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Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted November 7th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 11/7/12 08:03 PM, Lizzardis wrote: I bid you all, farewell.

I'm sad to see you go Lizz. You were one of the first users that I met here and was always somebody that I looked up to in the community. Best of luck to you mate, it was nice knowing you.

*Salute*

*Salute*

Response to: Halloween icons in November... Posted November 7th, 2012 in General

Well, the icons are back and I'm already feed up with this one. I'll only have to put up with it until around Christmas and maybe the winter version will be cool (get it?).

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted November 7th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

What are our views on hidden object games?

  • Lost Signs
    Lost Signs by SandraKim

    Find the hidden signs in the scenes.

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Response to: Halloween icons in November... Posted November 7th, 2012 in General

At 11/6/12 06:00 PM, Painbringer wrote: In all my years I've never seen it go this long.

I'm not bothered by it although I have noticed. This is because since the halloween icons started this year I've levelled up and I hate the normal icon for level 27. The longer I keep this candy worm the less days I have to put up with that crap chain/whip thing.

At 11/6/12 09:04 PM, Boss wrote: kevin bacon day u silly dummy

I miss Kevin Bacon Day. Every other word on the forums being changed to "bacon". Fun times.

Response to: Teen angst phase Posted November 7th, 2012 in General

At 11/7/12 05:24 AM, Tremulos wrote: Tell me, did you pass through a phase of teenage angst?

When I was a teenager (especially from 15 to 18) I acted out big time due to my dad passing away. I went from being an A student to somebody that never turned up to high school and when I went to art college I spent most of my time drinking and smoking weed. I managed to get some okay grades and passed art college due to the fact that when I did turn up the work would get done and as it turns out making art drunk and claiming it was your inspiration it works as long as you mention Jackson Pollock.

Although I've changed now and can look back and see that it wasn't a smart way to go about things I still say that they were some of the best days of my life, simply because of the fun that I had.

why/when/how did you get past this phase?

I just grew out of it. I remember that it was on my 17th birthday that I thought to myself "what am I doing?". At this point I was getting an older friend to buy me alcohol and was drinking everyday. I didn't touch a drop of beer for nearly two years after that. I moved on to smoking weed more but I cut down on that when I started having to pay for things and realised more the value of money.

I think it's just something everybody grows out of eventually

Response to: The Stoner's Club Posted November 7th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 11/7/12 01:45 AM, Database wrote: It's happened, legalization has happened in two states!

You got a link to something about that? Could be an interesting read.
_________________

Currently sat around my girlfriends, got up first and had a nice wake & bake in front of the mac. Watched some of the newer South Parks, good times. Think it's time to go back to sleep, O' what a lazy life I lead.

Response to: How many clubs/crews can i join Posted November 7th, 2012 in Where is / How to?

If you are on about the clubs and crew in the forums you can join as many as you want.

Response to: Ask The Person Below You Anything Posted November 6th, 2012 in General

At 11/6/12 03:22 PM, Tankdown wrote: If you could invent anything, no matter how impossible. What will it be?

A machine to roll joints for me. It may seem lazy but after one or two it's almost impossible to muster the energy to make another. It'd probably cost me a lot of money in bud but God dam it I want it!

What is your biggest "failing"? Do you smoke, take drugs, drink too much?

Response to: Just a Monday Collaboration Posted November 6th, 2012 in Collaboration

I want to try my hand at voice acting so if anybody needs some drop me a PM and I'll be sure to get back to you.

Response to: Newgrounds Police Dept. Posted November 5th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 11/5/12 05:43 PM, Sheizenhammer wrote: 323 pages of fun later, it's finally over. Yes, I've been here for the whole damn time, just lurking silently for most of it. :(

I tried to stay as active as possible during my time here even if I was only a member for 165 pages, completely dwarfed by your 323. When all is said and done I'm really going to miss my time here. Probably why I keep posting despite the fact that I've said my farewells. One final salute I guess.

*SALUTE*

Response to: Newgrounds Police Dept. Posted November 5th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 11/5/12 12:41 PM, Lizzardis wrote:
At 10/18/12 11:09 AM, 34Deadman wrote: okay, maybe it'll be the end of us, but eh.
I think with 2 weeks of no activity in this club, it seems that it already is the end to be honest.

