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At 5/26/08 03:40 PM, Gatling wrote:

At 5/26/08 03:14 PM, Demonio94 wrote: so umm I guess you can say you sharted

THATS A CROSS BETWEEN TAKING A SHIT AND FARTING lol

That's not a real word, fatass!

lol South-Park is getting old

I KNOW ITS NOT A REAL WORD

its just a cross between 2 words jeez...

rob a bank you will have more than 20 bucks! :D

nah just kidding I really don't know go learn the skills of pickpocketing like this duck :D lol

At 5/26/08 03:19 PM, SleepyFox wrote: Unplug

yeah unplug is good i got it

nothing there is nothing else to do

:there really isnt

At 4/18/05 12:09 PM, Ben wrote: OMG spyro would pwn him with his flmethrower mouth of doom!!111

but crash can use his spinning power to absorb the fire into a spinning tornado and send it right back to him :P

so umm I guess you can say you sharted

THATS A CROSS BETWEEN TAKING A SHIT AND FARTING lol

At 5/26/08 02:21 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: I'll do a recognizable flash:

"what the fuck, I didn't expect that!"

metal gear awesome

oh god o.O

yeah idk :P

At 5/26/08 12:03 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: Some colorful shits i've taken:
brown: the regular type of shit
green: usually happens when i havent taken a shit in a while, but then feel an urge to take one
orange: happened once in my life and the only explanation i had was i ate about 15 oranges that day
red: happens frequently after eating hot cheetos

so the only colors from the color wheel i have not had are violet, blue and yellow. white is impossible. i have come close to a gray turd but it was slightly brown and i take slightly brown black shits whenever i eat too much fiber and the turd becomes very dense, usually giving me constipation.

what isn't impossible

take a look at this and it will explain how white crap is possible just look through

cool IR wiiin lolol :P

At 5/25/08 11:35 PM, Jacked-Off-Lantern wrote:

At 5/25/08 11:31 PM, flaws wrote: No actually, it's a first symptom of AIDs. Go see a doctor, or your penis will turn green as well.

AIDS? You gotta be kidding me. I crapped green shit when I was about 4 or 5. Until now I haven't yet got any sexual experience.

>.> maybe you ate something that caused the green shit

lol that has happened to me a couple of times.. heck one time I took a black shit... lmao but yeah don't worry about it

wow.... o.O I couldnt help it :o

I already knew I was spaniard but...
( yeah I know I didn't get many results but meh )

holy crap.... o.O lol SEND IT TO THE GUINEAS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!!! you would totally win the most spam evarrrr :P lol or idk >.>

ummm maybe you should send it to microsoft to fix it or replace it

ok yeah but a ski mask one, get like a realistic air soft pistol or something sneak up behind him, scare the shit out of him using it then bash his head in with the gun lol

google is probably the most well known search engine ever the only person that probably has never used google 1 time would be someone who has never used a computer in his/hers life.

lol I wanna see someone watch that on acid... that woul probably be one hell of an acid trip XD

uuuugh! YES! I freakin hate chain letters. THEY GET ON MY NERVES! I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE BULL CRAP BUT IT IS FREAKIN' ANNOYING THE AMOUNT OF IDIOTS THAT BELIEVE IT... superstitious fucks....

MINGEBAGS!

At 5/25/08 07:30 PM, Demonio94 wrote: did ya know there is an NG theme for firefox, the only problem is that it only works with the firefox beta 3

ohhh nvm i found another one for firefox 2

did ya know there is an NG theme for firefox, the only problem is that it only works with the firefox beta 3

military, If i'm going down I'm going down fighting, and if I live I'll Get money :P

trash my computer go back to best buy and tell them "it fell" replace it and I'm good :P

wtf I was looking foward to the new arby and chief and now I find this out... WTF?!

I beleive that a mirror is just glass filled with some sort of reflecting polished glass :o idk lol

At 5/11/08 11:37 AM, 0nKILL wrote: Something really strange happened, i was talking with my kousin and my mom so after i walk into my room close the door and lock it, i take 2 steps and realize... i dont have a lock on my door i look back and there is no lock, But i clearly remember locking it.

Any explenations?

yeah... I think your just trpin 'nuff said lol... by the way hy did you spell "cousin" with a "K"?

I guess given up - linkin park