Are you looking to get a qualification in it, or learning it just for fun?

If it's for fun - I will advise you not to do it. It's a ridiculously hard and unrewarding language. You've learnt 16 hiragana characters? Hah, they're what? Maximum of four strokes each? An average jappo knows around 2,000 kanji- which are far more complex than simple kana.

When the fuck did this place get so serious?...

At 12/24/08 06:59 PM, Sp1r1T wrote: Its 00:00 Christmas morning, I'm on my laptop in my boxers coz I can never sleep on Christmas Eve/Early Morning Xmas.
At 12/24/08 06:59 PM, Sp1r1T wrote
06:59

Minute out.

Merry Christmas :)

Ah dw, I managed to change it with ATI CCC.

Thanks anyway :)

Okay, so I have recently replaced my 1024x768 monitor, with a new 1440x900 wide-screen one.

However, in changing the resolution to match this, it only made it MASSIVE; so big that my mouse cursor was transformed into something used to pan around the screen. It seems the only res that will actually work on this, is the original 1024x768 one. The problem with this, is that everything on the screen is stretched.

So, how do I make windows appear normally on my wide-screen monitor?

That's one rigid guide.

What the fuck is all this "selection" bullshit - it doesn't happen like that. Guy meets girl, they become friends, develops into more than friendship.

There's fuck all you can do if you're an idiot.

Sounds like you need to fucking blaze.

Every hole is a goal ;)

Wow, I only came by your topic by chance - I hardly ever browse NG any more. Did we grow up? ):

Lol, it always surprises me how you stumble on my topics by chance.

I think it's some divine intervention, a one in a million chance- NOT JUST COINCIDENCE. Well okay.... maybe just a little bit.

AND ONLY YOU GREW UP, I'M STILL AS CHILDISH AS EVER.

GO DO YOUR SCHOOL WORK RARARRARARARARARARARA >:C

Jason's gay :)

Wow, I only came by your topic by chance - I hardly ever browse NG any more. Did we grow up? ):

Eric clapton - tears in heaven.

Go for it :)

Tell me something I didn't know a month ago.

I fucked you mum.

ZIIIIIIING

japan

Yeah, but don't forget the possible thousands of releases that NEVER reach outside of Japan.

Some awesome clothes, or you could just save it up.

Everyone hates you anyway, cunt.

Go die.

HAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU PAID FOR SOMEONE TO TELL YOU THE VIRUS WAS CAUSED BY AN .EXE

almost all of the above posts.

Why is NG trolled so easily?

):

WHY?

Try; bloc party, the wombats, the editors, the enemy, pete & the pirates, queens of the stone age, REM, sum 41 etc for your indie crap.

Miscellaneous: Lethal Bizzle, Amy Winehouse, The Go! team, Hot Chip, HOLY FUCK.

That should more or less satisfy everyone, (spare those who listen to heavier, e.g. the devil wears prada etc) right? :)

Did you have phimosis, or was it LITERALLY that because of so much smegma build up you were unable to pull it back?

You cannot have intimate (physical as well as mental) relationships on the internet.

Nice metaphor, that's getting used the next time I'm ripped off.

refund

Would the shop not even let you take another replacement tefal kettle? That seems absolutely absurd.

Shut the fuck up.

It was only the newfags of anonymous that decided to take down scientology. Unfortunately, they failed at doing this in their shitty peaceful protests; All they are is the new cancer currently drowning 4chan.

Faggot, anon is not you personal army.

Besides; you're underaged b& anyway - you're not even a legitimate member of anon.

Die please.

seriously, piercing your ear lobe is probably the least painful thing you can do in your life.

Yeah, read my post.

I've seen a picture of a guy who had the head of his cock pierced, I hope some chick rips it out.

Maybe its for the chicks pleasure?

It will look great once it's done though.

Agreed.

'cept I got mine done in a piercers.

Apparently you can really fuck up your ears by doing it on the top :o Yours looks good enough though :D

You look like you're from Twisted Sister...

Clearly the iron men of rock and roll. ;)

At 4/10/08 01:04 PM, wtfyourface wrote: Cool. It'll suck if you get an infection though.

Yeah, I'm putting surgical spirit on everyday though, it should be cool.

I would never pierce my own ears, I'd probably pass out.

For me there was no blood; was actually so suprised :o

I pierced my own ears twice.

Hardcore, no infections?

The first time I used the piercing earrings that you would use if you got it done at a professional place.

Did you use a gun to put them in?

