sounds like a bad german porno

the word pie flows off the tounge. Personally I prefer other pastries...

Wow. I'd probably kill myself if I lost free access to the internet.

the pic says it all.

Check this out, it's a great way to get traffic to your website!

http://www.hitmonger.com?21853

errmmm....

This is much more relaxing.

adopt

You're an idiot.

At 2/26/04 06:18 PM, ryanryan wrote: Hey everyone I have a really funny idea for a
flash movie it's really awesome I need a good drawer
and a good voice actor! Reply on this board or Email me at\
ryan_cool54@hotmail.com

which part exactly do you do?

jk

The hallways of my school are like obstacle courses of dealings, makeouts, and all around loitering. I love going to a school that has over 300 people more than it should.

I'm against immigration to the US, but not really against cultural diversity or anything- I think it should be limited, in one way or another.

argh!

At 5/30/03 10:01 AM, TomFulp wrote: Sorry I have been so quiet lately... I just moved back from Atlanta to Philadelphia. Driving a UHAUL for 14 hours SUCKS! Sherbert had to sit there next to me the entire time, too.

Poor kitty :(

At 5/11/03 01:23 AM, Ben_Spurgin wrote: <Sigh> why don' they make games like they used to??
Hey how about a Duck Tales parody? Or another game I played a lot back in the day was Faxanadu. I swear the guy looks like he's running around in his underwear most of the time.

Yeah, that would be cool. I used to play that duck tales game on my old PC all the time. At least you can't advertise a crappy drink in that one.

At 5/10/03 01:50 PM, rsdig wrote: One of my favorite video games as a kid was Kid Icarus for the old NES. I don't know why it took me so long to come up with a spoof for it. Fans of the Sobe Energy Drink commercials should get a kick out of it. Check it out here!

Exactly How many fans of the Sobe drink commercials are there? Last time I checked, commercials were for ignoring and programs were for watching.

Could you guys do me a favor? A local band I'm familiar with is coming out with a new album, and their site has a poll to determine the name of it. This is fine, but some people are voting for a lame choice and I would hate to see the new album get named it. If you could go to the following link and click the vote button(the poll is halfway down the page, and the default selection is the desired choice)I would greatly appreciate it.

click here

Bacon! cozzers!

beware the boakitten

beeeeeeeboooooo

At 1/10/03 09:28 PM, Wise_boy wrote:

At 1/10/03 09:17 PM, LiLDaVeY wrote: Beebo should be the final level before the NG level!

You see, I'm looking for weapons, not for characters but if I get more than like 5 levels like beebo's one, I'm going to update my Special feature with those in Unknown levels.

Beebo is a weapon. A very lethal weapon.

It's 'enhanced'. You have pretty good english though.

l337

At 1/10/03 04:53 PM, night_raider wrote: im probably not the first to say it, but i think people who have made a movie that passed should be allowed to vote. i havnt made a movie yet i know, but im workin real hard on one. voting is a privelage right? then dont people need to earn the privelage?

That may seem like a good idea, but it isn't. The bulk of newgrounds visitors can't do that. If they can't vote on a movie, they won't be so motivated to visit the site as much. Lowering the interactivity of newground to over half the population of its visitors would be bad. Of course I wouldn't mind at first, I made a movie (pretty bad but it lived).... but eventually if that progressed the traffic would screech to a halt and the profits would be too low to continue the site.

At 1/10/03 04:46 PM, Buck_Uncle wrote:

At 1/10/03 04:44 PM, Demonic_Pengin wrote: If clock movies always get blammed, then why do about 15 movies show up when you click on the bar of moview made by say, strawberry or orange clock?

I find them entertaining, that is, is the intention is to be silly. A lot of clock movies are overlooked mainly because they have clocks. Many of these movies are great and show a lot of effort. There are a few poser clocks that are kind of annoying but for the most part they have good movies.

Some of the clock movies are great, like N, haha or orange clock saves xmas, but strawberry clock takes a dump, is pathetic, why would I wanna load 4 mgs of motion tweens of a clock, an infant monkey can motion tween,
I don't understand why people complain their motion tweens don't get five and email Wade

I agree. There are a bunch of stupid things even some of the good clocks have made. If you wade through the shit though, you can find some good movies, and that is what I judge them by; not something they obviously didn't try to make very good.

If clock movies always get blammed, then why do about 15 movies show up when you click on the bar of moview made by say, strawberry or orange clock?

I find them entertaining, that is, is the intention is to be silly. A lot of clock movies are overlooked mainly because they have clocks. Many of these movies are great and show a lot of effort. There are a few poser clocks that are kind of annoying but for the most part they have good movies.

I have noticed something...

I can't be sure if the cause is the "blam" scare, but newgrounds has been running excruciatingly slow. After the upgrade I noticed a difference, it was faster. Now... it takes 3 minutes to load the portal page. Is this just me? I have a cable modem.

Wade...

I'm not sure about this, but I think people need a bit more motivation to start voting higher. Some people probably are, but when they vote a 2, or maybe 3 on a movie that's blammed by the other users they miss out on a protection point. The viewpoint would be " Gee, before, when I voted 0, I got a point. I listen to wade, and no point. What happened?". There has to be some way of getting the ball rolling, because without entire support the idea may not work.

I also just wanted to say that I agree with your opinion of letting low end movies get by. This will probably in the long run create better authors and improve content.

One last question: What happened to the 'batting average' in personal profiles? Did I miss something? I must have.

At 1/9/03 09:05 PM, Green_Glow wrote: Man...

Theres a lot of Anti-NG posts here now...

Lets not attack the NG admins personally and all...

NG is still good... I just hope that this BIG BROTHER thing doesnt change the way ideas and oppinions can be exchanged here on NG...

I was thinking too... if one person votes 0 on every movie they see... does it REALLY make that big of a difference?

I mean... the votes measure the over-all oppinion of the voters anyway right? No one persons vote will single handedly decide the fate of a movie...

I'm pretty sure I have the same viewpoint. This is why I asked for the numbers in my previous post. I don't think that would happen either but more than one user? how about 10? 20? How many people are doing this? If it's like 3 forget it; not worth the observation.

I think it's interesting how much chaos has been caused by one post.

Some of us take this site a bit too seriously. Do you guys realize that without the users, newgrounds would be nothing?

I have nothing against the site, but you act like you're being repressed or something. What the hell is this? The french revoloution? If we were to just stop going to this site, the whole thing would dissapear. I don't think we have to worry about something that would decrease the traffic to newgrounds. It won't happen; they aren't stupid.

I would just like to know what they would gain from this. The blamming has gotten out of hand, but most things that are decent have lived. Crap goes, effort stays. Not to say that crap doesnt have effort. It takes effort to move a mouse. But it takes some skill and knowledge to create a good flash. I have yet to see something that I truly thought was good get blammed. I believe the system is fine as it is, and should be left alone... but if it has to be changed, I just hope it isn't so drastic to change how I view newgrounds.