Yeah I think the time has come to officially class this thread as dead. It's a real shame as I like Lizzardis have had a lot of fun here and many good memories of the old times. We had a good run so lets not be sad and who knows, there might be a revival at some point in the future.

I wish all of the NGPD members past and (kinda) present the best of luck in their endeavours. We did a lot of good for this site in helping keep crap out of here.

R.I.P. NGPD

Newgrounds Police Dept.

Response to: You & your younger self Posted November 5th, 2012 in Art

I made one but my scanner is bust. Probably for the best as it wasn't exactly an amazing piece (or even up to my usual standard) I might make another one on my computer and then post it.

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted November 5th, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

God dam dress up games

Response to: newgrounds porn section Posted November 5th, 2012 in General

The NG mature section is all well and good but it didn't have enough dominating she males for my liking. I mean what has a man got to do to find some animated material that makes him think of a chick with a dick deep in the back cavity?

Response to: Art Forum Lounge Posted November 5th, 2012 in Art

At 11/5/12 02:29 AM, Captain-Carrion wrote:
At 11/5/12 02:02 AM, big-jonny-13 wrote:
At 11/5/12 12:43 AM, EJR wrote: What did you guys do with your 25 hour day???
Wreck-It Ralph
Absolutely loved it.
I second this.

I consider myself somewhat of a movie buff (though it has yo be said I find that there has been no brilliant films for at least five years) and I've never heard of this. So googled it, it was at that point I realised my mate had told me about this thing a while back. I think it could be good, although being in the UK it'll take ages for it to get other here.

Response to: Movember 2012 Posted November 4th, 2012 in General

At 11/4/12 06:40 AM, Coop wrote: Right, you should all be in the swing of growing your Movember moustaches. So post them here, give us links to your Movember pages and encourage some donations.

Right, I didn't take part last year but I'm determined to do so this time. My moustache grows so painfully slow that I doubt I'll even have anything to talk about by the end of the month but here's me at the start of the month. I know i got some chin fuzz but ignore it. It's all about the lip this month.

Movember 2012

Response to: The Most Fun Way To Die Posted November 4th, 2012 in General

At 11/4/12 05:52 AM, Corbetto wrote:
At 11/4/12 12:52 AM, xxxcreep wrote: Heroin overdose.
Feels so good, you dont even know your dying.
I'm concerned on how you know what overdosing on heroin feels like.

Don't be concerned he clearly doesn't. Think about it, have you ever seen a somebody after a heroin overdose? If no basically they tend to be curled up in a ball and don't have the happiest look on their face. From what I've heard happens to your body it wouldn't in anyway be a fun way to die.

Response to: Allowed To Post Gifs? Posted November 3rd, 2012 in General

My gif is running for charity, with every loop he's getting two pence. Shame it's only internet theoretical money or he could have actually done some good. Lets not tell him anyway.

Allowed To Post Gifs?

Response to: Where can I find level ranks? Posted November 3rd, 2012 in Where is / How to?

At 11/3/12 12:16 PM, Amaranthus wrote: where are all the ranks again?

Do you mean the B/P ranks like police officer or commander. Because there used to be a page showing all of them and how many B/P you needed to achieve them but I don't think it was continued after the redesign. If somebody knows where one is please let me know.

Response to: Usernames you couldn't get Posted November 3rd, 2012 in General

When I fist joined up I was Decky1991 because some turd had already claimed the Decky username but after noticing that he hadn't contributed to the site at all and had joined up in '03 I asked Tom if he'd delete him and change my username to Decky. He did. So I've got the username I always wanted.

Response to: Top 10,000+ Exp / B-P / Post List Posted November 2nd, 2012 in Where is / How to?

Well, I've got one 10k plus stat now all I need is another. Sadly the closed one I've got is my experience which is currently just under 7,600 so it might take me some time yet. I'll be on that list one day dam it, one day.

Response to: My 7 art classes are paying off S2 Posted November 2nd, 2012 in Art

At 11/2/12 06:32 PM, dianinhas wrote: What do you think?

To be honest I think that your pixel art is ten times better then these drawings. Also It'd be best if you made one thread to dump your art in.

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted November 2nd, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 11/2/12 10:07 AM, Shaun wrote:
At 11/2/12 09:32 AM, Wunderbar wrote: you make me a sig with the phrase "one really slow step mang", no name, this picture
Now I remember why I stopped. No, just no.

Well, I gave it a go.