The second time I used a needle, and the needle was smaller than the earring that I was going to use and so I had to wedge the earring in and it hurt a lot and bled everywhere and was pretty gross.

Urrrghhh, still - it's an experience. I'd have definately pussyed out of wedging a huge earring in though :)

I took the earrings out and I still have scar tissue in my ears from it. I'm so dumb and self-abusive.

Lesson learned :D

I also know a guy who pierced his own ball sack. He did it without any sort of numbing cream, and I saw the piercing and it wasn't infected and looked pretty good.

FUCK.

Ow shit, it would never put any type of of pointy sharp object near my balls/dick. And wont the piercing tug on his pubes and hurt like a bitch? :/

My neighbor put a needle threw his ear one day to get his ears pierced. No infection. But it seems much cooler when you do it like that.

Yeaaahh, and plus - I didn't loose any money getting some whore to do it :)

soo ?

So get the fuck out of my topic.

At 4/10/08 01:01 PM, mastershake141 wrote: Lol, I remember when I got my dad to pierce my ear, I was only seven :P We used a huge fucking needle though.

Hahaha, ouch. Do you remember the pain? :3

:Congrats!

Merci :)

I will be tatooing one ear though, sometime, I hear that hurts hellishly, upper ear being one of the bodies most fatless and sensitive parts to pressure.

Fuuuck, is that even worth it? Just thinking of that makes my ear hurt ):

And the whole of that part of the ear is cartilage amirite?

At 4/10/08 12:57 PM, RedCoin wrote:

At 4/10/08 12:56 PM, Dela wrote:

At 4/10/08 12:51 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote: Nice permanent marker nail paint faggot.

It's real nail varnish, faggot.

Ha. You're wearing nail varnish, faggot.

It's blue. :)

Makes your hands look really weird though. Seriously, try it.

At 4/10/08 12:51 PM, DemonsRemorse wrote: Nice permanent marker nail paint faggot.

It's real nail varnish, faggot.

Man you're the ugliest looking woman I've ever seen.

Call me babe.

The ear abuse happened yesterday; I was sitting around bored fuckless with my two friends called (for anonymity) F and J. It was F's brilliant idea, that we should pierce my ear, as we'd been planning to do for a while.

Thinking this was a rather dashing idea, I unwittingly and happily agreed. We went off, and collected a list of:

- Surgical spirit
- Cotton wool
- A pin needle
- An earring
- Some ice
- An apple (I dunno, was their idea, it didn't help at all).

We sterilized the needle by burning it a few seconds, and readied my ear by dousing it with TCP and numbing it slightly with ice, hurt like a bitch - TCP always does. I was starting to feel nervous. Actually as all this was going on, I was pretty much shitting brix - surely in shops they do it with that gun that doesn't hurt at all? This is gonna be done by some teenage girls with NO experience whatsoever of stabbing someone up. At least not with a needle. Shit.

F knelt down beside me; needle in hand, ready to pierce me. Fuuuccckkk, I had 7ft tall butterflies playing basketball in my stomach at that point - what kind of womanly attitude is this? I looked at the needle, it was tiny. This wont hurt at all! I was ready. It was time to become a man... well a pirate-y looking man at least. I took the ice away, and F pressed the needle against my ear and pushhheeed.

The initial pinpoint pressure of this needle being forced against my ear was enough to give those horrible shooting pains down your legs; then again that was probably to do with the shock more than anything.

But after it raped me by one millimetre, I didn't feel any pain. She struggled to force it in, but it wouldn't do jack shit.

FUCK!

The needle bent in her sodding hands, causing her to scream, and the needle that was forced halfway through my ear was quickly and painfully yanked out.

LOL - My ear is pretty much stronger than metal then, this was hardly the superman of the sewing community anyway. Fuck girls and their pussy needles, I needsa bigger one.

I went through the cupboards to find the heftiest bastard I could, and I did. This thing was huge; it could pierce a tank. I sterilized this- put it against my ear, and fucking pushed.

Jesus.

Christ.

It went all the way through, there was no blood, just a needle hanging out of my ear, it looked pretty cool.

Didn't hurt one bit - why the fuck would anyone be scared of some shitty little needle piercing your ear? T'was nothing. But still, the build up to it was fucking scary.

tl;dr: girls tried to pierce ear with shitty needle, failed. I did it myself with the body builder needle, success.

I'm fucking proud. :)

So NG, how many of you have pierced your ears?

Picture incredibly related.

I sport a hefty 2gb flash drive; does the job I guess.

4gb flash drive.

Kudos.

Foals - baloons