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At 10/1/13 09:37 AM, Chronamut wrote: they want cake?? LET THEM HAVE CAKE!

Would just like to say congratulations on getting UOTD ma lady.

Can anybody help me with the secret medal for this game?:

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At 10/3/13 02:06 PM, Drake wrote: The slot machines aren't doing it for me.

Tried it slightly different for you.

And a wild card.

At 10/2/13 07:02 PM, Drake wrote: Would also like a version without text.

Ta-Da

At 10/2/13 07:02 PM, Drake wrote: Requesting a signature.

Went for something simple.

At 10/3/13 06:27 AM, Painbringer wrote: -Lord-Humungus

well known artists.

I would have called him well known or in fact an artist.

Plus you forgot Sherbet the NG cat of that list.

Well, I just watched the second episode, Information Murder Porn, I have to say I'm a little disappointed. The first episode now seems like a standard South Park episode compared to this. The main thing that jumped out at me was the fact that South Park has done down this weekly satire route, which I'm okay with but then they're making jokes about Minecraft which hit it's peak years ago. It seems like an episode that should have been aired a few seasons back.

Come on South Park, let episode three be a good one.

At 10/1/13 04:20 PM, Dev wrote: Congrats and welcome to our 3 new entries: MrSoxfan and Decky both enter with 10k EXP and 10k Saves while BumFodder enters with 10k EXP and 10k Posts. Congrats!

Finally I made it onto the list. Took me long enough.

Also, congrats to Asandir and Decky for reaching 3x10k status by way of 10k EXP.

Have I? I thought I only had 2x10k.

This year my icon stays as shitty as the none Halloween version. I miss the old icons but there are some good new ones ahead of me so swings and roundabouts.

At 10/1/13 01:20 AM, Chronamut wrote: FREE CAKE AND CRUMPETS FOR ALL!

I'll bring out the fine china Ma Lady. O' it shall be a celebration to remember. Do you think we should have a celebratory hunt to make the occasion? I believe we have an overabundance of game on the grounds.

PEASANTS INCLUDED!

Are you sure about this? They'll stink up the place.

Have to admit that I was a little disappointed. I guess I thought it would be more epic in general. Really didn't think that Jesse would live. And now onto the next great TV show.

At 9/26/13 06:30 AM, Jin wrote: On a related note, Jimmy Carr is a awful comedian.

O' now I won't have that. Jimmy is a legend.

At 9/26/13 06:52 AM, satanbrain wrote: No rumor I can make will compete the truth.

Satanbrain was in a choir as a child. He liked the robes so much that he would wear them all through the remainder of the sunday, right through until monday morning.

At 9/26/13 06:08 AM, Darthdenim wrote: That was pretty mediocre.
I didn't laugh once the entire show.

Pretty much the same. I've always been a fan of the show but that was probably one of the worst episodes. Not the greatest start to a season. Though the Alec Baldwin stuff was pretty funny.

At 9/25/13 05:33 PM, Boomstick wrote: Watch the possible Spin Off of Saul Goodman

Confirmed Spin Off.

At 9/23/13 06:54 PM, mechadude32 wrote: Holy shit, are you that guy from bizarre E.R.
Don't judge me...

I am not and I am.

At 9/23/13 06:12 PM, Otto wrote: I'm not trying to be actually a dick, it's a fine thread, but it's set me right on edge

I know man, no worries.

At 9/23/13 06:17 PM, Elitistinen wrote: I usually resist yawning because I did run into shit like your before, but the difference was I pulled my own jaw back myself (hurts like hell).

That's what I usually do but it just couldn't be done this time so medical help was required. They said that the worst case scenario will be a very minor operation on my jaw to stop it from happening. I'm all in favour of it if it means I can yawn carefree again.

At 9/23/13 05:45 PM, Painbringer wrote: I guess Saul's spinoff show might be a prequel.

Vince Gilligan always said that if there was a spin off it would be about Saul but also that it would indeed be a prequel. I think what we saw was the very end of the Saul Goodman time line as I doubt he'll be in the last episode.

At 9/23/13 05:22 PM, Xenomit wrote: What's it actually like to have your jaw get locked in place

Kind of like there is something at the back of your jaw near your wisdom teeth that is preventing you from closing your mouth properly. It's not a pleasant feeling in any way, shape or form sums it up.

At 9/23/13 05:23 PM, Viper50 wrote: Did you happen to come in contact with any rusty metal?

