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Seriously..I mean, only trips can kill him. He's nearly indestructible.

At 7/16/12 12:45 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Go for a run and take a cold shower instead, Jimmy.

This. You aren't gonna get hulk arms playing with yourself. Do some real exercise.

Pornography is pornography. If anyone is degraded by it, it's the individuals in the pornography. Some pornography is degrading to the women in the videos, but some pornography portrays women as beautiful. It really depends on what kind of porn you watch, and what you get from it.

I remember having a pregnancy scare with a girlfriend of mine..She was freakin STRESSED. Her period didn't come for another 2 or 3 weeks because she was so freaked out. My advice is to just relax..chances are slim, especially if you've taken the plan B pill TWICE. You're okay girl. Don't sweat it :)

At 7/12/12 02:26 PM, Protagonist wrote: When I saw the trailer for this game, I pretty much wrote it off as a third person COD. Is it worth it?

The gameplay is a lot like Gears of War, but the story is top notch. The main character sets out to be a hero and make a positive difference in a wartorn region, but in his pursuit, ends up committing unspeakable crimes. Throughout the story his mind becomes more and more twisted, as he tries to construct reasons why his mission can't fail, or how the deaths he's caused haven't been for nothing. The ending is a real twist too. I've never felt more morally conflicted by a videogame. It was amazing.

At 7/12/12 04:07 AM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Didn't care for the demo.

Play the game in full. The gameplay is average, but the story...you just have to play the game itself to understand. The pacing, the character development, the madness of war and doubt slowly entrenching themselves in your mind with every minute played..

I'm not exaggerating. Play it, you'll be happy (or depressed) that you did.

Holy shit that was morally conflicting. I feel bothered now. Has anyone out there played it yet? Good lord..

Really appreciate the kind, honest, nontrolling responses guys. Thank you so much.

Except for the last one, but that was just funny.

Won't lie, this caused an arousal in the pantal region.

Then again, so does any well written fan fiction, so what the fuck do I know?

Every weekend or so. It's nice, I feel like I can appreciate music to a greater extent. I don't really like zoning out in front of the TV though, it feels like weed wasted, when I could be experiencing the images of my own mind when set to music.

Someone forgot Newgrounds isn't an imageboard.

So...I've been seeing this girl lately, for about a month now..I've gotten pretty attached to her, we share a sort of connection that I haven't experienced since my last really significant relationship (which lasted for about a year before ending). Everything feels right about this girl..when I hold her, when I kiss her, when we lock eyes. It all feels very perfect. Except for one thing..it turns out, as of about a week ago, she's actually 15. I'm 18 right now.

On the one hand, I really like what I have here. We can talk about things, we can have fun together, she cares about me, I care about her. It's nice. Her maturity and mine lock up perfectly, and I feel like something really special is going on, and that I would be an idiot and a bastard to walk away from it.

On the other hand, the men in her family had an instant dislike of me before we even met, and now I sort of understand why..to an extent. I mean, shouting "don't you be kissin' her you little faggot" as I drop her off from a date isn't exactly the signs of a relatable person. But I don't want to get attacked. I don't want to be harassed by the police. I don't want to be talked about like I'm some sort of sick pervert for dating this girl.

Could I get some advice, or understanding? I feel like if I knew about her age before I started talking to her, I might not have pursued this relationship..but I'm already comfortable with her. I want to be with her, and even more than that, I don't want to shatter her fragile heart. Is 2.5 to 3 years really not that much? What should I do? Help me Newgrounds please..

Gotta say, this turned me the fuck on...and I don't even like humans.

Welcome to everywhere on the internet, ever. Quit bitching, this is just how it is.

Bump for one lovely song amid a shitstorm of retards attempting humor. Anyone else?

At 6/28/12 12:31 PM, Decky wrote: It's a little on the depressing side until you listen to it a few times but here you go:

Death Cab for Cutie - I'll Follow You Into The Dark

Thanks, that's perfect. :)

I see a trend forming here...

So I'm seeing this girl, and I think it would be a cute thing to make her a playlist for when we're hanging out. Sweet stuff, all that. I'm trying to put a lot of thought into this playlist, but it seems pretty much all my favorite songs are about heartbreak..which isn't really the mood I want to set, understandably.

Unfortunately, it seems all the Soul, Blues, and cute Indie stuff I listen to is all really fucking depressing.

I was wondering, could I get some suggestions here? Maybe some advice? Here's what I got so far:
Black Keys - The Lengths
Radiohead - Reckoner
Radiohead - High And Dry
Bright Eyes - First Day Of My Life (obviously)
Bright Eyes - Landlocked Blues

I don't want to be a cheeseball and put something like "Lets Get It On" on there, but that's kind of the mood I want to set (maybe a little more romantic than "lets just fucking bang eachother silly"). Please Newgrounds, I need you folks. Suggestions for songs, or advice on music in general?

