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Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted May 4th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/4/12 06:31 AM, Gimmick wrote: IP ban instead of a portal ban.

O' the good old fashioned IP ban. Still has a few problems but I agree that it is probably the best way to get them to stop. Maybe when the flash mods are instated then one of there duties would be to keep an eye out for these shovelware games. I'd love to be a flash mod, sounds like it could be fun.

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted May 4th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/4/12 05:17 AM, Gimmick wrote: (stuff)

It's a good idea although i see a problem with it. New shovelware accounts could just be created and after all the trouble of creating a bot (or if Tom sent the PMs himself or whatever) to distribute the messages it seems like quite a big fault and because of that I don't think they would do it.

Response to: The Emoticon Collab! Posted May 4th, 2012 in Art

At 5/3/12 07:26 PM, Spags wrote:
At 5/3/12 06:32 PM, Verspar wrote: Can I do number 8?
Sure, give it a go!

I see somebody has taken my old number. I'm curious to see what is done with it to be honest.

Response to: Newgrounds Police Dept. Posted May 4th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/3/12 09:49 PM, Spretznaz wrote: This thread has fallen to the very bottom of the page, so I am officially saving it from the wasteland of page 2. This place is more inactive than I thought...

I know what you mean, I was keeping an eye on this thread but didn't want to bump it in case I appeared to be one of those guys, you know. Anyway, I'm sure the activity in this club will pick up once summer comes around and the forums all get more views.

In other news, I finally ranked up to Lieutenant and am still waiting on the new flagging system.

Congrats on your new badge, you really are shooting up the ranks. Keep it up.

They could at least temporarily put in a report abuse button

I know, it seems like they are just wasting time now with this whole flash mods thing. How long does it take to gather the icon and genre mods and simply get the best and make them flash mods. It's been weeks now and as far as I'm aware we are no closer to getting anything near a fully working whistle system back. Tom really does need to hurry up.

At 5/3/12 11:47 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Alright, I've got 2 (possibly) shovelware accounts for you

There is currently talk of shovelware accounts and how to deal with them in the EGB. Feel free to join in.

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted May 4th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/4/12 01:44 AM, Gimmick wrote:
At 5/3/12 04:30 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 5/3/12 04:24 PM, Decky wrote: I think the idea of a flash is great. That way all of the shovelware games could be deleted.
A flash or a thread about them?
I think a flash would be much better as there are probably more portal-goers rather than BBS-goers on Newgrounds; however, a combination of both would be equally good...but if the users just do the opposite to annoy the thread maker, then I guess it wouldn't work.

I agree that a flash would be a better idea then a thread. I think a thread would only work if it was started by a mod or user who carried a lot of respect in the forums. This would hopefully prevent spammers or general dicks in the thread.

Oh, and why not just let ALL the users, ALL of them, no exceptions, be portal banned forever?

Is that a good idea or not? Yay or nay?

I'd say that it's a good idea, I'm not going to lie I'm a little confused as to how it will work even after your explanation but as much as I got seemed to be an idea that could work.

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted May 3rd, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/3/12 04:07 PM, SCTE3 wrote:
At 5/3/12 03:26 PM, Decky wrote: If so surely these accounts can and should be deleted.
Some of the accounts do get deleted but they just make new ones to upload crap over time.

I'm guessing that it would be too much to hope that they just give up after they have a few accounts deleted, isn't it. Kinda makes me feel like crap because I put effort into my ocassional flash and there games usually get a higher score.

Whos going to post it? Or do you think a member of staff should do it?
Ah, would be a good idea but there would probably be a need to keep a few shovelware games as examples of what is not acceptable anymore and the such. That and explaining what shovelware is and all. Could also make for a nice flash project where some screenshots are used instead maybe?

I think the idea of a flash is great. That way all of the shovelware games could be deleted.

Response to: Pet Lovers Crew Posted May 3rd, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

Good evening Pet Lovers Crew, I put this question to you all. What do you think of the whole excotic pets market? Is it harmful? Do you generally think that owning an exotic pet is a stupid idea? If not what one would you own and why? Just quite curious to what people think? Here's some links if you want some info:

Personally I'm not a big fan of the exotic pets trade if it effects an endangered species but I do like the idea of having a pet that nobody has in my area, that's probably so people think that I'm some sort of "character", somebody you'd like to have a drink with. As long as he doesn't set his Alligator on you. It would be cool to own a Slow Loris though, think it maybe endangered. I'll stick to lizards.

