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no thats just a random name i chose

and not really, my moms upstairs upset and half of my shit is destroyed.

uh yeah dickhead this is the only website with a forum that i go to and i have nobody to talk to. though last time i was here some of you were assholes. my closest friend is at the police station right now probably wont see him for a while.

hey havent been on this site in a while but its my last resort. i was hanging outside with my friend earlier today, when my uncle pulls up. my whole family shunned him years ago when he beat my grandpop with a baseball bat and robbed him for drug money. we were chilling and he comes up, i immediately got upset knowing hes around to cause trouble. he walks up to us, obviously drunk and says "wheres your pops" (he died last year in a fatal garage accident and he knows this) i said "russel get the fuck out of here, the family hates you" so his face turns red, he walks way and speeds out of my driveway in his pick up truck. me and my friend go inside.

about 45 minutes later. my friend gets a call from his gf telling him shes done with him. he starts crying, im trying to comfort my friend when suddenly i hear a loud bang. i run out into the living room and my fucking uncle is busting down the door with a metal pipe. it wasnt even locked, fucking drunk dumbass. my mom runs out screaming, telling him shes calling the police. hearing he this he starts hitting the door even harder, im scared shitless, my mom grabs the phone and a knife.

the door finally busts down and he walks in stumbling, he drops the metal pipe and being drunk off his ass falls over the coffee table and knocks the tv off the wall and the screen breaks. he gets up "that aint stopping me bitch" putting his arms up in a fighting stance. he starts jumping over he pulls out the computer wire and drags the computer out on the floor, still hopping over, the case fucking breaks.

he tries to swing at my mom, throwing his arm at her and lunging but he fails miserably and hits his stomach on the kitchen chair. falling on his face he gets up, starts stumbling backwards swinging his arms around, he grabs the corded phone in the kitchen and runs at us, trying to use it as a weapon i guess, but the cord streched out and the phone tore out of the wall, he falls sideways, into my fridge then onto the floor. the fridge fucking fell on him with door open. i hear him screaming under the fridge and see orange juice and shit mixed with blood puddling out from underneath. in the mean time my friend is screaming in my room kicking shit and punching walls. The police finally arrive, pull the fridge, my uncle was out cold and broke his shoulder, they summon an ambulence.

hearing banging in my room they walk in and my friend charges at them and gets tazered. he fucking screams, paralyzed and falls into my toybox/desk and it fucking brakes, taking my tv and 360 down with it, hes arrested, my uncle went to the hospital and is now in the icu. (fuck him they should've let him die.) and now im on my basement computer which is slow as shit, with no tv, no xbox in my room, my mom upset, the kitchen destroyed and god knows whats going to happen to my friend.

jesus christ what the fuck, im fucking fed up

At 3/28/10 11:48 PM, REDSPADES wrote: Is this one of those threads where you're saying you've returned to the BBS?
Which is also one of those threads that isn't allowed?

Also, no-one here is your m8, especially with a name like Steffon.

lol look at this bitch boy right here, lol m8, ive been visting this site since you sucked your mom's well-endowed members if you know what im saying m8 ;) lol

lol m8 we all know you some angry wanker who gets raped by his sadist drug dealer bubba on the wAy home from work m8 and then gets pussy whipped by his wife m8 rofl

then you probably go take a good wank since you can't get any pussy twat m8 well lol m8 imma go hit this fanny floosie now m8 lol you enjoy yourself wanka

At 12/4/09 01:35 AM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: Hahahahah, a gutter pierced his lung?
This story is so fake it's not even humorous.

zomfg my friend called me back again and told me everything was alright then i heard his dad screaming in the background and it was getting louder! then he started shouting "LO-LO-LOOOK OUUTTTSSS GA SSSS OWW SSSS GAH SSIN-I-INCOMING WICKY DONG BOOTICKACHA" and my friend started screaming and was ran over by the wheelchair and i heard them flying down the stairs screaming and then it disconnected.

holy fuck holy fuck!

At 12/4/09 01:22 AM, Yacazuma wrote:

At 12/4/09 01:21 AM, DementedNephew wrote: omg this is horrible omg..

More sob stories? They aren't working.

i was actually listening on the phone.. my friend asked his dad whats wrong and he said "no-no-no-noth-th-thing soooon. wicky wicky. NOPROBLEMO REMIX oo ticka ahh" and then fell off of his wheelchair and began screaming!! then my friend began screaming and hung up1! omfg what could happen next...

omg my friend whos bruce's son told me he's been released from the hospital but has suffered from severe brain damage.

he cant even talk anymore all he can do is beatbox... he came in on a wheelchair and my friend greeted him and he said "oost gast oost gast" and pooped his pants!! and his selfish whore of a mother wants to sell him to a carnival for "worlds retarded beatboxman"!!!!!

omg this is horrible omg..

