I hate jerks who submit shitty flashes

I.E. "my first flash"

Unless it has actual decenty. not a motion tween or two.

At 11/1/09 07:43 AM, citricsquid wrote:

What a fucking bullshit statement. Nobody enjoys them but they're a necessary evil. You know Newgrounds wouldn't be here today if it weren't for adverts? Dick.

Hold up, watch me care.
You watching?

Note to self, resume AdBlocking.

Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 (the ending to 2 is terrible, but the rest is sublime.)
Batman Returns
Donnie Darko
No Country for Old Men (Seriously, this movie rocked.)
Se7en
Pretty much anything by Tim Burton (Batman Returns bitch!)

You're not losing revenue from me.

1. I hate flash ads, seriously. I do.
2. I hate ads, seriously I do.

I don't click ads out of principle.

At 10/28/09 02:13 PM, Freaki-boy92 wrote: add an extra "0" on the end.
please, do.

HURR NURR OVER 9000 IS SO FUNNEI KOL 4CHAN IS FUNNEI GAIS

UH OH I BRAK ROOLZ 1 2 NOW OH NOWS

Uncharted? Good? HAH!

At 10/28/09 02:06 PM, MrPercie wrote:

At 10/28/09 02:03 PM, Monocrom wrote:
Druggie? No.

Pathetic? Yes.

Woah somone getting irritated because I think drug addicts are bad? Noooo...

Im not saying she aint pathetic just saying she could be a hole lot worse.

It's the common perception of a drug addict. A meth/coke/narcotic addict are usually swindling assholes.

At 10/28/09 02:02 PM, Gagsy wrote:

At 10/28/09 01:32 PM, Yorik wrote:

Apulling out and facials/swallowing all put together seem like they'd be sufficient.

You're an idiot if you think pulling out is a form of birth control.

Ever heard of pre-cum? It still contains semen you know.

I've no doubt this woman is on birth control pills and likely still gets men to wear condoms too. She's a smart girl apparently so she'd want to stay away from stds and the more she has sex the more at risk she is.

4% of Women who do it correctly will get pregnant. For such risky behaviour, those are some decent odds.

At 10/28/09 01:58 PM, XxRobJohnsonxX wrote:

At 10/28/09 12:38 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: It's over 900!

lmfao I had to

No you didn't It's not funny.
In the slightest.

At 10/28/09 12:28 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote:

At 10/28/09 12:24 PM, H-A-X-O-R-Z wrote: I hear my wallpaper is from a game, anyone know what it is?

How the fuck did I forget the picture?

If it's not Killing Floor. it's some generic picture drawn by some guy.
Doesn't look like it's from any specific game.

Beat It - Michael Jackson

HAH!

I hope you get molested.

At 9/18/09 10:01 PM, Proottalfain wrote: Can you explain what the gender-bender is?

I'm curious.

Most likely coming dressed as the opposite sex.

At 9/20/09 02:15 PM, braveman2 wrote: Odd, last time I check the wii sold over over twice what the xbox 360 did. Well thats game informer for ya. I also heard somewhere that microsoft said that they no longer need games to be in hd. Just some info.

No, don't worry about creditbility. Wii sales are top right now. Slightly less than double the 360's.

At 9/20/09 02:14 PM, golem-destroy wrote:

At 9/20/09 02:09 PM, SpAzArDoUs wrote: stupid shit

Hey your just jelus dat ur 'old games' arent as good as modern games today liek halo and star wars force unleashed. so yeah, stop bein a old timer.

Jesus Christ, do you mean to be an absolute idiot every thread you go into?
Seriously, stop talking about video games if you're gonna be a god damn idiot about it.

Graphics =/= Good Game.

At 9/20/09 02:09 PM, golem-destroy wrote:

At 9/20/09 02:07 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote: Just because Sony had one crappy console does not mean they should stop.
I hate to tell you, but Playstation and Playstation 2 dominated the sales during their respective time periods.

No Xbox and Halo did.

Yup, Xbox totally beat Playstation 2's, at least 100 million, sales with a measly 24 million.
Now shut the fuck up and do some research fanboy.
100 Million confirmed.