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted May 3rd, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/3/12 01:46 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Possibly, that and free shameless advertising.

I wonder how much money them accounts made?

Hilarious how it passes yet some of the reviews complain of it passing.

Is it against the rules now? By that I mean has Tom definatly set that rule into action? If so surely these accounts can and should be deleted.

Maybe there should be like a new news post that explains the difference between actual user content and shovelware since Tom said shovelware should be blammed and they knew the difference but I feel most newcomers don't know the difference.

That sounds like a good idea. Kinda like Ornery's Handy Dandy Scouting Guide, that get's linked to everytime somebody askes about getting scouted to the Art Portal. We could use this one to post a llink to if somebody needs to know about shovelware. Whos going to post it? Or do you think a member of staff should do it?

Response to: Becky's Art thread :D Posted May 3rd, 2012 in Art

At 5/3/12 11:22 AM, BeckyRawr wrote: I'm pretty happy with it like this :3

Yes, this looks a lot better now.

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted May 3rd, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/3/12 11:41 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Doubt it. gamesgrow made 2 alts it appears and has content under judgment. I suppose they will be around for longer than they should be.

Well that really puts a dampener on the whole mass blams of the last couple of weeks. Am I right in thinking that these games are uploading for the small amount of money NG give you?

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted May 3rd, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/3/12 09:41 AM, SCTE3 wrote: Guess it was just too good to be true in hoping they would just go away with their crap.

Sadly I think that it's going to take time for all of these games to completely disappear. Maybe this one has been reported to Tom and he hasn't got round to deleting it yet. They'll stop after a while.

Response to: Becky's Art thread :D Posted May 3rd, 2012 in Art

At 5/3/12 06:47 AM, BeckyRawr wrote: Which ones better??

The second one, although I think some more work needs to be done on the tail, it looks to simple and the shade doesn't seem right. Also the horns stand out a little and could do with toning down slightly and shade added to them. Other then that it's looking good. My main advice to you would be to take more time and slow down with your artwork. When you think that you have finished take a step back and think "how could I improve this?".

Response to: Cynical Corner Posted May 3rd, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/2/12 10:58 PM, Glides wrote:
At 5/2/12 07:30 PM, GreyW0Lf wrote: What do you guys think of the motivators. I remember how back in the day they were used to make fun of the actual motivational posters, and I also remember all the laughs these gave me while browsing through image boards.

It's needless to mention how much I hate them now.

I still get a good laugh every now and again for a motivator. I never use or see them be used in any kind of relevant topic but I simple browse through them. I'm quite a big fan of the Bill Hicks motivational pics. Even if half the time they are just a quote.

LIKE FOR JESUS, IGNORE FOR SATAN. That's something else I can't stand. Religious people piss me off, and because I'm Jewish, I gotta deal with their crap all the damn time.

Shit to hear that you have to put up with stuff because of your religion, that's fucked up. Those Facebook "like or comment" pictures piss me off too, as far as I'm aware I have never liked or commented on a single one. They usually have the most stupid choice that if you know me for half a second you'd know which I'd pick eg. Nirvana or Nickelback.

Then again, once you go circumsised, you never go back. Fuckers don't even know what they're missing.

I'm curious as to what exactly you are going on about at this point.

But I like you, dude. An online user after my own heart. Keep it up.
Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted May 3rd, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/2/12 09:20 PM, phantomlassuk wrote: Thanks for the Roaster bytesliner my b/p been very sluggish lately, not more then one b/p per week If I'm lucky. I would like to get more active with the portal not sure how though. Shame no one one joined this month. I have gone from using a old Mac to using a super fast windows laptop this month. It does make it easier to look at UJ flashes. I need the urge to look more on the portal.

How about this for some encouragement, if you don't pick up the pace I imagine that i'll be over taking you in 2-3 months. I don't know if you care but personally that's the sort of stuff that keeps me B/Ping, that and I really wanna get to the Sup. Commander rank. At this rate it's going to take a while.

At 5/3/12 03:14 AM, Gimmick wrote: Wow, a single "a" changes the whole meaning of this phrase.
byteslinger*

Everybody, watch how you spell. Gimmick has eyes like a hawk.

Response to: Becky's Art thread :D Posted May 2nd, 2012 in Art

At 5/2/12 07:21 PM, BeckyRawr wrote:
At 5/2/12 07:12 PM, big-jonny-13 wrote:
At 5/2/12 07:03 PM, BeckyRawr wrote: Haha i used them as references >.<
Please don't insult my intelligence. I know a trace when I see one.
I didn't mean it like that :(
I feel really bad now.