At 12/4/09 01:00 AM, Jamesgasm wrote:

At 12/4/09 12:56 AM, DementedNephew wrote:

At 12/4/09 12:53 AM, Homosecksual wrote: Did he drop any good loot?

WOW GO THE FUCK TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT. im in no fucking mood for your bullshit, none of any of your bullshit. i will seriously hunt you down, and kill you with my dads machete in his nam,e you assholes.

get the fuck out of this thread unless you want to sympathize and perhaps relate.

At least he left you with a murder weapon. I am sorry, I can't sympathize with being an emo attention whore online, but I bet it's difficult. Oh, and remember, now that you don't have a Dad, you're a bastard.

ok it's obvious you're just an angry douchebag behind a computer screen whos mad he has no life, no pleasure, no gf etc. so you troll me for laughs. not going to work asshole.

i swear if i met you i'd give you a super-ass beatdown. come up from behind you, SMACK you in your motherfucking face and blind you. then tackle, BAM BAM. a few shots to your greasy face. stand up elbowdrop.. BAM fucker. get a few knees. CRACK CRACK SLAM. yeah fuck you, respect my pops.

At 12/4/09 12:57 AM, Gomez wrote: ATTN NG: This fuck is just trolling, if you read his other post then you will see that he is making this shit up.
Here is a post from one of his thread made on 09/20/09 titled "I,m running away"

putting all that aside, i live in a fucking shoebox. my bedroom used to be the garage, since the house only has two bedrooms. so they redid the whole garage so it could be my fucking room. wow, yeah giving me a fucking garage. cool. the garage door has been replaced with a large window and it looks ghetto as shit. and then my dad built another garage seperate to the house with his friends. if that's not ghetto i dont know what is. too bad it didn't collapse on him

So he is still working on the garage that was finished in september?

uh he was still building it then you prick. look im not going to get angry. i dont want this thread locked. i was merely angry at the times when i said cruel things of him. they weren't true. he was a great man and i wish i could've spent more time with him.

let it serve as a memorial for my father... if you will and as stupid as that sounds.

At 12/4/09 12:53 AM, Homosecksual wrote: Did he drop any good loot?

WOW GO THE FUCK TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT. im in no fucking mood for your bullshit, none of any of your bullshit. i will seriously hunt you down, and kill you with my dads machete in his nam,e you assholes.

get the fuck out of this thread unless you want to sympathize and perhaps relate.

im in shock.... i dont even know where to begin. my father died earlier from head trauma. i wasnt prepared for this. i dont even feel that upset and this is what bothers me most....

well around 6 pm i was sitting in my room playing space colony when i heard a loud crashing noise outside. my dad has been constructing a separate garage in the backyard because we live in a small rancher and the original garage has been transformed into my room. i got up and ran outback to the source of the noise to see the garage in ruins. i heard my dads friend Jesse (Who was assisting him along with his other friend bruce) screaming. i began to panic. nobody else was home so i ran inside and called 911. i told them the garage collapses on my dad and his friends and they were severely injured. an ambulance was dispatched.

i returned outside to go help them. I located Jesse by his screams and carried him out. he was bleeding heavily and incoherent. bruce was burried under a pile of wood and tiles, still breathing but unconscious. i couldnt find my dad. the ambulence arrived and they had to call for more assistance to get my father out of the rubble.

basically, he was discovered dead on the site. a portion of the gutter entered the right portion of his chest and punctured his lungs. there was nothing they could do. my family is devestated. jesse is in the hospital recovering and bruce is in what they called a "persistent vegetative state". i believe this means brain dead.

i know most of you are going to troll me but this is the only community im active in. please...

my father may have had his issues but he was a great man. he cared for his family, friends, and supported us the best he could. i love you father.

fuck it. i cant type anymore, im going to go.

Me, lol.

Baby do u think im sexy?

