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1.

Crying

Topic: Ben Spurgin, 1977-2009

Posted: 10/23/09 05:26 PM

Forum: NG News

wow, what is too be done with his account?


2.

None

Topic: Paranormal Activity: Fail

Posted: 10/19/09 04:14 PM

Forum: General

At 10/19/09 02:48 PM, SuperShad wrote: Paranormal Activity is quite possibly the worst way to spend money. It's a rip off of The Blair Witch Project, and it's not even scary. You can totally tell what's gonna happen.

I can't believe I just sucked penis to watch people talk for an hour and a half.

well ghost hunters dont s9olve anything except that their show is gay


3.

None

Topic: Adventure path!

Posted: 10/19/09 03:28 PM

Forum: General

so is your mom


4.

Elated

Topic: Top entries from 10/14/2009!

Posted: 10/15/09 11:52 PM

Forum: P-bot's Postings

HICKADOOLAAAAAA!!!!!


5.

None

Topic: My comedy routine

Posted: 10/15/09 09:13 AM

Forum: General

At 10/15/09 09:12 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote: So what's the deal with the automatical doors, HUH?
Are they just spying on us? Waiting for us to come close? That's pretty weird! that was not hilarious! Huh? HUH?

Thankyou, I'll be here 'til Sunday!

not really


6.

None

Topic: Adventure path!

Posted: 10/15/09 09:12 AM

Forum: General

12 your mom dies


7.

Angry

Topic: My comedy routine

Posted: 10/15/09 09:09 AM

Forum: General

no i take it out on your mom


8.

None

Topic: Adventure path!

Posted: 10/15/09 09:08 AM

Forum: General

1: your getting chased by a gigantic pedobear on a cliff, what do you do? get raped in pain or would you jump off the cliff? if youve chosen get raped , you die and if youve chosen jump off the cliff, turn to pg 3
1 and a half: you kill krinkelz and get on your way home! turn to page 9
2: you have a face off against luis and you mysteriously win! turn to page 6
3: you have a spare parachute but you it only has a pillow inside, what do you do, use the pillow to hava safe landing or see if youve got another spare parachute to have a softer and safer landin. if youve chosen look for a spare, you survive and have a safe landing but if you chose use pillow, your dead so turn to page 4

4: you get down to a surface and get surrounded by luis bots, what do you do, if you want to try to have a face off against the luis' turn to page 2, and if you wanna try beating them up, go to page 5

5: you try beating up the luis bots but you fail and eventually die

6:you escaped the luis bots but you need to get home but suddenly you are stopped by the master of all bad......KRINKELZ, he takes your weapons and starts shooting you! what do u do? attempt to kill him or find a weapon! if you choose find a weapon go to page 7 and if you have the courage to attempt to kill him, go to page 1 and a half.

7: you try to find a weapon but then you get shot in the head.....the end

8: you kill the taxi driver! then the cops come aND arrest you....the end

9: you find a taxi and you pay the man but you dont have enough money!! what do you do, kill the taxi driver or get out of the car? if you choose kill him, turn to page 8 and if you chose get out of the car turn to page 10

10: you get out of the car and walk home and have a good friendly life..... the....end :C


9.

Angry

Topic: My comedy routine

Posted: 10/15/09 08:44 AM

Forum: General

i didnt want negros to get offended


10.

Elated

Topic: Pets

Posted: 10/15/09 08:42 AM

Forum: General

this would be my pet

Pets


11.

Shouting

Topic: Don't You Hate It When...

Posted: 10/15/09 08:33 AM

Forum: General

well if that happens, then do what your banner says


12.

None

Topic: Is Cyberdefender any good?

Posted: 10/15/09 08:31 AM

Forum: General

yes

Is Cyberdefender any good?


13.

Crying

Topic: What if y2k happened?

Posted: 10/15/09 08:26 AM

Forum: General

At 10/14/09 11:51 PM, quagmire690 wrote: ifo ant to know what if y2k happenend... a good place to look is the new 2012 movie... something like that, to all our electronics at least...

aww man i have not seen that movie but it already scares the SHIT outta me


14.