It's all well and good using an existing image as a reference but it is completely another thing to trace 90% of the image and then add your own thing for the other 10%. It's better to get a couple of images for reference, study them and then create an original image once you have learnt from them. Don't trace, it's just uncreative.

I'm not having a go by the way, just offering my advice.

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted May 2nd, 2012 in Where is / How to?

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Response to: Becky's Art thread :D Posted May 2nd, 2012 in Art

At 5/2/12 05:57 PM, BeckyRawr wrote: Octopus done!

It's ok but I don't think that it was worthy for The Portal, if I was you with works of this calibre that won't fit here, post a link to it uploaded to your dumping grounds as well as a slightly reduced quality .jpg.

Response to: Cryptozoology Club Posted May 2nd, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/2/12 08:14 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I'm not even thinking that it's real.
But i enjoy the illusion.

I enjoy reading about the crop circles in the UK that turned out to be guys with planks. Sometimes you have to laugh at what some people can make others believe. I imagine they had a good laugh at the newspapers when they read them the next day.

Response to: Becky's Art thread :D Posted May 2nd, 2012 in Art

At 5/2/12 10:26 AM, BeckyRawr wrote: Waaaahhh I FAIL IN EVERYTHING!!! ; _ ;

I don't think that the writing works and more time could have been spent on the shading but other then that it is a good piece. Just keep practicing.

Response to: PAL1234567891's art thread Posted May 2nd, 2012 in Art

At 5/2/12 08:50 AM, PAL1234567891 wrote: And a self portrait.

To be honest, I preferred your earlier pieces. I'm not too sure about your methods of colouring. What are you using? A simple colouring pencil? This is all well and good but I think that the way you use it leaves a lot of visible white. Try using the side of the pencil point.

Response to: my piercings Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

At 5/1/12 09:08 PM, TimeWarfare1 wrote: what do you think of my piercings?? took a long fucking time to get them to this size but its well worth it.

I have a 10mm tunnel in each of my ears and I believe that anything over 16-18mm is taking it too far, they look pretty bad mate too be honest. They look like if you were to take them out your lobes would dangle lower then your shoulders. I'd say take them out but once your at that stage there's not much point. Seriously what was in your head? Did you think that you wanted to be somebody it'd look like Sting wanted to help?

I'm more disturbed by your choice in tattoo though it has to be said. Again what were you thinking?

Response to: Cynical Corner Posted May 1st, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/1/12 10:51 PM, twistex wrote: I am just about cold hearted and cynical about everything in life, except my girlfriend.
So I think I will fit in perfectly here.

Indeed I believe you will, so tell me what has been getting on your nerves recently? Personally I'm getting pretty sick of all the college work that I have to do. I'm coming up to the end of the two year curse that I'm on and just the mountain of paperwork that I now have to get through is unreal. I mean, it's a digital arts course, I didn't sign up for paperwork. I know it needs to be done though so I'm slowly getting through it. Can't wait for summer and the end of it all.

By the time that is here though I probably will be complaining that it's too hot.

Response to: Becky's Art thread :D Posted May 1st, 2012 in Art

At 5/1/12 12:08 PM, BeckyRawr wrote: Thank you Decky for Scouting me ^_^

Your welcome.

Response to: Doodle Orgy!!! Posted May 1st, 2012 in General

I get the feeling that this thread would be more at home in the art thread but then again you probably aren't going for the quality of drawing that the art thread regs would give you.

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted May 1st, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 5/1/12 09:48 AM, byteslinger wrote: Barracks Roster as of May 1st, 2012

Yay, it's roster time! It's the best part of the NG month for me, I'm too much of a stats whore for a real life really. Well it helps to keep The Portal free of crap so I guess I'm doing a good service.

Well, it's been quite a month - a lot of milestones and promotions, and even a few rank changes. Spiffymaster not only ranked up 2 positions - he also had 48 posts in the BBS this month! Cootie, BrokenDeck, Decky and ZJ also bumped up a rank as well.

That is quite a bit of change in the list this month, congrats to Spiffy for getting a lot of B/P and also being such an avid poster. I myself got more posts in this thread then the average month.