At 9/20/09 02:03 PM, golem-destroy wrote:

At 9/20/09 02:02 PM, iateamexican wrote: I said it 2 years ago and I'll say it again, Sony.

Sony should only stick to TV and nothing else.

Just because Sony had one crappy console does not mean they should stop.
I hate to tell you, but Playstation and Playstation 2 dominated the sales during their respective time periods.

At 9/20/09 01:56 PM, data662 wrote: First of all it's a fucking Goomba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST OF ALL HE WAS FUCKING KIDDING
LOL IM MAD

At 3/11/07 06:22 PM, SirXVII wrote:

I love how you are defending the HDTV and not the consoles.

That's because you offered no legitimate criticism towards the console. Arguing with you on that ground would be catering to retarded fan boy trolling.

Yeah, I know they rock, but I probably won't be seeing that kind of money ever.

I know I could've gotten a 20 inch for $300 one time, but I wasn't sure if it was worth the hassle.

Why say so anyway? Do you work at a Best Buy or something, or do you own one?

Becuase if you work at a Best Buy one could "accidently" fall off of the truck...

As for the HDTVs being 'too expensive'.
From the jump to Black and White to Color how much would that cost you intially? Doh shit,

1,000 dollars.

When you get older. you'll understand.

All children, are idiots.

All of them.

At 9/10/09 04:47 PM, Masterzakk wrote:

. He didn't do jack shit and he was a horrible artist. Micheal Jackson is very far from being metal and he is lame.

Age/Gender: 16

I rest my case.

That's what she gets for being disabled.
SHE'S SLOWING EVERYONE DOWN!

At 8/12/09 04:49 AM, MrJacker09 wrote: I think should get P90 workout videos I hear great things about them.If that doesn't work try a diet theres not much more I can say.

Yes. They are effective (according to Informercialscams.com)
Another thing to note, for the P90 routine to be effective. You NEED to stick to the diet.

4 is good..
The first one and 3 are ok.

The rest are silly and stupid.

Pandora is the WORST with bullshit advertising.
Their entire site is an advertisement, they limit their free users to 48 hours a month unless you pay.
THANK GOD FOR LAST.FM

Stop being an idiot, actually think to yourself "Am I being a dumbass?" and if you are. Shut the fuck up.

At 8/4/09 10:35 PM, poxpower wrote:

Yeah I liked that show.
Also the Nostalgia Critic is a retard and I wish he died a terrible death. Man he's annoying, constantly gesticulating, missing the mark on every joke, trying way too hard to be funny...
At least he does decent editing. BAH

Eh, I think he's hit and miss. His most recent videos have bored the living crap out of me.
The 'Drug Special', 'Street Fighter/Mortal Kombat', and 'Titanic: The Animated Musical' were entertaining to say the least.

Ben Croshaw leads the pack out of those three..

They're school gangs. They don't matter.

This is not advertising, this is just relevance. I figured since I couldn't find a thread about it, this would be a good place to post a contest on Flash Games.

If there is a current thread, delete this one..or move it.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/contests /register/stonkinggreatgame_09

For those of you farmilar with Zero Punctuation, done by Ben 'Yahtzee' Croshaw. The Escapist is holding a contest in which any one can make a game, and submit it to Zero Punctuation. The best one will have it reviewed and you'll get a Zero Punctuation goodie-bag.

I figure most people who are into making Flash Games would be interested..this will give the winner a lot of exposure. Since Ben Croshaw has a relatively large fan-base.

At 8/4/09 09:52 PM, Davidzx wrote: I prefer to watch AVGN videos myself, never got much into the critic movies.

I don't like AVGN more than Critic..AVGN tries too hard with the cussing.

There is a point to where swearing is funny, then you're just using it as some immature obsession. I prefer his more tame videos like his console discussions. Rather than his 7 minutes of FUCK SHIT ASS FUCK FUCK etc. etc.

In the Transformers review he made a comment. "This game is harder than taking a piss in a shot glass on a record player.." at that point I thought it was funny it was realistic and funny...but then he continued with "on the back of a cheetah while riding on a unicycle." It was a bad attempt at being 'random'.