Newgrounds Sig Makers

Response to: Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge Posted November 2nd, 2012 in Where is / How to?

I'm now in the top 3,000 for experience.

Wi/Ht? level up! Lounge

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted November 2nd, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

At 11/1/12 09:42 PM, Jolly wrote: Barracks Roster as of November 1st, 2012:

O' yeah roster time!!!!

byte is, for the most part, unable to get online at the moment because of the recent hurricane. I'm the former EGB roster manager and, so that the roster doesn't have to be delayed any, byte and I decided that I will be posting the roster again this month.

Hopefully all those that are effected by the hurricane will be safe and return to Newgrounds soon. Especially Byte and her ruined chair haha. I don't know anything about it but fingers crossed it's over by now and as few people as possible got hurt. R.I.P. those that died.

Anyway, enough with that. On with the roster!!

Milestones::
Decky - 2K blams, 10K saves, 12K total B/P

Well, it has been a good month for me and milestones. I think this is the first time that there has been three on the same month. I have been trying to get passed the two thousand blams mark for quite some time so it was nice to finally achieve that one and when has passing ten thousand at any stat not been a good thing. Chances are next months will be maybe a eleven thousand saves and almost defiantly a thirteen thousand total B/P.

Congrats to all the other milestones passers this month.

Leaving The Barracks::
No members retired this month.

I'm pretty sure J-Rex left around a week ago.

The List:
No. B/P / Gain / Average / Level / Change / Username / Rank / Posts / Level
17) 19,221 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | Ismael92 Colonel | 0 | F
18) 12,198 | 0,829 | 26.74 | B | +019.97 | Decky Praporshchik | 24 | B
19) 11,335 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | IzzyDude Praporshchik | 0 | F
20) 11,271 | 0,000 | 00.00 | F | +000.00 | AnalPenguinFarming Praporshchik | 0 | F

Well the gap between me and Ismael92 has been slightly shrunk but it's still going to take a while to get to him. luckily for me he's inactive and there's nobody active right behind me, so not much pressure.

Top 5 Gainers::
Gimmick - 1,118 (15.73% of total)
Jolly - 993 (13.97% of total)
Coop - 902 (12.69% of total)
Decky - 829 (11.67% of total)
GameJunkie - 747 (10.51% of total)

I'll take fourth best gainer for this month, to be honest I wasn't expecting to be on the list.

Congrats to the other four highest gainers.

Cheers for the roster Jolly :).

Response to: Review Feeds and Voice Winners Posted November 1st, 2012 in NG News

At 11/1/12 05:53 PM, NoLanLabs wrote:
At 11/1/12 05:50 PM, Saminat wrote:
At 11/1/12 05:37 PM, NoLanLabs wrote: Just an idea, but it would be AWESOME if new reviews and new stuff from favorites showed up at the top like PMs do:
Hot damn! That would certainly be something! And how about a PM that alerts you to if you are chosen for the monthly vote?
Yeah, or there could be a little "1" on the gear icon to alert you of the voting.

These are the best little update ideas I've heard since the redesign. I want them and I want them now. Tom! Get your ass on it. It's an awesome idea. I see profit in it...maybe...possibly...probably not. But still do it.

Response to: Every NG user who is inactive... Posted November 1st, 2012 in General

EmmDubya: He was walking down the street when Tails and myself jumped him and beat him to death. This was the result of us blaming him for the death of the NGPD.

Old Halloween Icons Posted November 1st, 2012 in General

Well Halloween has been and gone so I think that It's time that I switched back to my old none zombified user icon. So I thought I'd dump it here so it'll always be up in it's own way. Anybody else wanna join me in this celebration of halloween icons past?

Old Halloween Icons

Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted November 1st, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

Is it only me that becomes suspicious of a game that is submitted by a user with "game" or "games" in their username? God dam Gamesgrow made me untrusting.

  • Little Rabbit
    Little Rabbit by gamesmagic

    Have fun run with Little Rabbit.

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Response to: The Elite Guard Barracks Posted November 1st, 2012 in Clubs & Crews

Will they ever learn?

  • Flying Kiss
    Flying Kiss by g2w-new

    Seal it with a flying kiss.

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  • Gogo Shoot
    Gogo Shoot by lastfreegames

    Mouse to play.

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  • Fab Tattoo Artist 2
    Fab Tattoo Artist 2 by g2w-new

    Take tattooing to the next level.

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