No particular genre, anything is fine. As long as it's not "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley, because I already know there's some smartass out there that'll think it's hilarious.

Good thing I live in California!

*lifts coffee mug*

Have fun with that one Florida.

I felt like the amount of video I had to watch for that knockout was worth it.

At 5/26/12 11:29 PM, Darthdenim wrote: So, nobody can tell that I'm trolling yet?

awh...I trusted you man..

I say go outside, meet a girl who is equally as unpopular as you are. She may not be gorgeous, but if you get to know who she is, she might bring you some happiness and fill that void. Then, fuck the shit out of her, and watch as she eventually blossoms into the sexiest bitch you ever did see.

And then you can go back to watching Naruto or whatever the fuck it is you anime fags are into these days.

just kidding. I love you dawg.

At 5/27/12 01:58 AM, phsychopath wrote: The only problem with my arguments that you've conveyed are the fact that I use words that constitute more than four characters.

I also said your original post was black and white, and you refuse to acknowledge other peoples points, and you are a douchebag in general.

This is an ad hominem and adds nothing to the actual argument nor does it negate any of the points I've made. Comparatively, you are indeed talking shit.

Absolutely, I'm glad you get it. I just wanted to insult you. Why would I argue with you? To convince you of your wrongness? If one and a half pages worth of people couldn't convince you that you're being a retard, why bother?

Similarly, you can take away his vocabulary to make him seem dumber, but at the end of the day you still haven't presented a real counterargument, you've only attempted at disparaging your opponent with ad hominems.

You aren't my opponent, and I'm not arguing. I wanted to call you out for being a douche, and afterward I wanted to call you out for being pretentious and insecure.

At 5/27/12 01:57 AM, egg82 wrote: at the end of the day, we have all learned something.

Yeah. I learned that you two are some of the most pretentious cunts I've had the displeasure of communicating with.

Peace out fuckers.

At 5/27/12 01:30 AM, egg82 wrote: more likely than not, no. However, there is this:

When you're walking with someone and talking with them, you both step at the same pace. You both also step at a faster pace than somebody who isn't doing said action.
The same is true for conversations. If an intellectual (forgive my lack of modesty) comes in and starts using larger words, then the people engaged in that conversation also "step up" and - in fact - the "tier words" used jump up a notch.

It's quite a fascinating study!

I can hold a glass of 40 year old chardonnay and talk about how the dog took a shit on the carpet, and everyone around me can take note, pour themselves a glass of chardonnay and discuss it with me, but does that mean we're intellectuals just because we're dressed up like 18th century Englishmen and drinking expensive alcohol? Fuck no. We're talking about a dog taking a shit on the carpet.

Just because you put a monocle on a legless retard does not mean he is now the mental equivalent of an English Professor, and at the end of the day you've only succeeded in making his drooling more pretentious and annoying.

It's not about using fancy words. I hate that line of thinking. A large vocabulary only allows you to describe things more accurately, so you can get your point across in a more concise way. Please don't be one of those little douchebags that stuff decorative language into every one of your posts for no reason other than looking smart. That shit pisses me off to no end.

as*

Ahh, so close to perfection. Damn you, brandy.

At 5/27/12 01:17 AM, egg82 wrote:

At 5/27/12 01:15 AM, DeliciousW wrote: You sure do know some big words. Wow! I hope someday I can afford the time to Google search "thesaurus" and sound like I'm trying too hard to look intelligent, just like you!

He wasn't trying. If those words look large to you, then you need a book, my friend.

He strikes me at one of those people that like to use a lot of stylish language when he has maybe only a few words of actual substance to what he's saying. Drives me crazy. The only thing more irritating than an ignorant poster is faux intellect. Don't try to tell me you actually believe he talks like that in public, and around friends and family?

At 5/27/12 01:02 AM, phsychopath wrote:

At 5/27/12 12:57 AM, DeliciousW wrote: ITT: OP being a massive douchebag that can only see black and white and refuses to see accept any points other than his own/posters that think they can convince this idiot out of his own narrowminded retardation.

There, now you don't have to read three whole pages of stupid.

Yeah, this is a fallacious argument meant to deter the thread by oversimplifying it. As a mere description, it's biased and doesn't actually describe the events of the thread.

You sure do know some big words. Wow! I hope someday I can afford the time to Google search "thesaurus" and sound like I'm trying too hard to look intelligent, just like you!

ITT: OP being a massive douchebag that can only see black and white and refuses to see accept any points other than his own/posters that think they can convince this idiot out of his own narrowminded retardation.

There, now you don't have to read three whole pages of stupid.

At 19 minutes ago, TehPoptartKid wrote:

At 33 seconds ago, DeliciousW wrote: C'MON TOX. JOIN THE CELEBRATORIES.

you're so.......

Wait for it....

BOLD!

Mwahahahaha

Don't you mean...

BOLD?