I don't think that I've actually managed to get away with anything. I'm a really bad liar.

Shotgun at point blank range.

Ouch.

The wit, it burns.

I for one think that conspiracy theorists are hilarious.

...That kinda creeps me out. Is this person brain damaged, by any chance?

People.

"I inquire of you, people of Newgrounds, shouldst mine chickens beist making such a peculiar noise, comparable to a swarm of bees on a summer morn? Answer quickly, I beg, lest some misfortune fall upon them and I."

Sounds like you need to replace a fuse!

Not that I know what I'm talking about, or anything...

*grabs popcorn and sits back to enjoy the end of the world*

Consider yourself lucky. This morning, my supervisor had to leave work early because her brother was beaten and mugged, and in the hospital.

Last I heard, he was on a respirator and they had put him into a drug-induced coma...

At 3/13/08 08:17 PM, x-Exodus-X wrote: "I don't know how I did it," Persinger told the newspaper. "Good living, I guess. A lot of good food. Steaks, fried potatoes."

Haha, in the US, Steak and fries are considered good food...

GOOD food, yes. HEALTHY food, no.

But Outback is still awesome.

At 3/11/08 12:06 PM, MyMonkey wrote: 1 Brit hiding in a bunker in a bullet vest with a huge gun versus 150 untrained, unorganised, badly armed scumbags. Sounds fair to me.

...Did you actually read the article? I'm just gonna assume no and call you an idiot.

I lost both my tonsils to strep.

Apparently, I'm immune now.

At 3/11/08 11:54 AM, sheffgb wrote:

I wasn't boasting, just giving some background info, I felt like trying something new.

Well, cancer is something new, I suppose...

A high-powered tranquilizer gun.

Um...
City of Heroes, about four hours.
I was sick.

I will freely admit that I don't know enough about this topic to successfully debate it.
However, if this subject interests you, I have a book for you to read.

"Radical eye for the Infidel Guy"
It's a very good read.

...That's its tail.

Nearsighted much?

You are going to die a broken man at age thirty.

At 2/25/08 11:08 PM, rockerguy15 wrote:

they've been togeher about a month, her friends actually told him that before she did

Then I'd say it's time for her to get different friends.

At 2/25/08 11:01 PM, rockerguy15 wrote:

At 2/25/08 01:51 AM, Zerok wrote:

At 2/25/08 01:31 AM, rockerguy15 wrote: my little brother told me this and he wanted me to see what other people think

And he got this information from...?

his girlfriend told him

Now THAT worries me a little...
Have they been together a long time, or does she make a habit of spouting secrets of an extremely personal nature to everyone within range?

...Invader Zim.

Also The Tick.

Especially when you realize that most of the single-ply stuff will wind up in the most horrid of public bathrooms. Ecch.

When did the BBS get a spellcheck system? Me likey.

At 2/25/08 10:35 PM, MoriChax wrote: oops damn I forgot the damn picture

I WANT ONE OF THOSE.
It looks awesome.

You can't see my faaace.

Nope. All of my funny is spontaneous.

"Would you like some JYROUP on your blueberry MUFFLE?"

YES.
My legs are still killing me.
Uh, I use about ten different excersize machines, all for different muscle groups.
It works, though. I'm much stronger than I was before.

Well, once when I was asleep, I was woken by the sound of some of my books falling over. This woke me up, and I froze, trying to decide what it was. Then something knocked over the trashcan next to my bed. I jumped about ten feet from my bed to the light switch, turned it on, whipped around and saw...
Our very confused dog. I have no idea what I would have done if it had actually been something threatening.

I had braces for two years and now my teeth are awesome.

Honestly, they're not that bad. Stop whining.

I could use a pile of pancakes right now...

Well, I hate to enforce a steriotype, but I'd have to say chocolate.

Though I'll also take sweet baked goods.