At 6/3/08 10:52 AM, Jesus-Owns-X wrote:

At 6/3/08 10:18 AM, Tom-Fulps-Pimp wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/44 2529

SPAM

Oh you can go to hell you bastard

Just ignore him, give a reaction and he will come back, and in greater numbers.

Kinda like Sand People.

At 6/3/08 10:39 AM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: I'm sure you guys will accept me, seeing as I'm a past member. I just need a summarization.

Im sure they will be happy to see you back, SSI.

At 6/3/08 04:15 AM, P-I-N wrote:
*Does not exist a exact translation for "Guapa", is just like sexy but more formal.

... you are spared.

For now.

At 6/3/08 08:51 AM, Jaketheclonetrooper wrote:

At 6/3/08 06:55 AM, Lt-Brookman wrote: Too bad I can't edit posts otherwise I'd edit the first post into something more modern and less typo riddled. While Dawn of War has its merits it is in some cases taking very liberal stances on the established fluff. Soulstorm is the worst of the bunch really. Yes, I am looking at you talking Necron Lord.

Yeah, I don't like Soulstorm. I found it extremely odd since Dark Crusade that the Imperials weren't all executed for heresy for attacking each other.

If I recall corectly, the Blood Ravens annihilate the Kronus 1st, and then even execute the traitors from the Liberators that aided the Ravens in the final battle.

That seemed rather realistic.

At 6/2/08 11:46 PM, P-I-N wrote:
Andrea te ves muy guapa en tu nueva foto! [y firma]

Someone tell me what this means,so I can decide whether or not to fucking KILL this guy.

At 6/2/08 10:21 PM, Lt-Brookman wrote: No need to be rude Dejanus, though you are right in suggesting that the first post should be read.

My apologies most beneficient one.

At 6/2/08 09:34 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Dude, this club is liek awsum. Can I liek join.

YA SURE

W8

LEMME GO ASK DSK, HE RUNZ DIS CRU

Ahem, anyway, just post a character sheet for the rp if you want to participate, I guess.

At 6/2/08 09:20 PM, Jenkas wrote: I'm not sure if this question has been asked( don't feel like reading 136 pages to find a single question), but is this more geared toward the table-top game, or the computer game. Thanks.

WWWWAAAAGGGGHHHHH

Hey douchebag, how does reading the first post sound?

Anyway, it is geared more towards the in-game universe and table-top game than Dawn of War.

I believe the general consensus of Dawn of War is that it is a good game in it's own right but takes far too many liberties with the source material.

At 6/2/08 07:33 PM, djconnect wrote:
That sounds unnecessary. The reason being is we don't really "police" anything. We just have fun calling it that when we B/p.

Shit, really?

I must be in the wrong place, I was under the impression that we kidnapped portal spammers while they slept and then clandestinely waterboarded them in our basements until we got confessions, and then preformed a summary execution.

Fuck, I've been doing this all wrong.

*facepalm*

At 6/2/08 06:36 PM, Spartan204 wrote:
Though that maybe true, Wade's the only one between the two of you that can actually do anything about it.

I'm sorry, did you leave your sense of humor on a bench somewhere?

Anyway, as a serious answer: Tell Wade and he will tell you to go fuck yourself and deal with your own problems. I know, it has happened tome.

At 6/2/08 04:26 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

At 6/2/08 04:17 PM, GuitarSmuggler wrote: How do I report a case of sexual harassment here? I need help.

Talk to WadeFulp

Or me, Im fairly experienced when it comes to harassment of the sexual nature.

Ask ANYONE.

Especialy Andrea.

At 6/1/08 11:16 PM, Andrea364 wrote: I made a spot on the trap pad on my lap top from scrolling so much. Is this a bad thing?

Only if its deep, otherwise there is still some sensitive surface left for scrolling.

Hey, my spacebar is broken, and that is MUCH worse, I have to fucking jam the thing to use it and editing all my posts gets ridiculous.

At 6/1/08 11:09 PM, Mendou wrote:

At 6/1/08 10:34 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 6/1/08 10:31 PM, Dejanus wrote: YA ME TOO TEN MINUTES IS WAY TOO REASONABLE.

YOU'RE AWESOME

FIVE GOLD STARS

THE FUCK WHY NOT ME GENDO

BECAUSE GENNY AND I HAVE SOMETHING SPECIAL

IM SORRY WE DID IT BEHIND YOUR BACK

At 6/1/08 10:34 PM, Gendo wrote:

At 6/1/08 10:31 PM, Dejanus wrote: YA ME TOO TEN MINUTES IS WAY TOO REASONABLE.

YOU'RE AWESOME

FIVE GOLD STARS

THATS WHAT I WAS HERE FOR

At 6/1/08 10:31 PM, Mendou wrote: Hey, i just posted on the last page asking for a rating.

I'D LIKE SOMEONE TO TELL ME IF I'M COOL OR NOT PLEASE.

YA ME TOO TEN MINUTES IS WAY TOO REASONABLE.

Rate my popularity, and Sig Pic.

Also, my phrase under my profile pic.

Because i am a whore.

Fifteen Hours was always one of my favorites, its unique in the fact that the author manages to make the battlefield seem absolutely oppressive, large, and deadly. All this despite the fact that the entire war depicted is an insignificant border skirmish on a fringe world that probably has it's file rotting away on the backshelf of the subsector capitol's Administratum Office.