At 10/21/09 02:14 PM, Farafor wrote: Hmm, they should make an Theraphy Forum on here.

hmmm, they should ban this faggot on here.

wow, you're all losers. trying to look cool on the fucking NG BBS by making claims of drug use. and then claiming it isn't harmful. psychedelics make you legally insane for a few hours and most people who ingest them usually either end up in a psychiatric ward, seriously injured, or dead.

this includes Acid and Magic Mushrooms.

lol dude are you a fucking hippy or something? Lol, go shower.

update: things seem to have gotten much much worse since my last post. my dad returned from the hospital, didnt even bother to look at me and just slept the whole day. my mother never apologized for abandoning me here with my father who had alcohol poisoning, and now two kids from school want to "jump" me for calling my ex a whore.

yeah i left her a comment on her myspace, since she already had a new boyfriend. its been deleted but it said "wow, a new boyfriend already? you move fast, whore." about 2 hours later i get a reply from her BF's friend saying him and her bf are going to attack me in the hallway tomorrow, or out when im walking home. i receive a phone call my from my friend who's friends with them warning me, and im just angry because i haven't done anything wrong and this has been a horrible month.

not to mention some of you assholes making fun of me or even attempting to motivate me to suicide. i realize not all of you are, and i greatly appreciate the advise of those with my best interest in their hearts. but some people on here are just sad and pathetic. especially those still dwelling on things of the past. i know its just the internet and most of the time it's mere trolling but it still does hurt. keep that in mind next time. some of you can go die while your families watch for all i care.

i do appreciate the kind words of the nicer, more mature members here though. and some of you have been very supportive.

At 10/19/09 05:36 PM, TiredPaperBoy wrote: Your full of bullshit, like your previous whine-fest, you ignore any real comments or suggestions apart from ones that allow you to bitch more, seriously, prove to me and everyone else by doing so.

Quote and comment to a genuinely constructive or disputive reply, and I won't consider you a pile of shit, failure of a human being.

nope, you may believe what you wish buddy. i didnt fabricate any of this, the ordeal is over now though.

also, i do appreciate and reply to those who give advise and don't automatically presume im bullshitting.

At 10/19/09 12:28 PM, DevilDog016 wrote: Age/Gender: n/a, Male

And your profile pic. Seriously, you could have fucking smacked him right in the face, you're no little fragile 10-year old kid. You're probably 16 or older.

Your dad is troubled. He needs beers, hugs and cock grabs.

he had acute alcohol poisoning and is in the hospital recovering right now. my mom's really upset, my sister cant even comprehend whats going on, and im just generally apathetic to all of this shit. i suppose now i have to deal with my gf. well ex. w.e lol

as for the image, im only 13. but suppose i look a bit older. my dad would still beat me in a fight. im 5'11" 145 lbs. he's about 6'2" 200 something lbs. theres no point in attacking him now anyways.

heres a better photo of me though

At 10/19/09 10:39 AM, Odie147 wrote:

At 10/19/09 04:00 AM, Reckon wrote: If the computer is broken, how are you able to use the comp?

I was thinking this the WHOLE time, at least someone around here has the common sence to see we are getting trolled

uh dumbass, read the first page, im using my dad's pc. he broke mine. christ, hate it when people just read the title and reply.

alright, update: my mother and sister and now home but my father had to be taken to the hospital around 4:45 AM this morning. he finally woke up, as he walked to the bathroom he fainted and i called an ambulance for him. he should be alright, supposedly i did good by rolling him over as he was vomiting. could've died. my mom told me "I'm so so sorry baby" for leaving me here alone.... right.

my mentally disabled sister is playing video games in her room right now, heh. I suppose this shitstorm's over or at least i hope it is. i had the opportunity to murder my father last night, and quite frightening is that if i were angry enough i would to it too.

idk how im going to repair/replace my broken pc, we cant afford a new one. even the budget ones. another thing that pisses me off, we're so poor. but idk. ill use my dads for a little bit.

ok i just heard footsteps upstairs and my dad is still out. wtf? getting freaked out now. im not talking creeks, actual patterns. moving across the basement ceiling.

At 10/18/09 11:55 PM, Acid wrote:

At 10/18/09 11:48 PM, DarkRedFlame wrote: After carefully reading his story he made up, I laughed my ass off at the horrible grammar and spelling.

Cool Story Bro.

At 10/18/09 11:44 PM, ResidentOEvil wrote: Suicide worthy story, bro!

You guys, are just annoying. If you don't believe it, then don't post maybe? Or do you feel that strongly about calling someones bluff to get attention?

And picture spam is not FUCKING necessary.

thank you, that was needed to be said.

anyways i finally called my grandparents, my grandfather answered. my mom and sister are over there. it came as a shock to my grandpop... my mom has evidently told him nothing. that really angers me. leaving me here with my comatose dad who could be experiencing alcohol poisoning. i check on him every few minutes, he's still breathing, his respiratory system seems to be functioning fine, and he's not vomiting anymore. so idk

will keep you updated. im only 13 btw, since some of you were asking for my age.

oh fuck, i went upstairs and he was vomiting in his sleep. i rolled him over so he wouldn't choke to death. it was disgusting. he only vomited a little bit but still, he could've suffocated. ive called my mother's cell and there was no answer. im afraid to call my grandparents because they may call the emergency services or overreact in someway. i cant believe my mother would just leave me here like this. im very frightened right now.

should i call 911? this is the one and only time im seriously consulting NG for sincere advise. should I call 911 or hold through the night? I'm very scared.

ok ive been up there for the past 20 min. called his name, even tapped him. he's out and won't respond. ive calmed down now a bit, still upset. hes breathing faintly and isnt moving at all.

also no signs/contact from my mother or sister. im a bit scared now.

