April 1st already? *looks at calendar*

It's true. They wear a flame-protected suit and play on a crappy home metal pad though. They base it somewhere near San Diego, or something.

*finishes his popcorn*

Fuck. I'm out of popcorn.

....

*opens up a bag of skittles and M&M's*

"Do you ever get those really weird red bumps on your dick? Isn't that weird and itchy?"

".............................>_>;;;"

Asked by a really old friend of mine.

*sits back with a bag of popcorn*

At 7/18/06 01:28 PM, Ozcar wrote:

At 7/18/06 01:27 PM, DemonHybrid wrote: Discuss.

Discuss? There's nothing to discuss...

However, we could point out that yes: You're an asshole...

Did you use your seat belt?

Go fuck yourself ozcar.

Seat belt on. It was a fender bender.

Got into my first car accident, a fucking fender bender, and everyone at school saw it and probably think of me as a huge ass. No real damage was done to each car but she took my information.

Discuss.

TOP FIVE MOVIES:

5. sex and the bedroom

Uh, what the fuck?!

Wow, well, that's epic.

Uh...that's a GOOOOD thing.

Glad you weren't like me then. My first kiss was an all out make-out session during a movie. It blinded and deafened me for a little while, I can't imagine what it'd do to you.

Go ahead

At 4/3/06 09:03 PM, CrazyCory564 wrote: You knew this was "coming".....

How sharp am I?

At 4/3/06 09:00 PM, -DaftPunk- wrote: I've never cried before reading a book, but when our class finished reading "Flowers for Algernon" a girl cried so hard she had a nosebleed. For 8 hours. And had to go to the hospital.

And she died.

At 4/3/06 07:24 PM, NRA3094 wrote: "pick a card"

Gambit in X-men: Next dimension

Agreed wholeheartedly

Your colon > You roflz lolz pwnz0r

It happens, at least no one knew. Be happy for that.

I live here on Earth with everything laid out for me, and when I die, something happens. I don't believe in a god because I already have the stuff I want, so I don't really care. So I beat your point by simply not giving a shit. :)

Shoot.

At 3/13/06 07:09 PM, DemonHybrid wrote: This would be a nice time for an entire episode devoted to mocking the fuck out of "Chef" and how he's secretly a gay Scientologist.

But that's just my opinion.

I'm bookmarking this page just incase I'm psychic.

I'm a little late on the draw here. I realize that.

This would be a nice time for an entire episode devoted to mocking the fuck out of "Chef" and how he's secretly a gay Scientologist.

But that's just my opinion.

I'm bookmarking this page just incase I'm psychic.

Simpsons would never do that. They're too family orientated.

At 3/12/06 10:41 PM, Hamslice wrote: Did you burn a puppy >=(

You fucking win.

I think that's cool.

I regularly lose respect for tons of people because "they went to a party and lost their virginity to a guy who they just met that night" or "they took advantage of a drunk girl and lost their virginity by coaxing them into sex". You win. Lots of money and a new car.

You fucking sicko. I hope you aren't close to being serious. And even so, you should get the shit slapped out of you.

Slot.

XDDDD

Ahhhh =( I'm sorry about Gerald.

<3 Gerald.

What the...

It passed judgement. Ladies and gentlemen...Flash Number 300,000

Yeah um...ehehe...my fault! ^_^;;

Oh my lord. I voted 0 on the 300,000th (..it sucked) and I protected it. Oh, what did I do?

At 3/7/06 10:45 PM, -Redder- wrote: Instant Fear;just add large,black man!

Racism, boo.

Actually, in the last few minutes, I think I was helped enough. :) Thanks. I just needed a kick in the butt to get me going.

Do your own damn homework.

If I wasn't going to...I'd drop my piano over at your house and have you record my commercial for me ;)

At 3/7/06 10:39 PM, Fifer wrote: this one is an actual one i've seen

no purchase nessicary, look inside bag for details

Yeah, stuff like that. Could an actual fake item be used with that kind of disclaimer? I mean...what was the item that had the disclaimer on it?

At 3/7/06 10:36 PM, Calamitus wrote: Instant bruise: Just add fist

Special Sauce: Just add jack

Well...I'm looking more at other ideas. Not instant things. Like...invisible clothing. Or a pillow made out of cactus, but it has to be funny. I lack in funny.