What troubles me is that out of a roster of 33, 13 members had NO activity whatsoever this month

I know what you mean, personally I have been keeping an eye on EmmDubya. He used to post a lot in here and the NGPD but he seems to have dropped of the edge of the NG planet in mid February, I miss the dude.

Milestones::
Decky - 4K saves, 6K total B/P

Well I think that this is the first double milestone that I have ever had in my time as a member of the EGB and if for nothing else I think that I should celebrate by taking it easy for a day or two. Congrats to all the other users that got passed a milestone this month, keep up the good work.

Promotions::
Decky - Staff Sergeant

Got a Promotion this month as well, I really have been busy haven't I? I think that the rank badges start to look better after Staff Sergeant so it's a good promotion for me. As per usual congrats to all the other users that got promotions this month.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
24) 6,371 | 0,007 | 00.23 | D | +000.00 | HeavenDuff Staff Sergeant | 0 | F
25) 6,180 | 0,026 | 00.87 | D | -003.70 | Ronald-McDonald-Lol Staff Sergeant | 7 | C
26) 6,081 | 0,772 | 25.73 | B | +116.85 | Decky Staff Sergeant +1 | 31 | A

Well I'm well into the Sergeant ranks now and as we can see from the Staff Sergeant section of the roster we are all gathered in the lower part of this section, because of this I aim to be the highest ranked in this section by this time next month. Wish me luck.

That's 397.60 per day, or 19.88 per day per active member.

Not a bad average - if only more members were active.

We really do need to get the inactive members back online and in The Portal but if they don't respond to PM or any attempt at contact then there is little that can be done I guess.

*Salutes*

*Salutes*

Response to: Cryptozoology Club Posted April 30th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 2/19/12 03:59 AM, Amaranthus wrote: I guess i'll just leave this here http://animal.discovery.com/tv/finding-bigfoot/map/.

I watched all of the videos on the map and I have to say I wasn't impressed with any of them. I'm not saying that there is no chance that the yeti (or what ever you want to call it) exists but you have to admit that most of them seem like a guy in furry one piece PJs. The problem with these sorts of things is you'll always get the guys who just want to create a hoax and see if anybody will believe it.

Response to: How did Newgrounds get you? Posted April 30th, 2012 in General

At 4/30/12 05:43 AM, Sensationalism wrote: What drew you in to Newgrounds?

I guess it was the Burnt Face Man and Salad Fingers series that made me first come to Newgrounds. I was shown them by a friend a few years ago, I liked their dark humour and have been a big fan of David Firth's animations ever since.

Why did you come here?

I started to come onto Newgrounds other then to watch David Firth's animations basically to find more animations like it. I soon found other users like Sexual-Lobster, TheWeebl and Explosm. as I began to come onto NG more often I found more and more great animators.

What convinced you to make an account and start coming more regularly?

When I found out about the whole levels and depositing experience thing I thought to myself "maybe I should create an account so I can see how high ranked I can get before I get bored and quit." about 34 months now and I'm still depositing (may have missed some but got most).

Response to: Newgrounds Police Dept. Posted April 29th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 4/29/12 04:27 PM, Spretznaz wrote:
At 4/29/12 04:15 PM, Decky wrote:
Hmmm that's a touchy area, I'm guessing that game character like Mario are copyrighted and therefore illegal to use
but I think that it is ok to publish on Newgrounds, it depends on the game.
It was a Sonic RPG. I think that as long as it has your own artwork and music you can submit it as a parody.

I think that the copyright doesn't count if you are using it for parody as long as you draw it or for criticism. Like I could publish a video including scenes for a movie as long as I also include footage of me reviewing the scene. Strange init.

Response to: Newgrounds Police Dept. Posted April 29th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 4/29/12 03:42 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Just wondering. Is "Dude, you can't clone games like this :/ I know that this is a fan-game, but it's not legal to use assets from some other game without permission." the same thing as "This is stolen?"

Hmmm that's a touchy area, I'm guessing that game character like Mario are copyrighted and therefore illegal to use but I think that it is ok to publish on Newgrounds, it depends on the game.

Sorry that's basically no help.

Response to: Newgrounds Police Dept. Posted April 29th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 4/29/12 12:40 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Sergeant? I didn't even realize I ranked up...As a matter of fact, it looks like I only have 28 points before I rank up again.

Well at this rate you'll be ranking out soon but as I'm sure you are aware there is the EGB to move on to and you can always post here. I think I ranked out about a year ago now and I'm getting on average a lot more B/P per month, I just have more of time for The Portal at the moment.