I don't get it...

At 11/2/09 09:25 PM, lolwtfmudkips wrote:
By the time I am done posting that post will be removed...or 2 or 3 minutes after.

I guess it would take longer

At 11/2/09 06:55 PM, HollowGrave wrote: Make a inflatable dummy of yourself.

That's maybe the greatest idea someone though about, congratulations sir, you are a genius!

Well, possibly it could be...

Can't you simply do your work at school?

Damn, kids that don't study just to lurk on NG these days...

At 10/28/09 10:53 PM, sven647 wrote: Someone will assassinate the archduke of Austria causing a chain reaction of alliances to go to war with each other???

And then yet another Armenian Genocide?

At 10/28/09 08:11 PM, armorwarrior wrote: Wade loves him some Farmville.

I have to agree, he only post these damn Farmville stuff...
People on NG don't hate Facebook but the users, hating the player, not the game
Usually facebook users are jailbaits and people who think themselves cool, which is damn annoying...

The hair doesn't have to be on the head right?

At 10/25/09 09:28 PM, H-K-S wrote:

At 10/25/09 09:22 PM, Pheonixxx wrote:

At 10/25/09 08:56 PM, LeroyJ wrote: Wow, you drew angry faic in your peanut butter. Whoop de fuckin doo.

Wow, you joined newgrounds. Whoop de fucking doo.

You both are retards, whoop de fucking do. It's "we're all part of it."

Wow, you just insulted somebody, whoop de fucking doo

At 10/25/09 09:56 PM, benjix555 wrote: WIN I SAY!

Wow, when people have a lotof free time, weird thngs happen

At 10/24/09 09:28 PM, ChocEliteBar wrote:

What about you guys, are you taller than your older siblings or parents?

I'm 14 and I'm one of the tallest members of my family

At 8/11/09 04:47 PM, O0-0O-O0-0O wrote: Because she hates you. She just doesn't understand you, you complex child.

Parents just don't get it. They're so lame.

I sense sarcasm
I can see it in your post

At 10/4/09 02:37 PM, RoobyKillAll wrote: Franklin the Turtle would be a good choice too, imo.

Godammit you made my day

I'm not a kind of guy that finds the worst thing and makes a joke about it. But don't you guys think the boyfriend raped her or sexually harrased/abused her
I mean, she really doesn't want to talk about it, and many men in revenge rape and/or abuse their ex's.
Rape isn't all about sex, is more rage, revenge, power etc.

Can they ban people that make threads asking about who can they ban?

hmmm

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That sound is me running for the door.

Shhh!! Don't give them ideas!

At 9/30/09 03:45 PM, dec-1310 wrote: I bite pencils
I scratch without having any itch
I throw Hadoukens
etc

I also have a caffeine addiction

At 9/30/09 04:47 PM, Sir-Hank-Frank wrote: Tell them to go fuck themselves, listen to what you enjoy.

^This

I bite pencils
I scratch without having any itch
I throw Hadoukens
etc

At 9/30/09 02:52 PM, FigishPig3000 wrote: ¿Por qué tenemos que aprender inglés? ¡Todos los americanos que vienen aquí deben apenas aprender español! Cójalos, I' ¡enfermo de m de aprender el inglés, la lengua dominante!

Si vas a postear en español, traduce cual sea la maldita estupidez que escribas, recuerda la regla de "english only" aqui en NG

Trans: If you are going to post in spanish, translate whatever fucking crap you write, remember the "english only" rule here on NG

Mmaybe Wwriting Nnewgrounds Wwith 2 Nn´s?

Nah but for first time, I found somebody with a good idea for newgrounds, congrats man, you win!

Petters pecker picked another pickle bearing pussy peppert

Meeting John at Dale´s Jr. winked and eye point a finger

A former cop undercover just got shot now recovered

Fighting crime with a partner Louis Lane Jimmy Carter

I-E-A-I-A-I-O

At 9/25/09 01:41 PM, TheStonePilot wrote: Seriously. Let's all try and life one week by the bible. Let's see what we have to do.
Offending religions racism bleh bleh bleh

That's Islam not Christianity you dickweed

I was an innocnt little prick, I came here looking for Sonic games (yeah I hate myself) and I found this
After a ear or so I made an account and bleh bleh bleh

Either Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, White chocolate, Hot Chocolate, Chocolate Icecream etc.

At 9/26/09 07:02 PM, TacoFreak wrote: Russian

Pedophile...

That's nothing to feel bad about, that means your body is damn mature or something
I started puberty at 8

this story sounds so familiar...

House?

That kick looks less painful than a pillow full molten marshmallows

Oral sex was originally made for people to have the same pleasures, but not having the stress of "getting the girl pregnant" or whatnot.
Of course this came before condoms.
This is also if there's any type of problem on the normal penetration
yeah, odd isn't it?