I don't have heavy metal poisoning Viper.

At 9/23/13 05:17 PM, Darthdenim wrote: There must be something wrong with you.

Hence the jaw specialist ;). It's been happening to me about twice a week for a good few years but never thought anything of it because I would slip out of place and then i'd just pop it back in with very little pain but this time was far far worse.

At 9/23/13 12:48 AM, RyderOmega wrote:

At 9/22/13 11:48 PM, 4cat wrote: Guys do you think Andrea is gonna pull through?

I sure hope so. I'm pretty sure she'll survive.

No, I think there's currently a raccoon eating her head starting at the bullet hole, she's dead dudes.

At 9/23/13 05:07 PM, Viper50 wrote:

At 9/23/13 03:41 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Digimon came out before pokemon did.

Digimon - 1999
Pokemon - 1996 (games) 1997 (anime)

This made me laugh, I have to admit that I thought Pokemon was a cartoon before it was a game. Guess I was wrong. I'm not going to look it up and see, I'll just presume you're right. As for Digimon spoofs, Digimon was just so unbelievably crap to me that I really wouldn't even want to watch a spoof made by somebody who shares my opinion on the show.

The whole Pokemon or Digimon argument has taken me back to the early 00's. Always a good thing haha.

At 9/23/13 09:10 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote: I heard McJobes steals quotes.

I heard that NewgroundsMike keeps a rare Tonkin Snub-Nosed Monkey in his house just so that he can pretend that he doesn't see it when he has guests over. What a bastard.

At 9/23/13 04:55 PM, 24901miles wrote: Yeah, it was pretty boring, now that I think abo--aaawwwwwn.

*click* O' shit not again haha.

At 9/23/13 04:40 PM, 24901miles wrote: Wow, that shit was boring to read. *yawn*
At 9/23/13 04:41 PM, Otto wrote: Fuck you so much.

Wow! Didn't think my little story would inspire so much hate. I'm glad it at least got an emotional response I guess but meh, I thought it was funny, well will do in a few days no doubt. And yes 24901miles I get the "*yawn*" joke. Just wasn't that good.

Around 2pm (GMT) today I was on my laptop just surfing, doing some uni work, the usual. I yawned. Halfway through the yawn my jaw locked open. I had to get my mother to drive me to a local infirmary as it was quite painful. Once there I, clutching some tissue to my gaping mouth to try and prevent the dribble i was producing from going everywhere, was told they could do nothing but if I went to the nearest hospital they would send them my details and they would see me straight away as it appeared to be dislocated.

On the way to the hospital I started to panic as I have a phobia of hospitals but was trying to put a straight face on things. This didn't help matters as I soon turned white and began to vomit with dread of what awaited me. Not an act you want to do in a situation when you can neither swallow or spit with ease.

I arrived smelling of vomit and with a small quantity of it in my mouth which was almost impossible to get rid of in my condition, an expression of pure horror on my face, mainly from the locked open jaw and the pale complexion and in great pain. I was pumped full of morphine and my jaw basically man handled back into place.

Before I left I was given an appointment later in the week to come back and see a jaw specialist but what was the advice the doctor gave me until then? "Try not to yawn."

So I'm back home after being discharged, thought I'd write down my story whilst I still remembered most of the details and more importantly whilst there was still some morphine running through my veins. And that is how a yawn put me in hospital.

Anybody else been hospitalised by something unusual or funny?

A List of Facts From Decky

Thomas Edison’s last breath is held in a vial at the Henry Ford museum in Detroit.

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (The Ancient Aliens guy) has a degree....In Sports Information and Communication.

The youngest king of England was Henry VI, crowned king of England and France at just 9 months old.

Nelson Mandela was removed from the US terror watch list in 2008.

The founder of the dating site match.com, Gary Kremen, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match.com.

Jimmy Carter once sent a jacket to the cleaner’s forgetting that nuclear detonation codes were still in the pocket.

In 2009, a retired policeman called Geraint Woolford was admitted to Abergale Hospital in north Wales and ended up next to another retired policeman called Geraint Woolford. The men weren’t related, had never met and were the only two people in the UK called Geraint Woolford.

Shappi Khorsandi

Not sure how well know she is in other places then the UK but all of her jokes consist of the same format "I'm Iranian, is that cool! I'm not a terrorist!" Stuff like that.

A little taste of the shit if your curious.

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