At 10/18/09 08:48 PM, Eltelelel wrote: your dad needs to be in a prison state farm for alcoholics
comedian george carlin had that idea, read about it here http://www.themadmusicarchive.com/song_d etails.aspx?SongID=21769

oh and women suck, women like your ex girlfriend are the reason some men are gay and i am not against homosexuality.

yeah i agree, ive done so much for her and she just leaves me like this. fucked up. she told me so many times "I love you, and will forever." "I need you more then I do food" (she wasn't fat assholes) and she ends it just like that.

also i went upstairs and checked on my dad. hes still passed out, actually he hasn't even changed positions. hope hes dead

At 10/18/09 08:36 PM, Sizzlebuzz wrote: At first, I was considering hitting "go back one page". But I read it and had a good laugh. Thank you, I appreciate it. Also, tell a teacher that you dad is a drunk and beats you. That usually gets the ball rolling.

ah yeah because my misfortunes are funny. no not really. although i would laugh at you if you were in this situation. im not making this up.

i hope my dad stays asleep for a while, no forget that, i hope he's dead. i tried calling my mother's cellphone no answer. no clue where she is, most likely my grandparent's house.

At 10/18/09 08:33 PM, Purplefunk wrote: I guess your life sucks.

Ehh not sure you should post on the bbs for therapy.

wow right, no really. no sarcasm. you're right it does suck. and my family sucks as well. positivity seems to be in the air thesedays.

well it all starts with this morning, my dad came in and woke me up. "it's time for school". WTF? i told him it was sunday. he goes "oh,right.....shit." and stumbles out. he was drunk. so i decided fuck it im already up now might as well get up and went on to the computer, checked my e-mail. i get a myspace message from my GF's friend Tracey telling me she "doesn't love me anymore" and "doesnt even think im worth the time to tell personally". so i become extremely upset, and hit the keyboard. then i heard somebody running across the house.

my dad barges in "JACK, WHAT WAS THAT!!".shouting at the top of his lungs. i said "dad im sorry, im real upset right now please leave me alone." he goes "NO, YOU BREAK THAT COMPUTER YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANOTHER ONE YOU SPOILED LITTLE ASS!" overwhelmed with anger i said "dad, fuck off!" he tries to walk over but fails and falls back into my closet and breaks the doors. "oh nice going" "jack help me up!"

i stood there uncertain if i should either laugh or cry at the situation and my fathers idiocy. "no.. you broke my closet doors." then out of nowhere he gets up and smacks me. "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!" and he yanked my pc off the desk, knocking over the speakers and keyboard. i sat on my bed pleading him to stop, he ignored me and stumbled out.

so i sat there crying when i here something falling down the basement stairs "JESUS CHRIST!!" i ran out and my dad dropped my fucking pc down the basement stairway. "dad what the fuck!?" he slammed me against the wall and screamed "YOU DON'T CURSE LIKE THAT TO YOUR FATHER, GO CLEAN IT UP" "but you dr-" "NOW!" then my mother walked out of her bedroom. i could tell all the shouting and banging woke her up. "whats the issue now?" "YOUR SON IS A BRAT" he was fucking slurring curses when i said "mom no! he dropped my computer down the stairs, hit me and is trying to make me clean it up." my dad then turned to me and slapped me. my mother shouted at him and pulled him off. on the verge of tears about how dysfunctional my family is and how my mentally disabled little sister gets no support .

i walked back into my room and went back to sleep. i woke up about 45 min ago. nobody's home except for my dad passed out on the couch with animal planet on, no clue where my mother or sister are. i didnt wake him. a few decorations in the kitchen were broken, dont know why. so i went down the basement onto my dad's computer. i look on the screen and fucking pornography was open. disgusted i closed it only to reveal yahoo fantasy football behind it. when he's not sitting on the couch watching tv hes playing that, which i also closed.

i logged into aim and tried to IM my GF but she blocks and ignores me. I got up and cried for a bit then came back on. and now im posting this. my dad is still passed out upstairs, dont hear any footsteps and im just generally pissed at life.

somebody talk to me

more like virgin XD

haha man i know so true, and this website is full of them. XD with their stupid fuckin vocab and shit. no lives no gfs rofl