Anyway, the author went on to do great work with the Horus Heresy book Descent of Angels.

At 6/1/08 08:53 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote:
*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapf apfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*

*Fappping ended by impossibly loud gunshot, followed by something sounding uncomfortably like a man pissing upon a fabric surface.*

*zip*

Whats that?

Name: Hav'el Michaelsin

Class: Level 15 Mercenary

Age: 32

Race: Boerc

Nationality: Claros

Description: Medium height, Swordsman's build, Light brown hair with gray eyes that betray a depth of experience. Missing right eye, ear, and burn scars on right side of face. Keeps a headscarf on for this reason.

Morality: Once a champion of the righteous and downtrodden, his experiences as a mercenary have hardened him and made him cynical to the point of callousness. He still retains some nobility, and will not outright accept a job to harm innocents, but is no longer the type to help those in distress with nothing to gainfor himself. While he will not hurt innocents himself, he is not opposed to their dying for the profit of others. It is the way the world works, even if he does not participate himself.

Weapons: Rapier, and an unremarkable rusted copper longsword, its only noteworthy characteristic it's age.

Items: Does not believe in vulneraries, thinking them unnatural. Will only accept treatment from non-magical means. Carries a broken, stone tablet. Inscription is partially missing and furthermore what is there is worn.

Readable Inscription:

No Go... s... ut...

It is written in an archaic script, although understandable by most anyone within Claros.

Weapon Skill - A

At 6/1/08 07:02 PM, ramun-flame wrote:

At 6/1/08 03:49 PM, Dejanus wrote:

At 6/1/08 03:34 PM, Yghrulez wrote:

At 5/31/08 11:13 PM, Dejanus wrote: HAI GAYZ IM NU HARE U SEEM KEWL

LIEK HAY GUYS REMEMBER ME?

I NO RITE?

Do you want to be in the rp or just popining in?

Actually, schools out so Im back for good.

Or at least for the summer.

RP Sheet in a bit.

At 6/1/08 03:34 PM, Yghrulez wrote:

At 5/31/08 11:13 PM, Dejanus wrote: HAI GAYZ IM NU HARE U SEEM KEWL

LIEK HAY GUYS REMEMBER ME?

I NO RITE?

At 6/1/08 12:35 AM, TheNossinator wrote:
How come I get punished in both scenarios?

Because she is infatuated with me, and could not consiously harm me without commiting suicide.

I think.

At 5/31/08 11:35 PM, Andrea364 wrote:
I just noticed that the only thing you eclipse me in is sign up date and posts, lol. I came from being your n00bish little girlfriend/apprentice to this. A notable accomplishment, no?

You could say that.

And you could also say you still have much to learn.

Anyway, I'd be way ahead of you in level and rank if I bothered to BP anymore, you know.

At 5/31/08 11:19 PM, Andrea364 wrote:

At 5/31/08 11:09 PM, Dejanus wrote: You are not honestly making me an apprentice.

Fuck it, I helped come up with that system, if you remember correctly. In fact, Im one of mayber three people still here from then. Where is the small respect I delude myself into expecting?

Dej, just forget about it. He doesn't even know who the hell you are. It doesn't matter, honestly. I just don't want a fucking fight in here and if that happens.... Well, lets just say my sanity will go Pfft and there will be repercussions.

Don't explode, I just love to bitch. And I know enough that a fight is exactly what one of the last refuges of intelligent discussion and general non-assholery left on the BBS needs.

I was just fucking with the kid, Im not active enough to give a damn either way.

I bitch, it's what I do.

HAI GAYZ IM NU HARE U SEEM KEWL

You are not honestly making me an apprentice.

Fuck it, I helped come up with that system, if you remember correctly. In fact, Im one of mayber three people still here from then. Where is the small respect I delude myself into expecting?

At 5/30/08 04:40 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 5/30/08 03:30 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: I feel left out for not knowing Dejanus. Hello, anyway.

No need for regrets, he goes waayyyyyyy back like Medieval times.

Actually, the way Newgrounds goes, that was the utopian future. We're in the Dark Ages NOW my friends.

Which brings me to the reason for my long absence from the BBS: rampant idiocy. But, thats no reason to have left the NGPD, this club is as intelligent as it gets around here.

At 5/30/08 12:41 AM, TailsPrower wrote:
ADN JUST WEHRE TEH FUXXORZ HAS YUO BEEEN????/

PARADISE CITY WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY

OH WONT YOU PLEASE TAKE ME HOME

Guess whaaatttt? You're the only security guard left in our force! Actually it's been that way for a while now. I was thinking about taking you off the list because of your prolonged absence but I guess you can stay. Also, I doubt you had time to read the first post while Andy basically dragged you in here so why don't you be a good cop and check it out.

Done and done, my man.

Anyways, good to have you back, but don't start any trouble with the newer members k? We know what happened last time :P

Last time I pissed off the Mafia, got pissed at everyone, and then made an ass of myself to a hilarious degree.

Shit happens.

At 5/30/08 01:44 AM, BonusStage wrote:
I looked at it before making this...... it's shitty roleplay shit now....... i was all :::::::::|||||||||||||

We did that a LONG time ago out of extreme boredom, between the GC and Wii Releases.

Anyway, the clubs more orless inactive now, as a founding member I can tell you.

You know, the games are only difficult if you get attached to your characters. View them as more expendable and you can usually blow through most situations handily.

Im too sentimental for that, though.