels.

Torques my nuts.

I always wondered why Pepsi/Cola in a glass bottle tasted better and why Fanta in Romania tastes better.

o.o!!!

Bolo, thank you for the information.

I will call the University aforementioned and will get back to you with as much information as possible.

I, myself, am a health major...

At 8/20/08 01:25 AM, 36Holla wrote: I just gave up soda altogether. Even with the Diet, in the name I still don't drink it because even though it says no calories, I doubted that there was anything healthy about the stuff. Nothing wrong with a glass of cold water I say.

Cold water and Non-fat Skim milk is some of the best stuff you can drink.

Eat Spinach, eggs, turkey, lunch meats, etc.

I eat whatever I like (happens to be healthy stuff) and I'm in the best shape of my life (really good).

So, fat people could go eat a dagger.

At 8/20/08 01:18 AM, Laughingbox wrote: Truth: obesity is indeed caused mainly by sodas.

Yes, but you choose to be obese; stop blaming it on sodas/ Mcdonalds.

You have a brain, it's not anybodies fault but your own.

Your caloric additions per year are wrong.

We, as humans, are supposed to consume, on average, 2500 calories a day... Therefore, that would mean we would gain 260.7 pounds a year, if we went with your calculations.

We burn calories as well... So why are you factoring in weight gain without weight loss?

Diet sodas are, in fact, even WORST than non-diet sodas.

Studies have shown that people who drink diet sodas are actually fatter than people who drink regular sugar sodas.

The artificial sweeteners in "diet" sodas trick your metabolism and change your brain function, making you eat a lot more throughout the day.

Sodas are empty calories, I wouldn't recommend them at all.

But, get your facts straight before you go teaching people; you're like my mother, you think eating at night makes you fat, and that Carbohydrates aren't energy, and I could keep going on for a while.

At 8/16/08 02:04 AM, elliez3 wrote: guess you didn't see this
mostly, i had a fun day!

Eww at those people who got 1k saves >_>

Jealous...

I had to cook and shit, so I missed out on 300-400 saves.

Eww w/e

At 8/16/08 01:59 AM, Toasty4you wrote:

At 8/16/08 01:58 AM, denose2003 wrote: Aww, 3 away from 1337.

That would have been awesome.

That would of made the Internet crash for several year.

The amount of awesome that it would create would be impeccable.

What did you guys think about it?

I personally got like 500 Save points... o.o

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Aww, 3 away from 1337.

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No trials? Rofl

HOW DO I GET IT!??!?!?!

Nope, there's nothing to lie about; what you see is what you regret.

LOL MY COCK.

TS;DS

At 7/24/08 11:07 PM, GiantDouche wrote:

At 7/24/08 11:05 PM, Basspro55 wrote: This topic is totally uterine

I don't even know what that means. I hope it's good.

Stfu Random spawn.

You're... 13...

If that's the case, you know nothing about girls.

Having long hair doesn't keep girls off you, if you know how to style it, girls will be attracted to you.

Being a good looking guy actually helps QUITE a bit; first impressions work a lot of magic.

Just be yourself, and if that's the case, and girls STILL don't want you, then go gay because you're a fat failure and reject to the American society, which is pretty hard to achieve.