The Scorpion. Shot of everything on the bar.

You want to be nice, hold her in your arms and dalmly but sadly tell her why it won't work. You want to be an ass, tell her she needs to find a boyfriend, since she no longer has one. Anything more rude, and i hope she stabs you. Always do breakups face-to-face. ANything else is proving you are the god of dickheads.

Ugh, you guys can't rhyme.

You can,t rap, you fake little faggot,
You got a big booty little man let me tag it!
Rappin like a woman, but still you try to clown,
i'll kick you in yo ass, and watch you jump around.
You really can't hack it with the master, son,
Need to sit yo ass down 'fore i blast you one!

I made my own bong which was a water-based bong but had a fan in it, and instead of a mouthpiece it was a surgical mask (like the ones they give you the gas and oxygen in). Best. Bong. Ever. One small bud could get 5 people fucked up in a matter of minutes. (with good weed, obviously) The nest part was if you left the fan going, blew out the smoke totally, it also freshened the chamber so when the pigs raided my house and took my cokehead dad to jail with his 8-balls they couldn't call it paraphernalia because all it had was tobacco ( i always put some flavored tobacco in it and burned it for the appearances), and i was 18 at the time.

At 6/4/09 12:33 PM, andhination wrote: I see no bullets. Just recoil.

Her boob job impeded her brain, resulting in her firing blanks. And on a lighter note, i'd just watch.

bouncy bouncy bouncy

That's not as bad as my sister's present for me. She got her boyfriend a bottle of that Stetson cologne shit, and me a hunting rifle. She had notes fro them both. His was "use this on yourself and think of me" Mine was "Knock 'em dead". She got the notes mixed up, and suddenly i got a gun with "use this on yourself and think of me" and he got a bottle of cologne with what sounded like a breakup note. She had a bad Christmas.

Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker. Remember that and you'll go far. My dad was a coke head (still is, but he claims he's clean) and he totally changed. 100% difference, man. Stay the fuck away from the white girl. Get yourself something fun, like weed or a fifth of Jack. Or pull an Ozzy and spend the night at the bottom of a bottle of gin.

At 6/4/09 12:29 PM, m4ttg4bs3v wrote: why do you people have to put something pervy? you could steal Colonel Sanders Secret Recipe nut no you gotta have to do something weird like invisible rape

The secret recipe is Drake's batter mix with garlic powder and onion powder. Problem solved.

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch.....

At 6/4/09 09:58 AM, Tykwa wrote: Happy Birthday Krinkles, I baketed you a cake.

This is how things would go down.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/46 8840

The cake iz a lie!

I would walk around in a Santa suit saying i'm the ghost of Christmas Bullshit.

Oh lawdy...... You done sparked off an endless flame war.... i'll take the door.

Honestly, i believe the BBS really needs a relaxation of some of the common practices. Relax on the bans, and the deletions. Honestly, locking a topic is more of an obvious thing: we can still see what actions caused the topic to go by the wayside, and the same topic won't pop up in two hours. Also, Mods maybe making posts other than official BBS business once in a while is a good thing. Most mods on here were chosen for their intelligence, fairness, and wit. We see the fairness (sometimes) and the intelligence (sometimes), but the wit? Seriously, lighten up. Don't hold back on a joke just cause you're a mod. I hardly see anything mods post making me laugh (then again, all humor on the BBS is dwindling) we need more humor, more joke threads. Spam about pointless unfunny things is one thing. Parodies are another.

I don't see why anyone cares. It's not funny, but it isn't sad either. Did any of you know her? Did any of you even know he had a daughter before she died?

At 5/30/09 02:32 PM, gradenator wrote: HOW? How would this world be a "better place"? WTF. This BBS would be a better place if fuck-offs like you would just stop posting. You didn't even list one fucking reason to your statement. There are none. You're a shithead.

You're just projecting your anger at the mommy who didn't love you and the dad who loved you all night long onto random people online.

Light it and then throw it into the woods.

Yay for forest fires!

If you can't use a toaster, i feel sorry for anyone who sees your VCR's clock.

I don't believe there's any pit of fire, since for me and many other, Hell is a place called "home". However, i'm not sure if i believe the pearly gates and solid gold streets shit, either. idk, really.

It's people like that that i wish i could get a Doberman Pinscher to show them what doggy style is REALLY all about .......... But then again, the poor dog would have to hump that useless piece of shit. DO dogs have standards? O.o

At 5/27/09 12:50 AM, WeHaveFreshCookies wrote: I could fuck that many girls in the time it takes me to eat lunch.

Then you really need to work on your stamina. lol

At 5/25/09 12:22 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: I don't think Funkbrs was hugged enough as a child.

This man has so much hate in his veins, I'm surprised he doesn't die.

He makes hate look cool though lol

slurp slurp slurp.

rotflmao

I miss Wade, he nees to post more. ._."

At 5/25/09 10:39 AM, Reckon wrote: Wow you took orders from a girl. I feel sorry for you.

I take orders from my gf all the time. Srsly, i'm whipped and proud of it XD

Doing the Caramelldansen IRL to techno O.o

Here's another good one. God says violence is a sin. And that Jesus was sinless. So why the FUCK was Jesus able to make a whip and beat the money-changers in the temple? I rest my motherfuckin case you iggernant fucktarded Bible-thumping Doorbell-ringing-at-7-in-the-fucking-mor ning ASSHAT CHRISTIANS! That is all.

At 5/25/09 08:26 AM, snapper5 wrote: i quite liked it, but then again, its british humour, so you americans might not enjoy it

its a cock!

I fucking love British humor lol

Honestly, i don't wanna be a mod. A bunch of anoying bastards yelling at me, having to decide whether to lock/not lock a topic with little potential, having to listen to people calling me a power abuser for actually sing my mod powers.... no thanks, i'd rather be shot.

At 5/23/09 04:52 PM, AdDeOWN wrote: Well.
She told me that she liked me, and her friend did too,
What the fuck should i do?
No.. im not joking.

Get laid. ._."

Dood. Obvious troll is....... yeah you get the point.