Crying

Topic: The Cleveland Show. Porn

Posted: 10/15/09 08:23 AM

Forum: General

WHY DIDNT QUAGMIRE GET A SHOW INSTEAD!!!!!


15.

None

Topic: My comedy routine

Posted: 10/15/09 08:21 AM

Forum: General

Whats red,blue and puffy as hell?

Your mom


16.

None

Topic: NG humor =/= other sites humor

Posted: 10/15/09 08:20 AM

Forum: General

At 10/15/09 08:18 AM, WeirdJamFace wrote:
At 10/15/09 07:14 AM, Blush wrote:
COCK JOKE!
Is it just me, or are there Ten times as many jokes ABOUT cock jokes then there are just plain cock-jokes?

I barely see any actual cock-jokes. Just people who yell out COCK JOKE!

COCK JOKE


17.

None

Topic: My comedy routine

Posted: 10/15/09 08:17 AM

Forum: General

Q: what do you call a bunch of mexicans in a sack?
A: bean bag


18.

Angry

Topic: My comedy routine

Posted: 10/15/09 08:16 AM

Forum: General

yeah nice try


19.

Happy

Topic: My comedy routine

Posted: 10/15/09 08:09 AM

Forum: General

ive got a few jokes as my comedy routine,tell me what you think

Q: whats the problem with 4 nazi's driving off a cliff with a car?
A: the car holds 5

Q: ever hear of the mexican that went to college?
A: me neither

Q:[heres a long one] ok a couple goes to buy a parrot and the cashier says "weve only gotz one more parrot left, so the couple buys the last parrot that doesnt have legs to perch itself so it uses its penis.one saturday night the husband stayed home last night, and the wife was hoping for the parrot to tell the wife if something happened. so the wife comes back and asks the parrot"did he do anything?" "YEAH HE CALLED A CHIK TO COME OVER" the parrot said "THEN?" said the wife. and the parrot replied "AND THEN THEY UNDRESSED!" "yeah go on" said the wife and lastly the parrot said "I COULDNT SEE WHAT HAPPENED, I GOT A BONER!!!!"


20.

Questioning

Topic: NG humor =/= other sites humor

Posted: 10/15/09 07:52 AM

Forum: General

well other forums dont have a site based on so much violence,nudity,swears and porn so newgrounds does not care about what you say,of course other forums will probobly ban you if you swear post violence or even TALK about violence! newgrounds will not care about that stuff since it has never been a problem.newgrounds adapted to doing things such as that. your funny but kongregaters are giant ass holes


21.

Elated

Topic: IS there some other way to get xp?

Posted: 10/15/09 07:46 AM

Forum: General

HAHAHAHA yeah i bet


22.

Expressionless

Topic: south park alien

Posted: 10/15/09 07:44 AM

Forum: General

has any one found the alien in the new south park episode yet???i didnt.......


23.

Sad

Topic: Best death scene ever?

Posted: 10/15/09 07:42 AM

Forum: General

"no...NO I CREATED YOUUUUUU!!!!!"


26.

Angry

Topic: Chat

Posted: 10/14/09 08:29 AM

Forum: General

What the hell is going on with chat! it has been in what they claimed "finishing touches" for about 2 years!WHAT THE HELL IS UP


27.

None

Topic: Where is Hitlers Skull!?!?!?!?!

Posted: 10/12/09 01:18 AM

Forum: General

hopefully the hitler clone wil.....OMG JEW BOTS
FLAME ON :moral: the hitler clone will be able to burn his most hated jews by turning into a flame

Where is Hitlers Skull!?!?!?!?!


28.

Happy

Topic: Money Help

Posted: 10/12/09 01:02 AM

Forum: General

BUY ALOT OF PUPPIES


29.

Sad

Topic: What's the first thing you think...

Posted: 10/12/09 01:01 AM

Forum: General

ugh same routine

1:drink coffee
2:eat breakfast
3:start workin


30.

Elated

Topic: Starting over

Posted: 10/12/09 12:58 AM

Forum: General

i would find the cure for retarded people who make useless threads like you


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